Your sig looks like a cruise ship nowSup3r_Dr4gon wrote:
Best way to get odd dreams: cheese. Very cheap, most people have some, and you can alter the kind of dreams you have by changing cheeses.
True shit.
Anyways, one strange dream I had was when I woke up to go to school, had a shower, packed my bag, etc.... and then I really awoke to do the exact same thing.
I had a dream. Where all Asians will rule the world. But then I remembered that would be bad since genetic diversity would fail.
I forget all my awesome dreams. But all my Nightmares involve falling. And I mean ALL (except for the ones I had after I almost drowned)
Edit: I remembered the most fucked up one though.
I fell asleep reading Calvin and Hobbes, specifically the strip where Calvin has a nightmare within a nightmare. I had a nightmare within a dream within a dream.
My nightmare involved falling, and I woke up. I continued my normal school routine, when I decided to go back to bed. I fell asleep and woke up with another dream, the details of which involved the Animorphs (Gimme a break, I was 14). Then I was woken up (for real this time) by my Dad, and I recall being very confused through the day.
Edit: I remembered the most fucked up one though.
I fell asleep reading Calvin and Hobbes, specifically the strip where Calvin has a nightmare within a nightmare. I had a nightmare within a dream within a dream.
My nightmare involved falling, and I woke up. I continued my normal school routine, when I decided to go back to bed. I fell asleep and woke up with another dream, the details of which involved the Animorphs (Gimme a break, I was 14). Then I was woken up (for real this time) by my Dad, and I recall being very confused through the day.
loleugenicscyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I had a dream. Where all Asians will rule the world. But then I remembered that would be bad since genetic diversity would fail.
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Like three times since I stopped wetting the bed for real, last time I was maybe 12.TrueMusou wrote:
No, have you?Funky_Finny wrote:
Ever dreamed you're going to the toilet and peed a bit?
1) Tim, you're white.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I had a dream. Where all Asians will rule the world. But then I remembered that would be bad since genetic diversity would fail.
2) White people have raped and pillaged any place on the entire fucking globe at one point or another.
We rule.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
That's my point. Well I'm half white, so I win if either race dominates.Flecco wrote:
1) Tim, you're white.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I had a dream. Where all Asians will rule the world. But then I remembered that would be bad since genetic diversity would fail.
2) White people have raped and pillaged any place on the entire fucking globe at one point or another.
We rule.
my dreams ususally involve casual sex with a variety of women. I enjoy those, especially when I can exercise some control on how the dream develops. But those are rare. No superhero stuff, I am afraid. And hardly any violence.
God, I'd be so fucking rich if I could come up with a way to allow everyone to have control over their dreams. Dream-Goggles or s.th. like that.
Would probably be the end for movies, though...
God, I'd be so fucking rich if I could come up with a way to allow everyone to have control over their dreams. Dream-Goggles or s.th. like that.
Would probably be the end for movies, though...
I had a vivid dream: I was making out with one of the Olsen Twins. It was hot and heavy....she was about to get penetrated then I woke up. I found it odd because I dunno which one or why. They are not on my roladex file of women I want to bang. If it was Jessica Alba I would understand and be pissed if I woke up before taking care of bidness. To this day, I don't know why the Olsen Twins popped in my head.
Ah I just remembered the worse dream I had.
I was at a train station waiting for the train to come, when these guys tried to mug me. One of them hit me across the face with an iron bar just as the train was coming. I fell infront of it and thought for a split second "I'm not meant to die yet" I was actually in a state of panic. Usually just before I die in a nightmare I wake up, but not this time. I felt the train hit me and all my conciousness went. Literally all there was was white light, my mind was completely blank for what felt like ages. Then I started being able to think slightly again and I was like "Am I dead? Wait I cant be, this must be a dream" and then I started thinking that I had to wake up and started really forcing myself to try and wake up, I finally managed it and when I woke up my heart was pounding so bad my chest was shaking, I was sweating, out of breath and exhausted.
Most tiring noghts sleep I've ever had. lol. It was seriously horrible though.
I was at a train station waiting for the train to come, when these guys tried to mug me. One of them hit me across the face with an iron bar just as the train was coming. I fell infront of it and thought for a split second "I'm not meant to die yet" I was actually in a state of panic. Usually just before I die in a nightmare I wake up, but not this time. I felt the train hit me and all my conciousness went. Literally all there was was white light, my mind was completely blank for what felt like ages. Then I started being able to think slightly again and I was like "Am I dead? Wait I cant be, this must be a dream" and then I started thinking that I had to wake up and started really forcing myself to try and wake up, I finally managed it and when I woke up my heart was pounding so bad my chest was shaking, I was sweating, out of breath and exhausted.
Most tiring noghts sleep I've ever had. lol. It was seriously horrible though.
