The 3 funniest things you can buy at the same time.

2007-12-12 15:47:35

#1

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6620|Gold coast, Aus.

Post what you think would be the funniest things to buy at the same time, at the same shop.

Mine: A pregnancy test, a coat hanger and garbage bags. Imagine the look on the cashiers face.

Last edited by gene_pool (2007-12-12 15:48:13)

2007-12-12 15:50:14

#2

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6629|Washington, DC

Rectal enema, a cucumber, and Vaseline

2007-12-12 15:50:20

#3

jamesb: Joined BF2s in November 2005; +133|6723|Doncaster, England

A magazine on caravans, a toilet brush and a tube of KY jelly.

2007-12-12 15:50:33

#4

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6507

a big ass knife, ski mask, and some gloves.

2007-12-12 15:50:41

#5

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6467

vodka, gasoline and styrofoam.

2007-12-12 15:51:13

#6

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|6689|Tampa Bay Florida

A flight manual, a Koran, and a handgun

2007-12-12 15:52:34

#7

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6763|Dallas

Vagisil, Monostat7 and a box of condoms.

2007-12-12 15:52:55

#8

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6620|Gold coast, Aus.

Spearhead wrote:
A flight manual, a Koran, and a handgun

I take it you mean Qu`ran?

Rofl.

A handgun, bullets and a phone book.

Last edited by gene_pool (2007-12-12 15:53:23)

2007-12-12 15:54:16

#9

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|6689|Tampa Bay Florida

gene_pool wrote:
Spearhead wrote:
A flight manual, a Koran, and a handgun
I take it you mean Qu`ran?

Rofl.

A handgun, bullets and a phone book.

Thats the way we 'Mericans spell it, mkay?

2007-12-12 15:55:23

#10

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox: Big Mouth Prick; +219|6529|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

Women's underwear, a lawnmower and a pack of Skittles.

2007-12-12 15:56:18

#11

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6327

gene_pool wrote:
Post what you think would be the funniest things to buy at the same time, at the same shop.

Mine: A pregnancy test, a coat hanger and garbage bags. Imagine the look on the cashiers face.

Ha ha ha. Copypasta right?

Or how about this one, original thought by me (ya right) I know, go to wal-mart buy a tire but put it on lay-away. Don't get it? I dont really either. But who cares

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2007-12-12 15:56:58

#12

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6507

A mac laptop, a router, and microsoft flight sim X ROFLOLOMGHAHAH

2007-12-12 15:58:54

#13

jamesb: Joined BF2s in November 2005; +133|6723|Doncaster, England

Pen, paper and some razor blades.

2007-12-12 16:00:38

#14

maef: Member; +67|6682|Tulln, Austria

A puppy, frying pan and some steak sauce.

2007-12-12 16:01:35

#15

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +794|6684|United States of America

slab of meat, bear urine, condoms

2007-12-12 16:02:06

#16

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|6689|Tampa Bay Florida

Canadianloser wrote:
A mac laptop, a router, and microsoft flight sim X ROFLOLOMGHAHAH

l0l 1337fag

2007-12-12 16:03:29

#17

Unzombified_Zombie: I'm a furry, get over it :3; +9|6162|Grantham, England

A turban, an AK-47, and a map of Washington D.C.

2007-12-12 16:04:58

#18

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6706|67.222.138.85

Goldfish, lemon pepper, marinating sauce

2007-12-12 16:05:37

#19

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6629|Washington, DC

The worst thing you could do is the following:

1 - Go to Google
2 - Type in "how to build a bomb"
3 - New tab, go google, type in "white house blueprints"
4 - New tab, go google, type in "white house security job openings"

2007-12-12 16:06:21

#20

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|6691|Calgary

fertilizer, diesel fuel and some metal pipe

2007-12-12 16:08:20

#21

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6842|Reykjavík, Iceland.

20 packs of toilet paper and one pack of gum (+1 if you get this)

2007-12-12 16:09:07

#22

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6620|Gold coast, Aus.

Hurricane wrote:
The worst thing you could do is the following:

1 - Go to Google
2 - Type in "how to build a bomb"
3 - New tab, go google, type in "white house blueprints"
4 - New tab, go google, type in "white house security job openings"

LOLZ, get that Microsoft Vista for free deal (the one where Microsoft look at your PC and stuff you search, download ect) then do that. That would definitely be lol.

2007-12-12 16:10:16