Or Kmarion, Turq or topal...cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar.
And for laughs ATG, because he'd tear the political structure apart and stop the USA serving corporations.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
And for laughs ATG, because he'd tear the political structure apart and stop the USA serving corporations.
President: Kmarion
Vice President: ATG
Secretary of State: Lowing
Secretary of the Treasury: Turquoise
Secretary of Defense: usmarine
Secretary of War: gunslinger
Attorney General: blisteringsilence
Secretary of the Interior: Liberal-Sl@yer
Secretary of Agriculture:
Secretary of Commerce: unnamednewbie13
Secretary of Labor: Cougar
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Commie Killer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:
Secretary of Transportation: KEN-JENNINGS
Secretary of Energy: Major.League.Infidel
Secretary of Education: M.O.A.B.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DesertFox
Secretary of Homeland Security: Topal
Vice President: ATG
Secretary of State: Lowing
Secretary of the Treasury: Turquoise
Secretary of Defense: usmarine
Secretary of War: gunslinger
Attorney General: blisteringsilence
Secretary of the Interior: Liberal-Sl@yer
Secretary of Agriculture:
Secretary of Commerce: unnamednewbie13
Secretary of Labor: Cougar
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Commie Killer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:
Secretary of Transportation: KEN-JENNINGS
Secretary of Energy: Major.League.Infidel
Secretary of Education: M.O.A.B.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DesertFox
Secretary of Homeland Security: Topal
i still need agriculture and HUD..... who wants them?
If elected I promise to only hold mass executions in remote areas.Flecco wrote:
Or Kmarion, Turq or topal...cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar.
And for laughs ATG, because he'd tear the political structure apart and stop the USA serving corporations.
Okay, Mr. President or El Presidente (whichever you prefer ), I have only one problem with your above statement. Mass executions of who?ATG wrote:
If elected I promise to only hold mass executions in remote areas.Flecco wrote:
And for laughs ATG, because he'd tear the political structure apart and stop the USA serving corporations.
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I'd have to say me cause lately I haven't been writing all I"ve been doing is working.. And we need a working president..
I would vote for you.lowing wrote:
So I guess me with my campaign slogan of : "GET A FUCKIN' JOB OR STARVE YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT", won't get me many votes?? Hmmmmm
Considering who ATG is...DesertFox- wrote:
Okay, Mr. President or El Presidente (whichever you prefer ), I have only one problem with your above statement. Mass executions of who?ATG wrote:
If elected I promise to only hold mass executions in remote areas.Flecco wrote:
And for laughs ATG, because he'd tear the political structure apart and stop the USA serving corporations.
Illegal Immigrants aaaaaaaaaand criminals.
Lowing, your capaign slogan wins. Pity some people aren't sensible enough to realise it.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Which one, I had two??Flecco wrote:
Considering who ATG is...DesertFox- wrote:
Okay, Mr. President or El Presidente (whichever you prefer ), I have only one problem with your above statement. Mass executions of who?ATG wrote:
If elected I promise to only hold mass executions in remote areas.
Illegal Immigrants aaaaaaaaaand criminals.
Lowing, your capaign slogan wins. Pity some people aren't sensible enough to realise it.
"GET A FUCKIN' JOB YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT" or "SAVE A TAXPAYER KILL A LIBERAL". I already was having campaign buttons made on the 2nd one but I stopped the presses when it looked like my campaign drive wouldn't get off the ground.
I'll take HUD, as I have been to Harlem 300 times!blisteringsilence wrote:
i still need agriculture and HUD..... who wants them?
I guess I'll take the Sec. of Agriculture position, government cheese ROCKS!
ATG will just need to rendition his parties for mass executions to some 3rd-world hell hole...not on my public land
And I will also ban all fucking "creationism is science" crap pamphlets in my national parks, because Jesus didn't carve the Grand Canyon. Forest rangers will be armed to the teeth with a K.O.S. policy for littering, Chinese food imports will be banned outright, redneck anti-immigration protestors will be rounded up to work the cornfields in regular press-gang visits, neo-cons that think tagging with RFID is cool will themselves be tagged so we can keep track of them, Dick Cheney will have his hunting license pulled during his retirement just for spite, and for the love of God we will not be sinking any more processed milk products into the ocean floor - instead we'll ship them to Iraq and see how the terrorists deal with constipation and nasty American-style hemmorhoids. I think I'll like this job.
