i say do what youe penis tells you to do, its the only logical answer.
Lol half my college mates lol'd at thatchittydog wrote:
Pull down your pants. She'll be let down.
+1
This is what happens when you heed that advice.......get in trouble.rubber.sex wrote:
i say do what youe penis tells you to do, its the only logical answer.
Last edited by loubot (2007-12-18 06:35:06)
Tell her you want to nail her from behind while she's going down on another chick. Either she freaks out and hauls ass, or you're in for some delicious threesome action. Either way, you're a winner.
And by the way, I'm not kidding...
And by the way, I'm not kidding...
Let her down by her hair and then post her picture here for all of us to see.
donkey punch
Here's a question, did you ever used to go on Habbo Hotel?1927 wrote:
Let her down by her hair and then post her picture here for all of us to see.
First of all, take her for a dinner, let her order whatever she wants.
Let her talk about whatever she wants, just shake your head in agreement.
After the dinner, pay it etc.
Walk out of the restaurant - talk to her and say: I really love you, but I am not sure if our relationship has any future,you know, we are so different. I would still like to have you as friend though.
Let her talk about whatever she wants, just shake your head in agreement.
After the dinner, pay it etc.
Walk out of the restaurant - talk to her and say: I really love you, but I am not sure if our relationship has any future,you know, we are so different. I would still like to have you as friend though.
A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.CameronPoe wrote:
Punch her in the ovary.
Show her your penis and that will be the last you'll ever see of her
Killing her is an option too, but you should do it in a discrete way. Ride her to some remote location, tie her to a tree, and wait for the bears to come and nom nom nom upon her.
drive some where far off where she doesnt know the way and kick her out the car and peel out.
fake interest in a close friend of hers.
Say you fancy one of your other friends better, but you would like to be friends with her.
Hookers.
I want to know what you're best way to let her down a ladie is...
This is as far 90% of the posters bothered to read before replying.
This is as far 90% of the posters bothered to read before replying.
start giving her the first bite of every food product you buy, insisting that she "test it for poison."
At first, she'll just think you're being funny or even nice (for offering her a bite!) but keep it up and grow increasingly paranoid when around her.
Then, one day, call her and tell her "Last night. They got to me. I can't be with you any longer or I will jeopardize you."
If she tries to keep in contact with you, answer the phone or talk to her, but act as though you've never seen her before. Then, upon parting, whisper "Thanks for playing along" into her ear and frantically scan the horizon for "helicopters or locust swarms."
And finally, about 3 months later, resume your relationship as if nothing had passed. If she inquires, whimsically say that you "dealt with those motherfuckers like they were a bunch of ants!"
At this time, it is also important to constantly sport a little gold pin with a Canadian or Australian flag. Never explain it.
Ultimately, she will consider you too weird for a serious relationship. You can still be friends though... hopefully.
And if she doesn't stop there, on the first of every month, ask her for her phone number. If she asks why, say you had to "change numbers again."
Good luck.
edit: semantics.
At first, she'll just think you're being funny or even nice (for offering her a bite!) but keep it up and grow increasingly paranoid when around her.
Then, one day, call her and tell her "Last night. They got to me. I can't be with you any longer or I will jeopardize you."
If she tries to keep in contact with you, answer the phone or talk to her, but act as though you've never seen her before. Then, upon parting, whisper "Thanks for playing along" into her ear and frantically scan the horizon for "helicopters or locust swarms."
And finally, about 3 months later, resume your relationship as if nothing had passed. If she inquires, whimsically say that you "dealt with those motherfuckers like they were a bunch of ants!"
At this time, it is also important to constantly sport a little gold pin with a Canadian or Australian flag. Never explain it.
Ultimately, she will consider you too weird for a serious relationship. You can still be friends though... hopefully.
And if she doesn't stop there, on the first of every month, ask her for her phone number. If she asks why, say you had to "change numbers again."
Good luck.
edit: semantics.
