psH
Banned
+217|6680|Sydney

CameronPoe wrote:

Call it 'Chuy'.
quick! somebody put up a poll on what we (without his consent) name it!


im thinking crab, or cdog
icecold2510
Member
+31|6590
Lol, Something similar happened to me in October.  She accidentally told me the wrong date of the start of her period and I freaked out and told her what I thought(I had put it in before and what not). This got her worried also(stress).  So the next few days we were freaking out.  Then about 5 days later her period started. The period was actually only 2 days late. Then it was a normal one so I was happy. And shes not pregnant now.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6917|London, England
You and the girl are fucking noobs. Not cool. Not even daring and risque and sexy stuff like that. Just noobs. It's the geeky yet appropriate word to use.

Last edited by Mek-Izzle (2008-01-13 07:57:10)

Lai
Member
+186|6447

Ashlite wrote:

CameronPoe wrote:

Call it 'Chuy'.
quick! somebody put up a poll on what we (without his consent) name it!


im thinking crab, or cdog
Let's call his son "Ghua" (if its a boy)! This is BF2s after all,..
xxx.B(+)mber
Member
+4|6250|Chicago, IL

Simon wrote:

xxx.B(+)mber wrote:

The best at home abortion technique is to get the bitch outside in the winter time, then get her on some steps maybe where there is ice, pretend like your helping her then WAM trip the cunt and let gravity do the rest. Instant Miscariage, no more prego, no more probems. Tata..
Erm.. I can't tell if you're being serious or not.
I am so dead serious about that.. I  did this when I was 16 but it was actualy an accident, kind of sad but I would have been an unfit father at that age anyway.
Lai
Member
+186|6447

xxx.B(+)mber wrote:

Simon wrote:

xxx.B(+)mber wrote:

The best at home abortion technique is to get the bitch outside in the winter time, then get her on some steps maybe where there is ice, pretend like your helping her then WAM trip the cunt and let gravity do the rest. Instant Miscariage, no more prego, no more probems. Tata..
Erm.. I can't tell if you're being serious or not.
I am so dead serious about that.. I  did this when I was 16 but it was actualy an accident, kind of sad but I would have been an unfit father at that age anyway.
*vomits and reaches for sword

Last edited by Lai (2008-01-13 10:56:01)

gene_pool
Banned
+519|6917|Gold coast, Aus.

xxx.B(+)mber wrote:

Simon wrote:

xxx.B(+)mber wrote:

The best at home abortion technique is to get the bitch outside in the winter time, then get her on some steps maybe where there is ice, pretend like your helping her then WAM trip the cunt and let gravity do the rest. Instant Miscariage, no more prego, no more probems. Tata..
Erm.. I can't tell if you're being serious or not.
I am so dead serious about that.. I  did this when I was 16 but it was actualy an accident, kind of sad but I would have been an unfit father at that age anyway.
Awesome.... Just awesome.
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|7016|Scotland
this thread rocks
bennisboy
Member
+829|6942|Poundland
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Graphic-J
The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J
+196|6422|So Cal

ig wrote:

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

i feel so fu*ked ...
it's probably ok man. in high school, i fucked some chick at her party (with a condom mind you), and then i got a message like a month later when i was on vacation in the keys. it was that girl saying that she was pregnant, and i was the dad. needless to say it, it ruined my fucking vacation. i couldn't stop thinking about it the whole time. i finally called her when i got home (hadn't talked to her since that night) and found out that she wasn't pregnant. stupid bitch just wanted attention or something. anyways, keep your head up man.
...
Wow total vacation ruined because of bitch lying. I would of forced her to pay me for another vacation.
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psH
Banned
+217|6680|Sydney

GraphicArtist J wrote:

ig wrote:

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

i feel so fu*ked ...
it's probably ok man. in high school, i fucked some chick at her party (with a condom mind you), and then i got a message like a month later when i was on vacation in the keys. it was that girl saying that she was pregnant, and i was the dad. needless to say it, it ruined my fucking vacation. i couldn't stop thinking about it the whole time. i finally called her when i got home (hadn't talked to her since that night) and found out that she wasn't pregnant. stupid bitch just wanted attention or something. anyways, keep your head up man.
...
Wow total vacation ruined because of bitch lying. I would of forced her to pay me for another vacation.
i would have told her to gtfo back to the kitchen
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6871|London
'Pre cum' contains very little sperm and the chances of her getting pregnant off it is low, and stressing about it won't change the outcome.
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6919|Camp XRay

Just because - this is directed to no one in particular but I thought it was awesome and it seems like an appropriate thread to post it in.

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bennisboy
Member
+829|6942|Poundland

Aries_37 wrote:

'Pre cum' contains very little sperm and the chances of her getting pregnant off it is low, and stressing about it won't change the outcome.
He did a-level biology, n I forget what he's doin at uni, but he's probly right.

If he's not then lol
Schwarzelungen
drunklenglungen
+133|6592|Bloomington Indiana
hopefully ya didnt slip one past the goalie.

but chances are low....dont freak out yet..youll just give yourself an ulcer
bennisboy
Member
+829|6942|Poundland

Schwarzelungen wrote:

hopefully ya didnt slip one past the goalie.

but chances are low....dont freak out yet..youll just give yourself an ulcer
Or a baby


Oh yeah, I went there
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6917|London, England
I personally think teen pregnancy is fucking hilarious.
Schwarzelungen
drunklenglungen
+133|6592|Bloomington Indiana

Mek-Izzle wrote:

I personally think teen pregnancy is fucking hilarious.
id pretty much agree.
if i got my girlfriend pregnant now i highly doubt itd freak me out with how long we've been together and how little college we have left.
m4s3rchi3f
Member
+122|6591
the girl just had her period  couples days ago...am i in the clear?? I think so ....phew*
d3athwi5h4
insert clever title here
+59|6809|Kickapoo

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

the girl just had her period  couples days ago...am i in the clear?? I think so ....phew*
Yeah you are good to go.  Cancel your move to Mexico
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6822|Milkystania, yurop

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

the girl just had her period  couples days ago...am i in the clear?? I think so ....phew*
thank god

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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6796|so randum

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

the girl just had her period  couples days ago...am i in the clear?? I think so ....phew*
You got off light this time, next time just be careful and do everything safe!

Let this be a lesson etc.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
m4s3rchi3f
Member
+122|6591
i got a question for you guys who are active....if you have sex with a condom? don't you still worry there's a chance she can get pregnant... I personally will be abstinent.
Sgt.Gene
...
+215|7060
Dont be a fool. Wrap your tool.
HITNRUNXX
Member
+220|7006|Oklahoma City

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

i got a question for you guys who are active....if you have sex with a condom? don't you still worry there's a chance she can get pregnant... I personally will be abstinent.
My wife is pregnant with our 3rd... And I punched a hole right through the condom we were using... New, out of box, name brand... BOOM! So yeah, nothing else is 100%....

A co-worker just had twins after his condom and her birth control failed...

Another friend got snipped and still ended up working again...

Remember to have your woman spade or neutered... Sorry, just kidding, just popped into my head...

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