Give a hoot, plant a fucking tree!
ATG will just need to rendition his parties for mass executions to some 3rd-world hell hole...not on my public land
And I will also ban all fucking "creationism is science" crap pamphlets in my national parks, because Jesus didn't carve the Grand Canyon. Forest rangers will be armed to the teeth with a K.O.S. policy for littering, Chinese food imports will be banned outright, redneck anti-immigration protestors will be rounded up to work the cornfields in regular press-gang visits, neo-cons that think tagging with RFID is cool will themselves be tagged so we can keep track of them, Dick Cheney will have his hunting license pulled during his retirement just for spite, and for the love of God we will not be sinking any more processed milk products into the ocean floor - instead we'll ship them to Iraq and see how the terrorists deal with constipation and nasty American-style hemmorhoids. I think I'll like this job.
Give a hoot, plant a fucking tree!
I like the first sloganlowing wrote:
Which one, I had two??Flecco wrote:
Considering who ATG is...DesertFox- wrote:
Okay, Mr. President or El Presidente (whichever you prefer ), I have only one problem with your above statement. Mass executions of who?
Illegal Immigrants aaaaaaaaaand criminals.
Lowing, your capaign slogan wins. Pity some people aren't sensible enough to realise it.
"GET A FUCKIN' JOB YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT" or "SAVE A TAXPAYER KILL A LIBERAL". I already was having campaign buttons made on the 2nd one but I stopped the presses when it looked like my campaign drive wouldn't get off the ground.
Yeah I do to, I think it has an air of sensitivity, tolerance and understanding you do not find in most campaignsBlehm98 wrote:
I like the first sloganlowing wrote:
Which one, I had two??Flecco wrote:
Considering who ATG is...
Illegal Immigrants aaaaaaaaaand criminals.
Lowing, your capaign slogan wins. Pity some people aren't sensible enough to realise it.
"GET A FUCKIN' JOB YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT" or "SAVE A TAXPAYER KILL A LIBERAL". I already was having campaign buttons made on the 2nd one but I stopped the presses when it looked like my campaign drive wouldn't get off the ground.
It lets people know that, HEY, lowing is one of us!
Last edited by lowing (2007-07-31 02:06:32)
What about "LOOK FOR A FUCKIN' JOB YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT AND IF YOU CAN'T GET ONE THERE'S STILL SOCIAL SECURITY" or "SAVE A CONSERVATIVE VOTE A LIBERAL".?lowing wrote:
Which one, I had two??Flecco wrote:
Considering who ATG is...DesertFox- wrote:
Okay, Mr. President or El Presidente (whichever you prefer ), I have only one problem with your above statement. Mass executions of who?
Illegal Immigrants aaaaaaaaaand criminals.
Lowing, your capaign slogan wins. Pity some people aren't sensible enough to realise it.
"GET A FUCKIN' JOB YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT" or "SAVE A TAXPAYER KILL A LIBERAL". I already was having campaign buttons made on the 2nd one but I stopped the presses when it looked like my campaign drive wouldn't get off the ground.
Nehhhhh, I don't think those show how in touch with the American people I can pretend to be.sergeriver wrote:
What about "LOOK FOR A FUCKIN' JOB YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT AND IF YOU CAN'T GET ONE THERE'S STILL SOCIAL SECURITY" or "SAVE A CONSERVATIVE VOTE A LIBERAL".?lowing wrote:
Which one, I had two??Flecco wrote:
Considering who ATG is...
Illegal Immigrants aaaaaaaaaand criminals.
Lowing, your capaign slogan wins. Pity some people aren't sensible enough to realise it.
"GET A FUCKIN' JOB YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT" or "SAVE A TAXPAYER KILL A LIBERAL". I already was having campaign buttons made on the 2nd one but I stopped the presses when it looked like my campaign drive wouldn't get off the ground.
