- The Official MC'ing Thread -

2008-02-15 14:36:03

#251

bennisboy: Member; +829|6647|Poundland

I had some rhymes in my head
So I decided to bring back this thread from the dead
Well it was still in the morgue so I jus raped the corpse
I'm so ill-out I'll show no remorse

Its like I work this thread, while the rest of you pose
Cos I spit prose like the pros
Everyman knows, my lyrics got natural flows
What I say next will make me a few foes

Your lack of talent is so funny I go "haha"
Your lyrics aint even solid enough to wrap a mars bar
I'll smoke you guys easier than a cigar
I'm so elite they calling me the rapping czar

2008-02-15 14:43:58

#252

xRBLx: I've got lovely bunch of coconuts!!; +27|6356|England - Kent

I come to these forums to avoid people like you :p

2008-02-15 14:53:55

#253

bennisboy: Member; +829|6647|Poundland

xRBLx wrote:
I come to these forums to avoid people like you :p

I come to these forums to not give a damn

2008-02-15 15:43:26

#254

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6133|Carnoustie, Scotland

bennisboy wrote:
xRBLx wrote:
I come to these forums to avoid people like you :p
I come to these forums to not give a damn

I came to these forums because of Sam
His sexyness made me go damn
Why you so sexy, Sam The Man,
You're so hot like a frying pan

Not MCing for a while kinda ruins your creativity.

2008-02-15 16:08:02

#255

Knifey: Beast.; +21|6205|California

Yo I'm on Fire nice and ready like a lyrical magician all these cats out here lying but the truth be told you'll be dieing Asap to the max i don't play its my way or the highway you gotta pay or lay your ass on the floor be ready for a shaving ill cut ya like i make money swift and fast ,dirty you think I'm playing?....come try me you better be ready ill drop you in a minute enough time to make a hot pocket ill lock your body down in an instant so you've considered it?

Wrote this of the top of my head.

2008-07-26 08:39:58

#256

Ecilop Murof: I HOP OUT DA BEEEED..; +167|5780|loves Stimey <3 |

Hey guys,
I wanted to make things clear
Kptk, There is no homo in here
Because if there was we would have
These little gay thoughts in our minds
But we don't touch dudes, cause we don't like guys

They say this thread is dead
Just because naighknifar is already in his bed
You can hate my rhymes, just go ahead
But to be be honest, I just revieved this thread

This thread seriously needed a revieve didn't it?

2008-07-26 08:43:43

#257

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5962|Washington DC

one time i shot a man
that's when shit hit the fan
cause the cops caught me
and now they're gonna kill me
this needle reminds me of my heroin
except it's gonna make me fall asleep and then cause my breathing and heartbeat to stop
fuck you all

2008-07-26 08:45:09

#258

Ecilop Murof: I HOP OUT DA BEEEED..; +167|5780|loves Stimey <3 |

HurricaИe wrote:
one time i shot a man
that's when shit hit the fan
cause the cops caught me
and now they're gonna kill me
this needle reminds me of my heroin
except it's gonna make me fall asleep and then cause my breathing and heartbeat to stop
fuck you all

Hurricane
has no brain

I win this shit

Spoiler (highlight to read):
this was pure sarcasm

Last edited by Ecilop Murof (2008-07-26 08:45:33)

2008-07-26 08:47:05

#259

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6344|tropical regions of london

poetry corner

2008-07-26 08:56:04

#260

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5962|Washington DC

gunslinger i'm callin you out
you dont have to scream and shout
kinda like what your mother did
when i plowed her after winning a bid
she said 'i love ya baby' when all was said and done
yes my friend we sure had lots of fun

ah burn

2008-07-26 08:58:36

#261

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6344|tropical regions of london

Eeny Meeny Miney Mo
tic tac toe three in row
your momma's a hoe
she got shot by a GI Joe

2008-07-26 09:33:49

#262

i g: Banned; +876|5865|GA

fag fag fart

she reminds me of a pop tart

2008-07-26 09:38:24

#263

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|5975|England

i g wrote:
fag fag fart

she reminds me of a pop tart

Funky_Finny wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
xRBLx wrote:
I come to these forums to avoid people like you :p
I come to these forums to not give a damn
I came to these forums because of Sam
His sexyness made me go damn
Why you so sexy, Sam The Man,
You're so hot like a frying pan

Not MCing for a while kinda ruins your creativity.

