Post all your anti-humour (lame) jokes here!!
I'll start off with a few:
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
*Knock Knock*
"Whos there?"
"This is the police, we have a warrant for your arrest."
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing.
Why did the little boy not pass his exam?
He didn't study
Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
It was reaching for a banana, but the banana fell. Monkies, being not as smart as humans, would chase the banana as it is subjected to gravity, rather than a logical and safer route, as climbing back down the tree.
The branch wasn't that high, anyway, so the monkey retrieved the banana and was thankfully unhurt from the event.
The monkey then gained nutrition from the banana.
I'll start off with a few:
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
*Knock Knock*
"Whos there?"
"This is the police, we have a warrant for your arrest."
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing.
Why did the little boy not pass his exam?
He didn't study
Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
It was reaching for a banana, but the banana fell. Monkies, being not as smart as humans, would chase the banana as it is subjected to gravity, rather than a logical and safer route, as climbing back down the tree.
The branch wasn't that high, anyway, so the monkey retrieved the banana and was thankfully unhurt from the event.
The monkey then gained nutrition from the banana.