So I am sitting at my computer minding my own business after dinner, and Jenny (my girlfriend) comes running into my bedroom screaming at me that I need to come downstairs. She won't say why. I thought she found my dad's Playboy collection in the bathroom because she was laughing at the same time.
I get downstairs and look in the bathroom and I am like, "What is going on?" She closes and locks the door and lifts the toilet seat - she clogged the fucking toilet.
Just a few small turds didn't make it and some toilet paper, but she fucking CLOGGED my toilet. The girl who gets annoyed with me for taking my time on the toilet and stinking up every bathroom I enter, has just clogged up the communal family toilet. Kudos.
She didn't even do a light clog or shit. I was using the plunger and water was licking just the edges of the bowl! She practically KILLED our toilet! I couldn't believe it. It took a solid two minutes of plunging before I finally heard the burble from inside the pipes and the clog cleared itself and the water went down. I was in tears laughing the whole time, too.
When I turned to her and said how proud of her I was (come on, how many girls do you know that have clogged a toilet with their shit?), she gave me this almost mortified look. It was priceless!
I get downstairs and look in the bathroom and I am like, "What is going on?" She closes and locks the door and lifts the toilet seat - she clogged the fucking toilet.
Just a few small turds didn't make it and some toilet paper, but she fucking CLOGGED my toilet. The girl who gets annoyed with me for taking my time on the toilet and stinking up every bathroom I enter, has just clogged up the communal family toilet. Kudos.
She didn't even do a light clog or shit. I was using the plunger and water was licking just the edges of the bowl! She practically KILLED our toilet! I couldn't believe it. It took a solid two minutes of plunging before I finally heard the burble from inside the pipes and the clog cleared itself and the water went down. I was in tears laughing the whole time, too.
When I turned to her and said how proud of her I was (come on, how many girls do you know that have clogged a toilet with their shit?), she gave me this almost mortified look. It was priceless!