I never saw this

ta mate

2008-07-26 10:16:26

#264

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6237|Uk

i had
sex with your dad
he was well bad
coz hes gay

2008-07-26 10:44:25

#265

Ecilop Murof: I HOP OUT DA BEEEED..; +167|5780|loves Stimey <3 |

mkxiii wrote:
i had
sex with your dad
he was well bad
coz hes gay

You killed it man

2008-07-26 10:45:23

#266

kptk92: u; +972|6409|tc_london

Ecilop Murof wrote:
mkxiii wrote:
i had
sex with your dad
he was well bad
coz hes gay
You killed it man

You revived this thread.

2008-07-26 10:47:07

#267

Ecilop Murof: I HOP OUT DA BEEEED..; +167|5780|loves Stimey <3 |

kptk92 wrote:
Ecilop Murof wrote:
mkxiii wrote:
i had
sex with your dad
he was well bad
coz hes gay
You killed it man
You revived this thread.

I have better things to do than watch this thread 24/7 just to reply when someone posted, sorry

2008-07-26 10:48:03

#268

kptk92: u; +972|6409|tc_london

Ecilop Murof wrote:
kptk92 wrote:
Ecilop Murof wrote:

You killed it man
You revived this thread.
I have better things to do than watch this thread 24/7 just to reply when someone posted, sorry

That made no sense, seeing as you just made a comment to what I said

2008-07-26 10:49:22

#269

i g: Banned; +876|5865|GA

kptk92 wrote:
Ecilop Murof wrote:
kptk92 wrote:

You revived this thread.
I have better things to do than watch this thread 24/7 just to reply when someone posted, sorry
That made no sense, seeing as you just made a comment to what I said

2008-07-26 17:39:22

#270

bennisboy: Member; +829|6647|Poundland

Guys stop bitching
My trigger finger be itching
These rhymes cut so deep thru your brain it needs stitching
I'll mezmerise you till its bewitching

My lyrics are like bombs in your cranium
Enriched for sickness by pure uranium
They leave you poisoned like radiation
I'll get this movement from nation to nation

But hey, I digress
lets bring this back to BF2S
This thread is a right mess
Due to my absence I must confess

2008-07-26 17:53:14

#271

dtacs: say that 2 my face fucker not online; +126|5835|Australia

bennisboy why are you so fucking cool on the internet

2008-07-26 22:33:40

#272

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6526|South Florida

bennisboy wrote:
Guys stop bitching
My trigger finger be itching
These rhymes cut so deep thru your brain it needs stitching
I'll mezmerise you till its bewitching

My lyrics are like bombs in your cranium
Enriched for sickness by pure uranium
They leave you poisoned like radiation
I'll get this movement from nation to nation

But hey, I digress
lets bring this back to BF2S
This thread is a right mess
Due to my absence I must confess

Sick, actually.

I'll make something.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-07-26 23:17:17

#273

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6366|California

bennis is a god

2008-07-27 02:17:52

#274

kptk92: u; +972|6409|tc_london

=NHB=Shadow wrote:
bennis is a chav

2008-07-27 03:03:50

#275

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6562|Southampton, UK

kptk92 wrote:
=NHB=Shadow wrote:
bennis is a chav

Kerry, don't chuck around the chav insult.
Tis' what gets innocence killed. I'd know.

mmk pumpkin?

Thanks for revive guys, and bennis will be owning this thread soon I'm sure.

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