Most bullshit present you asked for this year?

2007-11-24 20:55:50

#26

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6717|California

Hurricane wrote:
stryyker wrote:
Hurricane wrote:

The whole point of XMas is to get your parents to buy you things, noob
I don't want them to buy me things, noob!
Why not, noob?

Because I don't feel comfortable with my parents giving me charity. I would feel better If I just got a card or cake. Cake mostly.

Noob.

2007-11-24 20:57:34

#27

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6628|Washington, DC

stryyker wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
stryyker wrote:

I don't want them to buy me things, noob!
Why not, noob?
Because I don't feel comfortable with my parents giving me charity. I would feel better If I just got a card or cake. Cake mostly.

Noob.

Get an extremely high value gift card, a cake, some donuts, and a pie.

2007-11-24 21:00:15

#28

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6717|California

Hurricane wrote:
stryyker wrote:
Hurricane wrote:

Why not, noob?
Because I don't feel comfortable with my parents giving me charity. I would feel better If I just got a card or cake. Cake mostly.

Noob.
Get an extremely high value gift card, a cake, some donuts, and a pie.

I will make a cake out of your innards.

2007-11-24 21:37:39

#29

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6653|Brisbane, Australia

stryyker wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
stryyker wrote:

Because I don't feel comfortable with my parents giving me charity. I would feel better If I just got a card or cake. Cake mostly.

Noob.
Get an extremely high value gift card, a cake, some donuts, and a pie.
I will make a cake out of your innards.

Dont forget fish shaped seasoning.

2007-11-24 21:42:55

#30

SoC./Omega: Member; +122|6538|Omaha, Nebraska!

a gas mask

cuz they look cool.

2007-11-24 21:57:47

#31

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +682|6288|Washington St.

When you are in college and they pay for it, you ask for nothing and you are happy.

2007-11-24 22:02:18

#32

ozzie_johnson: Member; +98|6655|Penrith, N.S.W, Australia

WoW game card lol.

2007-11-24 22:03:06

#33

BlackKoala: Member; +215|6323

an adaptor for my ipod so i can listen to it in the car.

annnd thats all i asked for.

2007-11-24 22:04:41

#34

<SharpShot>: chronic gamer; +17|6317|Canadia

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
stryyker wrote:
fermatx wrote:

Hell, you can get Russian Gen 3 NVG's on the Chinese Black market for $90 (no shit).
The most preposterous thing I put down was a Schweizer 300
How does one even use the black market? I would totally jump on that, but.. you know...

..I know not.
You have to work your way up the ladder. You know, start with small time drug dealers, ask him who the most badass person he knows is, move up, buy some guns off him, find his source, buy tactical nukes off them, etc.

they dont sell tactical nukes anymore you have to buy some weapons grade uranium and and old missle and make your own

2007-11-24 22:36:43

#35

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6437|Brisbane, Australia

<SharpShot> wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
stryyker wrote:

How does one even use the black market? I would totally jump on that, but.. you know...

..I know not.
You have to work your way up the ladder. You know, start with small time drug dealers, ask him who the most badass person he knows is, move up, buy some guns off him, find his source, buy tactical nukes off them, etc.
they dont sell tactical nukes anymore you have to buy some weapons grade uranium and and old missle and make your own

been to russia lately?

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2007-11-24 22:40:28

#36

Chou: Member; +737|6788

Fuck, I hope they will get you that dead horse.

2007-11-25 00:04:03

#37

agent146: Member; +127|6384|Jesus Land aka Canada

peace and happiness through out the entire world.....LOL is probably the most bullshit present i could ask for.

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
<SharpShot> wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:

You have to work your way up the ladder. You know, start with small time drug dealers, ask him who the most badass person he knows is, move up, buy some guns off him, find his source, buy tactical nukes off them, etc.
they dont sell tactical nukes anymore you have to buy some weapons grade uranium and and old missle and make your own
been to russia lately?

true i am sure one can easily find a disgruntled exsoviet scientist to make a suit case nuke. seriously

Last edited by agent146 (2007-11-25 00:06:58)

2007-11-25 02:39:20

#38

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6618|London, England

Chou wrote:
Fuck, I hope they will get you that dead horse.

Fuck yes. I'd like to see Mr.Super-Military-Man's face when he wakes up with a dead horse in his bad. That'll teach him for abusing Flaming_Maniac in ways a Flaming_Maniac should simply not be abused

2007-11-25 03:10:06

#39

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6270

I would love to have a gas mask,or night vision goggles.Anyone know where can i get emm?

2007-11-25 04:00:16

#40

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|6777|Great Brown North

i asked for hookers too, i dont think ill get a pair though too expensive probably

2007-11-25 04:27:54

#41

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6653|Brisbane, Australia

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
I would love to have a gas mask,or night vision goggles.Anyone know where can i get emm?

http://www.approvedgasmasks.com/mask-gas.htm

2007-11-25 04:29:59

#42

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6284|eng

Last year I asked for a T-90.

This year I might ask for something a little bit better, a small country perhaps?

#rekt

2007-11-25 04:31:20

#43

suomalainen_äijä: Member; +64|6163

a whore

2007-11-25 04:33:52

#44

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6559|Southampton, UK

George W. Bush's Head
Osama Bin Laden's Head.
Chuy's Head.
StkFagface's head.

^

If I don't get any - I asks for Santa's head.

2007-11-25 04:43:03

#45

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6444|Boulder, CO

A huey, with bay door machine guns still working of course.

2007-11-25 05:08:16

#46

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|6641|England

Ashlite wrote:
i want bf2s back for christmas

lolfail

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