i just woke up
like 2 girls with 1 cup
i played with my little pup
then said to my homedawg 'sup'
like 2 girls with 1 cup
i played with my little pup
then said to my homedawg 'sup'
i hopes u was referrin to meHurricaИe wrote:
i just woke up
like 2 girls with 1 cup
i played with my little pup
then said to my homedawg 'sup'
cuz on this toilet seat im about to pee
oops i better wipe this shit up
like that dirty bitch on 2 girls 1 cup
it be a sunny dayig wrote:
i hopes u was referrin to meHurricaИe wrote:
i just woke up
like 2 girls with 1 cup
i played with my little pup
then said to my homedawg 'sup'
cuz on this toilet seat im about to pee
oops i better wipe this shit up
like that dirty bitch on 2 girls 1 cup
befo u say im gay
let me have my way
give yo sista a good lay
Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-01-12 08:19:51)
howd u kno i had a sisHurricaИe wrote:
it be a sunny dayig wrote:
i hopes u was referrin to meHurricaИe wrote:
i just woke up
like 2 girls with 1 cup
i played with my little pup
then said to my homedawg 'sup'
cuz on this toilet seat im about to pee
oops i better wipe this shit up
like that dirty bitch on 2 girls 1 cup
befo u say im gay
let me have my way
give yo sista a good lay
were u watchin her take a piss
if u was ill lay da smackdown
gtfo ill turn ur smile to a frown
Stop, hammer time!ig wrote:
howd u kno i had a sisHurricaИe wrote:
it be a sunny dayig wrote:
i hopes u was referrin to me
cuz on this toilet seat im about to pee
oops i better wipe this shit up
like that dirty bitch on 2 girls 1 cup
befo u say im gay
let me have my way
give yo sista a good lay
were u watchin her take a piss
if u was ill lay da smackdown
gtfo ill turn ur smile to a frown
#rekt
20 hours ago, this thread was made.
Of epic proportion, fucking epic I say.
8 pages of bars, tunes and beats
Even S.G.T beating his meat -
Just one thing to say, so i'll make it real quick,
If you all have forgot, you all suck my dick.
Of epic proportion, fucking epic I say.
8 pages of bars, tunes and beats
Even S.G.T beating his meat -
Just one thing to say, so i'll make it real quick,
If you all have forgot, you all suck my dick.
shut up, im so old school i was at the last supper serving soul food.
yo personahpers0nah wrote:
shut up, im so old school i was at the last supper serving soul food.
they used to call you pop
but all that shit youre spittin
is just a fucking flop
1 liner, oh wow, you must be as shit as the young- bow-wow.pers0nah wrote:
shut up, im so old school i was at the last supper serving soul food.
Stop wastin our time, reading your crap - go do some homework before your afternoon nap.
Leave this thread - to the respect it has, and stop being filth - go buy some Daz.
MCing you call that? that useless line, heres a dime - get a job or do some crime.
You don't deserve to be here, spillin your tears - Fightin your fears.
You got new ones to worry, worry about - BF2s MCing crew, SIGNING OUT!
Last edited by naightknifar (2008-01-12 10:23:50)
This thread is more addictive than crack cocaine
As legendary MC status I try to attain
Of revision this is my bain
As I keep comin back again and again
So I call all mc's in this campaign
To pop open some champagne
And treat all haters with utter disdain
As legendary MC status I try to attain
Of revision this is my bain
As I keep comin back again and again
So I call all mc's in this campaign
To pop open some champagne
And treat all haters with utter disdain
Take a little hint,naightknifar wrote:
If you all have forgot, you all suck my dick.
Getting boys instead of girls
sucking your dick is sick,
just like you and the rest of your rap-shit.
Well, I gotta go now,
I'll be back in an hour or so,
Going to suck your mothers dick,
don't try it, you can't stop me doing it.
'Lol, Ers, my mother's got no dick,
don't try to sell me that shit.'
Fuck off, she's a transsexual bitch.
'OH FUCK ERS, I NEVER KNEW IT!'
Telling you was my today's benefit.
Lol, iSuck
Raphi, Eres, what the fuck next?Raphi wrote:
Take a little hint,naightknifar wrote:
If you all have forgot, you all suck my dick.