Last edited by djphetal (2007-12-18 11:52:46)
I have to remember that one .djphetal wrote:
start giving her the first bite of every food product you buy, insisting that she "test it for poison."
At first, she'll just think you're being funny or even nice (for offering her a bite!) but keep it up and grow increasingly paranoid when around her.
Then, one day, call her and tell her "Last night. They got to me. I can't be with you any longer or I will jeopardize you."
If she tries to keep in contact with you, answer the phone or talk to her, but act as though you've never seen her before. Then, upon parting, whisper "Thanks for playing along" into her ear and frantically scan the horizon for "helicopters or locust swarms."
And finally, about 3 months later, resume your relationship as if nothing had passed. If she inquires, whimsically say that you "dealt with those motherfuckers like they were a bunch of ants!"
At this time, it is also important to constantly sport a little gold pin with a Canadian or Australian flag. Never explain it.
Ultimately, she will consider you too weird for a serious relationship. You can still be friends though... hopefully.
And if she doesn't stop there, on the first of every month, ask her for her phone number. If she asks why, say you had to "change numbers again."
Good luck.
edit: semantics.
But, don't you think that she call somesort of mental institution?
Use the dreaded phrase, "I like you, but lets just be friends."
Tell her, you have contracted an uncurable vanerial disease...
You like the weather in Yemen and your going to live there?
Nobody else but her will see that side of you. A mental institution needs more than one person's recommendation to institutionalize that person.Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
I have to remember that one .djphetal wrote:
start giving her the first bite of every food product you buy, insisting that she "test it for poison."
At first, she'll just think you're being funny or even nice (for offering her a bite!) but keep it up and grow increasingly paranoid when around her.
Then, one day, call her and tell her "Last night. They got to me. I can't be with you any longer or I will jeopardize you."
If she tries to keep in contact with you, answer the phone or talk to her, but act as though you've never seen her before. Then, upon parting, whisper "Thanks for playing along" into her ear and frantically scan the horizon for "helicopters or locust swarms."
And finally, about 3 months later, resume your relationship as if nothing had passed. If she inquires, whimsically say that you "dealt with those motherfuckers like they were a bunch of ants!"
At this time, it is also important to constantly sport a little gold pin with a Canadian or Australian flag. Never explain it.
Ultimately, she will consider you too weird for a serious relationship. You can still be friends though... hopefully.
And if she doesn't stop there, on the first of every month, ask her for her phone number. If she asks why, say you had to "change numbers again."
Good luck.
edit: semantics.
But, don't you think that she call somesort of mental institution?
Wait, wut?djphetal wrote:
Nobody else but her will see that side of you. A mental institution needs more than one person's recommendation to institutionalize that person.Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
I have to remember that one .djphetal wrote:
start giving her the first bite of every food product you buy, insisting that she "test it for poison."
At first, she'll just think you're being funny or even nice (for offering her a bite!) but keep it up and grow increasingly paranoid when around her.
Then, one day, call her and tell her "Last night. They got to me. I can't be with you any longer or I will jeopardize you."
If she tries to keep in contact with you, answer the phone or talk to her, but act as though you've never seen her before. Then, upon parting, whisper "Thanks for playing along" into her ear and frantically scan the horizon for "helicopters or locust swarms."
And finally, about 3 months later, resume your relationship as if nothing had passed. If she inquires, whimsically say that you "dealt with those motherfuckers like they were a bunch of ants!"
At this time, it is also important to constantly sport a little gold pin with a Canadian or Australian flag. Never explain it.
Ultimately, she will consider you too weird for a serious relationship. You can still be friends though... hopefully.
And if she doesn't stop there, on the first of every month, ask her for her phone number. If she asks why, say you had to "change numbers again."
Good luck.
edit: semantics.
But, don't you think that she call somesort of mental institution?
LOL +1 Karma for you...pers0nah wrote:
You like the weather in Yemen and your going to live there?
Methinks you should get it over and done with. Then run.
Really far!!
Really far!!