a dildo
lube
box of condoms
thats just disgusting
lube
box of condoms
thats just disgusting
If your a girl, its not.TC.Troy wrote:
a dildo
lube
box of condoms
thats just disgusting
Vaseline, Box of Condoms, and a Do Not Disturb sign...
/win
/win
Chloroform, a pack of hankichiefs and a box of condoms.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Automatic toothbrush, Vaseline, string.
A rope, a chair, and a hat?
Why 3 anyway?
How about two: Diapers and a spoon.
And if it's just one... I'd say World of Warcraft.
How about two: Diapers and a spoon.
And if it's just one... I'd say World of Warcraft.
A vibrator, a toothbrush, and a surge protector.
I'm testing it out right now, pix l8ergene_pool wrote:
LOLZ, get that Microsoft Vista for free deal (the one where Microsoft look at your PC and stuff you search, download ect) then do that. That would definitely be lol.Hurricane wrote:
The worst thing you could do is the following:
1 - Go to Google
2 - Type in "how to build a bomb"
3 - New tab, go google, type in "white house blueprints"
4 - New tab, go google, type in "white house security job openings"
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Assuming it would all ahve to be in one store, i'd go with Wal-Mart. You could go further and do this while wearing cut off daisy duke jeans and lipstick and Buy:
A bag of Goldfish, Astroglide, Baseball bat.
Maybe not the most clever, but it's the group that GUARANTEED to get you some wierd looks.
Or, have a shirt covered in dried mud and blood. Buy a shovel, hack saw, and Skittles.
A bag of Goldfish, Astroglide, Baseball bat.
Maybe not the most clever, but it's the group that GUARANTEED to get you some wierd looks.
Or, have a shirt covered in dried mud and blood. Buy a shovel, hack saw, and Skittles.
A dog, peanut butter, and the song Come to Where I'm From by Joseph Arthur (along with the album it is in, obviously...)
A cucmber, lube, and some band-aids. (Standing in line with another man)
KY Jelly
Super Glue
A Gerbil
Super Glue
A Gerbil
Actually, I've SEEN a shop with huge bold lettering saying GUNS-LIQUOR-AMMO
I get it, I think. Because doesn't gum have something in it that has a laxative effect, and that would be why you would need the toilet paperPBAsydney wrote:
20 packs of toilet paper and one pack of gum (+1 if you get this)
Box of condoms
Garden Hose
Golf balls
Garden Hose
Golf balls
porno
ice skates
bowling pins
ice skates
bowling pins
Microwave + Melon + Gay pr0n magazine
superglue, lube (or condoms) , and a disposable camera
I've never laughed so hard from a post ever! fucking awesome!gene_pool wrote:
Post what you think would be the funniest things to buy at the same time, at the same shop.
Mine: A pregnancy test, a coat hanger and garbage bags. Imagine the look on the cashiers face.
Bleach, Garbage bags, Hacksaw. Bonus points if you walk in with a bloody shirt.
fertilizer, the pink slip to a public transport bus, and a bus drivers uniform
Porn mag, jar of vaseline and a fork.
You misread the title its "The 3 FUNNIEST things"geNius wrote:
Actually, I've SEEN a shop with huge bold lettering saying GUNS-LIQUOR-AMMO
not "The 3 FUNNEST things"
I saw a similar idea to this in a bash.org quote. Go into Wal-Mart, and each person gets $20. The object is to buy the most hilarious/random combination of items possible. Winner gets their money back.
IIRC, the quote stated that the winner bought a tire, reese's cups, and a bra. Probably some other stuff too, but the tire was the funniest!
IIRC, the quote stated that the winner bought a tire, reese's cups, and a bra. Probably some other stuff too, but the tire was the funniest!