Getting boys instead of girls
sucking your dick is sick,
just like you and the rest of your rap-shit.
Well, I gotta go now,
I'll be back in an hour or so,
Going to suck your mothers dick,
don't try it, you can't stop me doing it.
'Lol, Ers, my mother's got no dick,
don't try to sell me that shit.'
Fuck off, she's a transsexual bitch.
'OH FUCK ERS, I NEVER KNEW IT!'
Telling you was my today's benefit.
Lol, iSuck
You just can't fuck someone up with text
Keep your name the same
You aint got no one to blame
This is just a game
Man, all you clowns are the same
Cept Penisboy and Night
You guys should have a fight
Man that would be a site
Oh my Gawd did he just slap me?
This fight is over in
One
Two
Three
First, I don't know that "hollow" is an attackSimon wrote:
Followed your link a few posts below (Yeah, now I realise its above )
Your in a band and your bars are still hollow
Damn, you should get practicing
Considering my rhymes are still boggling
Man, In this rap shit I'm on my own
Yet I'm still killin you, ready to give you your gravestone
Wrote on it, this kid lost the rap race, he's a disgrace.
Your lyrics leave no trace, they misplaced?
Seems like it, especially when you're bringing nations into the mix
What you laughing at? Half your country it populated by inbred hicks.
Bennis, I'm callin you up to defend the UK, the United Kingdom
Phetal thinks hes all that comin from Harlem
No mate, your just fuckin scum.
Everyone knows Mayweather's as light as a feather
All I gotta do is give him a blister, that fuckin bender
Your country, your people, your cities, and you have nothing on me or anyone else
Now stop chatting shit and get the fuck out.
Unless you're simon and you like your fudge packed
damn right son, you are on your own
ain't got no contacts in that cellular phone
son, my lyrics are here, just over your head.
6 feet over, actually, cuz you're dead.
You musta misheard, I said nothin' 'bout a fighter,
Mayflower was a boat, oh, and Hatton was lighter.
so man, step back with your generic rhymes, take some time and find your own lines. OUT.
why will no1 rhyme with me
Probably running out of Originality or watching Miss Congeniality.bennisboy wrote:
why will no1 rhyme with me
You ask for a rhyme, you get beat.bennisboy wrote:
why will no1 rhyme with me
Beat more than the time of the read of the rhyming sheet.
It's been far too long since you have had something to do, go wish on a star, meet a girl, but god man - listen too.
You need to get out more, you need a job.
The only thing on your name is that big ol gob.
Sorry to be dissin you, but you truly do need it.
I mean mate, your actin like a friggin Ejit.
^ Win rhyme. Takes some thinking to rhyme with Originality.jord wrote:
Probably running out of Originality or watching Miss Congeniality.bennisboy wrote:
why will no1 rhyme with me
Last edited by naightknifar (2008-01-12 12:47:39)
Most of that didnt even make sense. Anywaynaightknifar wrote:
You ask for a rhyme, you get beat.bennisboy wrote:
why will no1 rhyme with me
Beat more than the time of the read of the rhyming sheet.
It's been far too long since you have had something to do, go wish on a star, meet a girl, but god man - listen too.
You need to get out more, you need a job.
The only thing on your name is that big ol gob.
Sorry to be dissin you, but you truly do need it.
I mean mate, your actin like a friggin Ejit.
You jim carey rappers act dumber than dumb
I'll chew you up and spit you out faster than cheap bubblegum
See rappers like you jus make my glum
You should realise you're dry and just succumb
Cos see you give me shit sayin I dont know how to have fun
But we all know you like to stick your dick, thats bout the size of my thumb
Up your own dad's fucking bum
See jus the thought of that made you cum
Now shut it you piece of scum
come on guys! we're falling down
thinking of a rhyme to put into words
that will go unheard, its absurd
but im still here typin
always tryin to heighten
the experiences ive had, good or bad
through word of mouth, or in this case
type of finger. turn up the bass.
time to get it goin for real
im the new kid still pushin big wheels
goin through life with a burden on my shouldas
lettin everyone know to do what i told ya
cuz if you dont you better step son
or be on your back staring down tha barrel of my gun
ummm...sorry about that.
that will go unheard, its absurd
but im still here typin
always tryin to heighten
the experiences ive had, good or bad
through word of mouth, or in this case
type of finger. turn up the bass.
time to get it goin for real
im the new kid still pushin big wheels
goin through life with a burden on my shouldas
lettin everyone know to do what i told ya
cuz if you dont you better step son
or be on your back staring down tha barrel of my gun
ummm...sorry about that.