Sometimes I dream about things that happen in a few weeks/months. Its weird.
When I was around 6 or so, my grandpa used to pick me up from school and we always rode past by a house with an ugly dog, he was named Rex and he was ugly street mix dog and he always barked at our car. Then I had a dream where I was in Supermarket and Rex was chasing me all around the shelves, I remember him sliding and me punching him into face. Then I woke up.
you are still a psycho and do need professional help.
i dreamt of reese witherspoon
, giving me a blowjob and afterwards introducing me to her parents, cause she wanted to marry me.. that was weird, but wet.
i dreamt of reese witherspoon
, giving me a blowjob and afterwards introducing me to her parents, cause she wanted to marry me.. that was weird, but wet.
I would only have her for blowjob and buttsecks too
Last awesome dream i had was this:
I get woken up by a knock at the door, i open the door and its Bruce Lee. BRUCE FUCKING LEE. He just gives me this knowing look and walks straight to my backyard and starts wailing on all these mystery dudes in my backyard. I was pretty pumped by then ao i went out the backyard too and started cutting these guys in half with my Katana, Bruce Lee suddenly stops wailing out, jumps in a Boss 429 mustang, gets me to hop in and we start driving. We drive through all this really weird scenery, like massive mountains with endless blue sky behind them, these are really frightening for soem reason, even Bruce is getting nervous, we pass these mountains and get to this..........swamp type place, we get out of the car and walk through all these mangroves and swamp plants till he come to this tomb. The tomb door is opened and inside i can see two raised platforms, Bruce starts walking inside, and i follow him, as i enter the tomb i can see whats on the pedestals, its me and Bruce Lee's bodies. Bruce then nods and punches his body, thus destrying it, and signifies for me to do the same. I woke up just as id raised my sword.
That was a really profound/amazingly awesome dream.
I get woken up by a knock at the door, i open the door and its Bruce Lee. BRUCE FUCKING LEE. He just gives me this knowing look and walks straight to my backyard and starts wailing on all these mystery dudes in my backyard. I was pretty pumped by then ao i went out the backyard too and started cutting these guys in half with my Katana, Bruce Lee suddenly stops wailing out, jumps in a Boss 429 mustang, gets me to hop in and we start driving. We drive through all this really weird scenery, like massive mountains with endless blue sky behind them, these are really frightening for soem reason, even Bruce is getting nervous, we pass these mountains and get to this..........swamp type place, we get out of the car and walk through all these mangroves and swamp plants till he come to this tomb. The tomb door is opened and inside i can see two raised platforms, Bruce starts walking inside, and i follow him, as i enter the tomb i can see whats on the pedestals, its me and Bruce Lee's bodies. Bruce then nods and punches his body, thus destrying it, and signifies for me to do the same. I woke up just as id raised my sword.
That was a really profound/amazingly awesome dream.
So I'm not alone eh ?Fallschirmjager10 wrote:
Anybody have any advice on having dreams? I want some
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Can't remember the last time i had a dream
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
It's nice to know that you dream of half naked, Chinese men who drive mustangs.JET_G raidensen wrote:
Last awesome dream i had was this:
I get woken up by a knock at the door, i open the door and its Bruce Lee. BRUCE FUCKING LEE. He just gives me this knowing look and walks straight to my backyard and starts wailing on all these mystery dudes in my backyard. I was pretty pumped by then ao i went out the backyard too and started cutting these guys in half with my Katana, Bruce Lee suddenly stops wailing out, jumps in a Boss 429 mustang, gets me to hop in and we start driving. We drive through all this really weird scenery, like massive mountains with endless blue sky behind them, these are really frightening for soem reason, even Bruce is getting nervous, we pass these mountains and get to this..........swamp type place, we get out of the car and walk through all these mangroves and swamp plants till he come to this tomb. The tomb door is opened and inside i can see two raised platforms, Bruce starts walking inside, and i follow him, as i enter the tomb i can see whats on the pedestals, its me and Bruce Lee's bodies. Bruce then nods and punches his body, thus destrying it, and signifies for me to do the same. I woke up just as id raised my sword.
That was a really profound/amazingly awesome dream.
I got another fucking weird one, I think it's slightly like hostel only more fucked up.
So I'm driving in this car with no roof, driving away from the police and I flip the car on it's roof by accident. Then I zoom out to like a 3rd person view like on racing games and my head is going all over the road and then I bail onto a roof. I get captured and I see my Mum and I shout at her" I fucking hate you, you made me do it!"... Then she throws this bottle and it's like a Power of Rat drink that I have no idea what the fuck it does... Then I get taken to Prison and get put on death row, which is weird because we don't even have it in England, and I drove a car and flipped it... So I ask the Nurse why the fuck I'm here and she's like it's a torture centre and you get tortured to death. I look outside and there's a dead body with a broken off erection hanging on by a bit of skin... I then have sex with the Nurse and wake up...
