I'm not getting a white Christmas, and Norway is to blame.

2007-12-19 08:34:46

#1

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6633|Finland

Yes, you heard me. Your mountaineous areas are ruining my holidays.

Wikipedia wrote:
A foehn wind or föhn wind occurs when a deep layer of prevailing wind is forced over a mountain range (Orographic lifting). As the wind moves upslope, it expands and cools, causing water vapor to precipitate out. This dehydrated air then passes over the crest and begins to move downslope. As the wind descends to lower levels on the leeward side of the mountains, the air temperature increases adiabatically as it comes under greater atmospheric pressure creating strong, gusty, warm and dry winds. Föhn winds can raise temperatures by as much as 30°C (54°F) in just a matter of hours.

https://img527.imageshack.us/img527/8634/foehn3wc9.gif

Now that you know the basics, let's see the weather forecast for Finland tomorrow:

https://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8904/weatherec0.jpg

I'm so mad at your mountains. They suck.

As there are many Norwegians here, I'm now giving you a chance to defend your mountains. Do it now, before I motion for the flattening of all your "fjell", starting with Galdhøpiggen.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
You do know that I'm just kidding, right?

Discuss.

P.S. On the other hand, I'd like to say "thanks" also, because I hate it when it's freezing.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-12-19 08:35:47

#2

kptk92: u; +972|6409|tc_london

DonFck wrote:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
You do know that I'm just kidding, right?

Ok fair enough

2007-12-19 08:36:33

#3

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6739|The Hague, Netherlands

I blame it on the Swedes!

anyway I never have good snow, bloody coastline, always a bit too warm, great with summers, sucky with winters.

I want a white Christmas, damn it!

DON we're moving to Downy!

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2007-12-19 08:37:11

#4

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6622|London, England

Nuke Norway

2007-12-19 08:38:51

#5

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6633|Finland

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
DON we're moving to Downy!

Lez do it. Let's go there and build him a house big enough for all of us. And have parties frat-boy style.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-12-19 08:39:11

#6

FloppY_: +1,010|6287|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Funland.... lol

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2007-12-19 08:40:42

#7

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6491|Gogledd Cymru

DonFck wrote:
^*AlphA*^ wrote:
DON we're moving to Downy!
Lez do it. Let's go there and build him a house big enough for all of us. And have parties frat-boy style.

*Books plane ticket to netherlands so alphie can ship me via TNT for no extra fee*

2007-12-19 08:44:16

#8

chittydog: less busy; +586|6836|Kubra, Damn it!

I never get a white Xmas either, but I live in Texas so it must be Mexico's fault, right?

2007-12-19 08:45:03

#9

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6633|Finland

chittydog wrote:
I never get a white Xmas either, but I live in Texas so it must be Mexico's fault, right?

Blame Canada.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-12-19 08:45:19

#10

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6491|Gogledd Cymru

chittydog wrote:
I never get a white Xmas either, but I live in Texas so it must be Mexico's fault, right?

No, Bennets fault.

2007-12-19 08:47:00

#11

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6403|dm_maidenhead

BAN ALL MEMBERS FROM NORWAY!!! kidding

2007-12-19 08:48:44

#12

[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|6654|pimelteror.de

Do, what all Finns do. Drink too much alcohol and dance the tango...

Modedit: It's Finns

2007-12-19 08:51:38

#13

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6633|Finland

[pt] KEIOS wrote:
Do, what all Finns do. Drink too much alcohol and dance the tango...

Or what Germans do: drink too much beer and dance.. ..polka?

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-12-19 08:52:11

#14

Gamematt: Stocking ur medpacks; +135|6663|Groningen, The Netherlands

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
I blame it on the Swedes!

anyway I never have good snow, bloody coastline, always a bit too warm, great with summers, sucky with winters.

I want a white Christmas, damn it!

DON we're moving to Downy!

Yeah, last time we had a white was like 5 years ago or something.
But my hopes are up for this year xD

2007-12-19 08:55:27

#15

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6651

As there are many Norwegians here, I'm now giving you a chance to defend your mountains. Do it now, before I motion for the flattening of all your "fjell", starting with Galdhøpiggen.

Why would I defend our mountains...I hate them too.

Specially Galdhøpiggen as I was forced to climb that piece of shit when I was a kid.

2007-12-19 08:57:18

#16

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6733|St. Andrews / Oslo

We have -12* and no snow

Just frost.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2007-12-19 08:58:57

#17

[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|6654|pimelteror.de

DonFck wrote:
[pt] KEIOS wrote:
Do, what all Finns do. Drink too much alcohol and dance the tango...
Or what Germans do: drink too much beer and dance.. ..polka?

hey! i´ve seen a documentation about tango getting very popular in fiNNland.

2007-12-19 09:03:25

#18

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6633|Finland

[pt] KEIOS wrote:
DonFck wrote:
[pt] KEIOS wrote:
Do, what all Finns do. Drink too much alcohol and dance the tango...
Or what Germans do: drink too much beer and dance.. ..polka?
hey! i´ve seen a documentation about tango getting very popular in fiNNland.

I know, the documentaries really don't represent what Finland really is. It's sad..

Country: Finland
People: Finns

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-12-19 09:05:05

#19

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6622|London, England

Peter! wrote:
BAN ALL MEMBERS FROM NORWAY!!! kidding

QFT

Wait, did you get banned yourself for that comment. If that's so, I retract my previous statement, and declare that only 78% of Norway members should be banned instead.

2007-12-19 09:13:34