Welcome to morbid shotMorbiD.ShoT wrote:
thinking of a rhyme to put into words
that will go unheard, its absurd
but im still here typin
always tryin to heighten
the experiences ive had, good or bad
through word of mouth, or in this case
type of finger. turn up the bass.
time to get it goin for real
im the new kid still pushin big wheels
goin through life with a burden on my shouldas
lettin everyone know to do what i told ya
cuz if you dont you better step son
or be on your back staring down tha barrel of my gun
ummm...sorry about that.
The latest rapper to enter this thread thats burning hot
So lets try n keep this cool
But u know what they say, kids can be cruel
They call me the fantasm
So good I make you eargasm
I'll send your brain into a spasm
N show you the gap between us is bigger than a chasm
My rhymes are tighter than asterix and obelix
They infiltrate your mind like special operatives
I get more worship than ancient scripture
Cos I build a mental picture
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oh for some reason that sounds strangely exactly like a rap battle in 8 mile! what a coincidence! (get your sarcasm detector out)jord wrote:
Now while he tries to stand tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free worlds got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 Pac , 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!
This guy aint no muthafuckin MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a fuckin bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl
I'm still standin here screamin fuck tha free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle he shook
Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook fuck Cranbrook
Fuck the beat i go acapella
Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me
He alreday admmitedclogar wrote:
oh for some reason that sounds strangely exactly like a rap battle in 8 mile! what a coincidence! (get your sarcasm detector out)jord wrote:
Now while he tries to stand tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free worlds got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 Pac , 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!
This guy aint no muthafuckin MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a fuckin bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl
I'm still standin here screamin fuck tha free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle he shook
Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook fuck Cranbrook
Fuck the beat i go acapella
Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me
Already been pointed out, already known -clogar wrote:
oh for some reason that sounds strangely exactly like a rap battle in 8 mile! what a coincidence! (get your sarcasm detector out)jord wrote:
-SNIP-
So quit your quotin, for fuck sake - ruining this shit, bakin your cake.
8 Mile is whack, just like your miming, even in Srs chat, you gotta be rhymin.
oh shit i'm here, what did i miss?
i was out takin a piss, lol nice lisp
you talk like 'thith' and you commin in fifth..
...BILLIONTH place in every race
what race? the black race!
you aint black, look at ur trousers
they are as anti-black as the kkk
when they were cheering against the twin towers
while u sittin around all day
mindin everyone elses business
well guess what home boy
u got as much talent as water does fizness
now get off your knees from blowin that blow-up toy
i was out takin a piss, lol nice lisp
you talk like 'thith' and you commin in fifth..
...BILLIONTH place in every race
what race? the black race!
you aint black, look at ur trousers
they are as anti-black as the kkk
when they were cheering against the twin towers
while u sittin around all day
mindin everyone elses business
well guess what home boy
u got as much talent as water does fizness
now get off your knees from blowin that blow-up toy
Talent, you aint got jack.Canadianloser wrote:
oh shit i'm here, what did i miss?
i was out takin a piss, lol nice lisp
you talk like 'thith' and you commin in fifth..
...BILLIONTH place in every race
what race? the black race!
you aint black, look at ur trousers
they are as anti-black as the kkk
when they were cheering against the twin towers
while u sittin around all day
mindin everyone elses business
well guess what home boy
u got as much talent as water does fizness
now get off your knees from blowin that blow-up toy
One thing your missing, while typing that shit is a spoonful of talent - not even a bit.
You suck more than Raphi at pulling a bird, or someone with Laxatives having a turd.
Just turn around, and walk away.
Before you make a fool of yourself and get blown away.
Canadian Loser, It speaks the truth, i bet you think you got - a golden front tooth.
You bling'd up, bonged up, or blacked up mate?
all i see, is a lonely white teen... who can't get a date.