Mudkip, the official guide. A guide, about a strong and very famous person, we're writing the year 2008, years after the Mudkip epheuria came to us.
Mudkip, a beautiful person, his eyes are shiny and his skin is sky-blue. His smile excists only once on earth, it's something real special.
In this guide I want you to teach everything about Mudkip, how he lives, what hobbies he got and where you can find him.
We start off with a few pictures, because pictures often say more than 1000 words.
Lesson one: Why you like Mudkip
Lesson two: Mudkips can be found everywhere, on gaming-cards, in videos but also in other places.
Lesson three: The mudkip speak. In these exciting documentations you will learn to speak like mudkip.
Lesson four: The famous saying: 'so i herd u liek mudkips'
This epic sentence was found by an epic nerd, which got killed by his own winity. Nobody ever found his dead body or something about him, so I just explain this sentnce at this part.
* iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
* I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNFFH EEEEEEEEEEINNNFFH' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
* I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting into the situation.
* A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
* So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA FUCKIN' SUE-" and it was cut off.
* I asked an officer later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
* So I ask you: do you liek Mudkipz?
Other facts:
Mudkips parents died by a shit pokemon, he's actually the main actor in the new movie 'M for Mendetta'
Mudkip could be pedobears brother, but the epic winitial specialists are not to 100% sure.
Mudkip has got only a few hobbies, one is to visit 4-12 chan. (/cp/ /b/)
Mudkip lives in one of the deep 7 faggotseas, somewhere between germany and china.
Other pictures:
In soviet ruddland, mud kips you
And last but not least: The epic movie:
I hope this guide helped you to understand the ways of Mudkip. Good luck on your way to meet him.
Sincerly,
Raphi
Mudkip, a beautiful person, his eyes are shiny and his skin is sky-blue. His smile excists only once on earth, it's something real special.
In this guide I want you to teach everything about Mudkip, how he lives, what hobbies he got and where you can find him.
We start off with a few pictures, because pictures often say more than 1000 words.
Lesson one: Why you like Mudkip
Lesson two: Mudkips can be found everywhere, on gaming-cards, in videos but also in other places.
Lesson three: The mudkip speak. In these exciting documentations you will learn to speak like mudkip.
Lesson four: The famous saying: 'so i herd u liek mudkips'
This epic sentence was found by an epic nerd, which got killed by his own winity. Nobody ever found his dead body or something about him, so I just explain this sentnce at this part.
* iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
* I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNFFH EEEEEEEEEEINNNFFH' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
* I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting into the situation.
* A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
* So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA FUCKIN' SUE-" and it was cut off.
* I asked an officer later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
* So I ask you: do you liek Mudkipz?
Other facts:
Mudkips parents died by a shit pokemon, he's actually the main actor in the new movie 'M for Mendetta'
Mudkip could be pedobears brother, but the epic winitial specialists are not to 100% sure.
Mudkip has got only a few hobbies, one is to visit 4-12 chan. (/cp/ /b/)
Mudkip lives in one of the deep 7 faggotseas, somewhere between germany and china.
Other pictures:
In soviet ruddland, mud kips you
And last but not least: The epic movie:
I hope this guide helped you to understand the ways of Mudkip. Good luck on your way to meet him.
Sincerly,
Raphi