Fuck imaginations.
So I'm driving in this car with no roof, driving away from the police and I flip the car on it's roof by accident. Then I zoom out to like a 3rd person view like on racing games and my head is going all over the road and then I bail onto a roof. I get captured and I see my Mum and I shout at her" I fucking hate you, you made me do it!"... Then she throws this bottle and it's like a Power of Rat drink that I have no idea what the fuck it does... Then I get taken to Prison and get put on death row, which is weird because we don't even have it in England, and I drove a car and flipped it... So I ask the Nurse why the fuck I'm here and she's like it's a torture centre and you get tortured to death. I look outside and there's a dead body with a broken off erection hanging on by a bit of skin... I then have sex with the Nurse and wake up...
Fuck imaginations.
Who ask me to get into the car with themCougar wrote:
It's nice to know that you dream of half naked, Chinese men who drive mustangs.JET_G raidensen wrote:
Last awesome dream i had was this:
I get woken up by a knock at the door, i open the door and its Bruce Lee. BRUCE FUCKING LEE. He just gives me this knowing look and walks straight to my backyard and starts wailing on all these mystery dudes in my backyard. I was pretty pumped by then ao i went out the backyard too and started cutting these guys in half with my Katana, Bruce Lee suddenly stops wailing out, jumps in a Boss 429 mustang, gets me to hop in and we start driving. We drive through all this really weird scenery, like massive mountains with endless blue sky behind them, these are really frightening for soem reason, even Bruce is getting nervous, we pass these mountains and get to this..........swamp type place, we get out of the car and walk through all these mangroves and swamp plants till he come to this tomb. The tomb door is opened and inside i can see two raised platforms, Bruce starts walking inside, and i follow him, as i enter the tomb i can see whats on the pedestals, its me and Bruce Lee's bodies. Bruce then nods and punches his body, thus destrying it, and signifies for me to do the same. I woke up just as id raised my sword.
That was a really profound/amazingly awesome dream.
God it fucking sucks.I had a similar dream,getting pushed off a cruise boat,fell down in the water,and then get sucked off the water and sliced to death by the engines.bennisboy wrote:
Ah I just remembered the worse dream I had.
I was at a train station waiting for the train to come, when these guys tried to mug me. One of them hit me across the face with an iron bar just as the train was coming. I fell infront of it and thought for a split second "I'm not meant to die yet" I was actually in a state of panic. Usually just before I die in a nightmare I wake up, but not this time. I felt the train hit me and all my conciousness went. Literally all there was was white light, my mind was completely blank for what felt like ages. Then I started being able to think slightly again and I was like "Am I dead? Wait I cant be, this must be a dream" and then I started thinking that I had to wake up and started really forcing myself to try and wake up, I finally managed it and when I woke up my heart was pounding so bad my chest was shaking, I was sweating, out of breath and exhausted.
Since I saw that dream,it has became one of my worst fears.Like,omfg,it was so goddamn realistic,couldnt breathe when underwater and felt like sh- when getting sliced by the engines.Then it was all white,and I was like no freaking way,i am not dead,cant be.Pretty much the same reactions as you.When I finally woke up,i was sweated and couldnt sleep at all after that.Spent the whole day thinking about it...
I dont really die in dreams that I remember. If anything I get wounded, once I got sliced with a sword on my leg and it felt like it had fallen asleep, once I get stabbed in the eye and It felt numb, I got shot in the shoulder once but I felt absolutely nothing. Dying in a dream must suck.bennisboy wrote:
Ah I just remembered the worse dream I had.
I was at a train station waiting for the train to come, when these guys tried to mug me. One of them hit me across the face with an iron bar just as the train was coming. I fell infront of it and thought for a split second "I'm not meant to die yet" I was actually in a state of panic. Usually just before I die in a nightmare I wake up, but not this time. I felt the train hit me and all my conciousness went. Literally all there was was white light, my mind was completely blank for what felt like ages. Then I started being able to think slightly again and I was like "Am I dead? Wait I cant be, this must be a dream" and then I started thinking that I had to wake up and started really forcing myself to try and wake up, I finally managed it and when I woke up my heart was pounding so bad my chest was shaking, I was sweating, out of breath and exhausted.
Most tiring noghts sleep I've ever had. lol. It was seriously horrible though.
I usually fail in dreams:
There was this girl I loved whom I hadn't seen for years and I always dreamt I'd meet her again, but each time as I walked/rode towards her, she would walk/ride away or I was hindered by some colleague asking me something completely pointless and I was never able to catch up with her. It was depressing and if I met the colleague the next day I was always incredibly cranky.
