BF2S Forums "Crazy Lady" ---History of my Crazy-Ass neighbor.

Mint Sauce wrote:

etadpu

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

Mint Sauce wrote:

etadpu

Ive seen better butts

Mint Sauce wrote:

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

Mint Sauce wrote:

etadpu

Ive seen better butts

Maybe in pictures, or whilst your staring at some girl down the street. But there ain't no way you has seen a nekkid butt like that in the flesh. No way.

I mean com'on, you thought your sister was fit..

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

Mint Sauce wrote:

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

Ive seen better butts

Maybe in pictures, or whilst your staring at some girl down the street. But there ain't no way you has seen a nekkid butt like that in the flesh. No way.

I mean com'on, you thought your sister was fit..

STFU

HITNRUNXX wrote:

I guess it has been a while, huh?

Give me a few minutes to go through and figure out where I left off.

HITNRUNXX wrote:

Well, it has been relatively quiet, all things considered.

Update on Minor events since my last post:

The kids started riding their newly "acquired" shopping cart up and down the street, being pushed by their friends and then crashing into things like something out of Jackass... At one point, they were even using their friend's skateboard ramp and "jumping" in it...

Then it would be ditched in my front yard. So I went and threw it back into their front yard. The next day it was in my driveway, so I threw it back into their front yard. It disappeared all together after that...

A couple weeks or so later, I cut down and cut up a tree that was growing too close to my house. I cut it up into lumber and left it up against my house, waiting for the next big trash day to throw it all away... The next day, it was ALL GONE... and there was a trail of bark pieces going from where it was by my house, down my driveway, and then up their driveway to their garage... I guess they needed some wood? Weird deal... Maybe they just stole it because they thought it was valuable to me or something? I don't know.

A couple weeks or so after that, a neighbor down the street put out a couple of full sized mattresses for big trash day. The Crazy Kids "acquired" one (I don't really consider it stealing since it was out as trash, but still...) and they put it in their yard and played on it... Jumped up and down on it, used it as a wrestling mat, used it as a crash zone for their bike and skateboard stunts... You know, the usual... I saw them playing on it and then went somewhere. Apparently, when they were done, they dragged it over and left it in my driveway, as I was unable to pull back in to my driveway when I got home... Well, it was nasty. I think the person that had thrown it out had been using it for their dogs or something, as it was covered in animal hair, smelled like wet dog and piss, and was stained all over... So I threw it back over into their yard. When I came back out, it was in the street in front of my driveway, where I couldn't have backed my car out... So I just shoved it back in front of their house and left it in the street. It sat there for about 2 weeks before disappearing.

A couple of week ago, we started having power issues. We would brown out about every 30 minutes bad enough for the TV/XBOX/other electronics would just turn off. We called the power company and they came out and said everything looks fine from the transformer (in my backyard) to my meter, so it must be wiring inside my house. They then checked with several neighbors and they all said they had been experiencing similar things. So so followed the cable back from the transformer... And it goes right under the fence to the Crazy Neighbor's back yard... And they said it had been dug up and tampered with, and was shorting, which was causing the whole neighborhood to have power issues... So they ran a temporary cable across the Crazies back yard and it fixed the issue... Hopefully they will go after them for damages, but I doubt they will...

And lastly, a section of their fence fell down. It fell into their front yard. They would glare at us and look back and forth from the fence everytime we were outside as if telling us it was either our fault, or that we needed to fix it. I wasn't going to touch it. It sat there for about two weeks. I went outside yesterday and it was thrown up against my house. So I threw it over against their house. Today it is standing again, but I don't think it will last as the fence posts are broken off at the ground...

Good times... Nothing major... Just general annoying neighbor crap for the most part, minus the power thing... That pissed me off...

Poseidon wrote:

+1 for having a tolerance and patience rate of a God.

HITNRUNXX wrote:

Well, it has been relatively quiet, all things considered.

Update on Minor events since my last post:

The kids started riding their newly "acquired" shopping cart up and down the street, being pushed by their friends and then crashing into things like something out of Jackass... At one point, they were even using their friend's skateboard ramp and "jumping" in it...

Then it would be ditched in my front yard. So I went and threw it back into their front yard. The next day it was in my driveway, so I threw it back into their front yard. It disappeared all together after that...

A couple weeks or so later, I cut down and cut up a tree that was growing too close to my house. I cut it up into lumber and left it up against my house, waiting for the next big trash day to throw it all away... The next day, it was ALL GONE... and there was a trail of bark pieces going from where it was by my house, down my driveway, and then up their driveway to their garage... I guess they needed some wood? Weird deal... Maybe they just stole it because they thought it was valuable to me or something? I don't know.

A couple weeks or so after that, a neighbor down the street put out a couple of full sized mattresses for big trash day. The Crazy Kids "acquired" one (I don't really consider it stealing since it was out as trash, but still...) and they put it in their yard and played on it... Jumped up and down on it, used it as a wrestling mat, used it as a crash zone for their bike and skateboard stunts... You know, the usual... I saw them playing on it and then went somewhere. Apparently, when they were done, they dragged it over and left it in my driveway, as I was unable to pull back in to my driveway when I got home... Well, it was nasty. I think the person that had thrown it out had been using it for their dogs or something, as it was covered in animal hair, smelled like wet dog and piss, and was stained all over... So I threw it back over into their yard. When I came back out, it was in the street in front of my driveway, where I couldn't have backed my car out... So I just shoved it back in front of their house and left it in the street. It sat there for about 2 weeks before disappearing.

A couple of week ago, we started having power issues. We would brown out about every 30 minutes bad enough for the TV/XBOX/other electronics would just turn off. We called the power company and they came out and said everything looks fine from the transformer (in my backyard) to my meter, so it must be wiring inside my house. They then checked with several neighbors and they all said they had been experiencing similar things. So so followed the cable back from the transformer... And it goes right under the fence to the Crazy Neighbor's back yard... And they said it had been dug up and tampered with, and was shorting, which was causing the whole neighborhood to have power issues... So they ran a temporary cable across the Crazies back yard and it fixed the issue... Hopefully they will go after them for damages, but I doubt they will...

And lastly, a section of their fence fell down. It fell into their front yard. They would glare at us and look back and forth from the fence everytime we were outside as if telling us it was either our fault, or that we needed to fix it. I wasn't going to touch it. It sat there for about two weeks. I went outside yesterday and it was thrown up against my house. So I threw it over against their house. Today it is standing again, but I don't think it will last as the fence posts are broken off at the ground...

Good times... Nothing major... Just general annoying neighbor crap for the most part, minus the power thing... That pissed me off...