Sometimes I would dream something else; I would catch up with her. Then we would always end up sitting on a bench or something, untill I was called away for something meaningless. I would stand up only to decide not to go, but as I wanted to turn or speak I couldn't and she would be sitting motionless on the bench. I would then ask myself why I was standing,.. but horizontally and why I'd ask myself why I was holding a pillow. Slowly I realized I had dreamt everything. Dreams like these were even more depressing.
Other dreams I've had include: climbing mountains in Greece; bolting a Verney Carron .300 hunting rifle; being chased by a vast shadow in the subway (which is odd since there aren't any subways where I live); commanding an huge army only to loose and die; being shipwrecked; being invited to an art gallery with an exposition of Joan of Arc portraits and see all other guests dressed up accordingly, my (female) friend looking remarkably handsome in 15th century French feudal plate mail.
There was this girl I loved whom I hadn't seen for years and I always dreamt I'd meet her again, but each time as I walked/rode towards her, she would walk/ride away or I was hindered by some colleague asking me something completely pointless and I was never able to catch up with her. It was depressing and if I met the colleague the next day I was always incredibly cranky.
Sometimes I would dream something else; I would catch up with her. Then we would always end up sitting on a bench or something, untill I was called away for something meaningless. I would stand up only to decide not to go, but as I wanted to turn or speak I couldn't and she would be sitting motionless on the bench. I would then ask myself why I was standing,.. but horizontally and why I'd ask myself why I was holding a pillow. Slowly I realized I had dreamt everything. Dreams like these were even more depressing.
Other dreams I've had include: climbing mountains in Greece; bolting a Verney Carron .300 hunting rifle; being chased by a vast shadow in the subway (which is odd since there aren't any subways where I live); commanding an huge army only to loose and die; being shipwrecked; being invited to an art gallery with an exposition of Joan of Arc portraits and see all other guests dressed up accordingly, my (female) friend looking remarkably handsome in 15th century French feudal plate mail.
I always have dreams with chicks that I could never get with, and always have, but then in my dream I still can't manage to get with them, really annoying. The one that pissed me off the most was one where me and one of my friends were riding in a taxi cab, and we kept driving around my town, but every time we wanted to get out, my parents would be standing right there. Then a police officer, then some little kids, then a religious dude. Anyways, I hate my dreams and real life equally.
Just thought of a dream I used to have as a kid:
I was cycling with my mom to my grandparrents house and there is this alley with some loose pavement we always had to go through, with the house on the right and a little park on the left. My mom was already there and waiting together with my grandparrents. But as I rode towards them there were some ducks sitting on the pavement. As I tried to evade them I tumbled into a hole and ended up in the staircase of a flat. Luckily my grandfather was waiting there for me to get me out again and together we ran down the stairs, but I tripped and fell (a whole storey ooooooohhhh!!!!!) and would wake up.
I must have had that dream a dozen times, after the third time I knew what was going to happen as soon as I saw the ducks, but I could never prevent it.
I was cycling with my mom to my grandparrents house and there is this alley with some loose pavement we always had to go through, with the house on the right and a little park on the left. My mom was already there and waiting together with my grandparrents. But as I rode towards them there were some ducks sitting on the pavement. As I tried to evade them I tumbled into a hole and ended up in the staircase of a flat. Luckily my grandfather was waiting there for me to get me out again and together we ran down the stairs, but I tripped and fell (a whole storey ooooooohhhh!!!!!) and would wake up.
I must have had that dream a dozen times, after the third time I knew what was going to happen as soon as I saw the ducks, but I could never prevent it.
Holy shit i just had the most weirdest dream about tf2! I was playing on 2fort as spy and these asshole pyro's kept killing me! So i keep trying to kill them but i keep failing! I'm trying to think of a way to kill them sudden death starts! I'm like fuck it my last chance! I disguise as enemy spy, cloak, and jump into sewers. I keep maneuvering around enemies being careful not to bump into them or decloak around them, As i'm looking for my nemesis i get to the battlements i see him as pyro and a sniper right by him. I'm thinking shit if i kill the sniper he kills me!I say fuck it's sudden death. I decloak take my knife and backstab the sniper, My nemesis sees me and sets me ablaze, And this is where it stops being a game, This where I actually become the spy. I feel the fire burning me, I feel the rage inside me manifesting, I take my knife and drive it deep into the left side of his neck, Cutting the a gaping whole in the gas mask and separating the tissue and blood veins connecting his head to his body, I drive it deeper and deeper into his neck and decapitating it to the pont where only a small flap of skin is holding it to the rest of his body, His head falls off and it says David Humiliated Pyro As he falls down and i do too, The burns get too hot and i die with the caption Pyro got revenge on David as i lay dead with my body burnt i see a blu heavy over me looking at my dead body. Puzzled as to just what happened. Then i wake up. Holy shit that was the most fucken awesome game related dream i have ever had.