Lol, you'd make a better CIA boss I think.lowing wrote:
Nehhhhh, I don't think those show how in touch with the American people I can pretend to be.sergeriver wrote:
What about "LOOK FOR A FUCKIN' JOB YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT AND IF YOU CAN'T GET ONE THERE'S STILL SOCIAL SECURITY" or "SAVE A CONSERVATIVE VOTE A LIBERAL".?lowing wrote:
Which one, I had two??
"GET A FUCKIN' JOB YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT" or "SAVE A TAXPAYER KILL A LIBERAL". I already was having campaign buttons made on the 2nd one but I stopped the presses when it looked like my campaign drive wouldn't get off the ground.
The new slate of candidates:
President: Kmarion
Vice President: ATG
Secretary of State: Lowing
Secretary of the Treasury: Turquoise
Secretary of Defense: usmarine
Secretary of War: gunslinger
Attorney General: blisteringsilence
Secretary of the Interior: Liberal-Sl@yer
Secretary of Agriculture: GorillaTicTacs
Secretary of Commerce: unnamednewbie13
Secretary of Labor: Cougar
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Commie Killer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: doctastrangelove1964
Secretary of Transportation: KEN-JENNINGS
Secretary of Energy: Major.League.Infidel
Secretary of Education: M.O.A.B.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DesertFox
Secretary of Homeland Security: Topal
President: Kmarion
Vice President: ATG
Secretary of State: Lowing
Secretary of the Treasury: Turquoise
Secretary of Defense: usmarine
Secretary of War: gunslinger
Attorney General: blisteringsilence
Secretary of the Interior: Liberal-Sl@yer
Secretary of Agriculture: GorillaTicTacs
Secretary of Commerce: unnamednewbie13
Secretary of Labor: Cougar
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Commie Killer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: doctastrangelove1964
Secretary of Transportation: KEN-JENNINGS
Secretary of Energy: Major.League.Infidel
Secretary of Education: M.O.A.B.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DesertFox
Secretary of Homeland Security: Topal
Haha, I live in SoCal. The only thing I know about transportation is going 90 or not going at all. Thanks for the nod thoughblisteringsilence wrote:
The new slate of candidates:
President: Kmarion
Vice President: ATG
Secretary of State: Lowing
Secretary of the Treasury: Turquoise
Secretary of Defense: usmarine
Secretary of War: gunslinger
Attorney General: blisteringsilence
Secretary of the Interior: Liberal-Sl@yer
Secretary of Agriculture: GorillaTicTacs
Secretary of Commerce: unnamednewbie13
Secretary of Labor: Cougar
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Commie Killer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: doctastrangelove1964
Secretary of Transportation: KEN-JENNINGS
Secretary of Energy: Major.League.Infidel
Secretary of Education: M.O.A.B.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DesertFox
Secretary of Homeland Security: Topal
GTT is better than the hill billy farmer post and topal is waaaaay better than that wanky pokey department.blisteringsilence wrote:
The new slate of candidates:
President: Kmarion
Vice President: ATG
Secretary of State: Lowing
Secretary of the Treasury: Turquoise
Secretary of Defense: usmarine
Secretary of War: gunslinger
Attorney General: blisteringsilence
Secretary of the Interior: Liberal-Sl@yer
Secretary of Agriculture: GorillaTicTacs
Secretary of Commerce: unnamednewbie13
Secretary of Labor: Cougar
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Commie Killer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: doctastrangelove1964
Secretary of Transportation: KEN-JENNINGS
Secretary of Energy: Major.League.Infidel
Secretary of Education: M.O.A.B.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DesertFox
Secretary of Homeland Security: Topal
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Ummmmmmmm as Secretary of State, can I uhhhhhhhh, I dunno, uhhhhhhhhh, shoot liberals as traitors to America? Just asking, no big deal if ya say no. I will work around it if I had to. It would just be,ya know, easier.blisteringsilence wrote:
The new slate of candidates:
President: Kmarion
Vice President: ATG
Secretary of State: Lowing
Secretary of the Treasury: Turquoise
Secretary of Defense: usmarine
Secretary of War: gunslinger
Attorney General: blisteringsilence
Secretary of the Interior: Liberal-Sl@yer
Secretary of Agriculture: GorillaTicTacs
Secretary of Commerce: unnamednewbie13
Secretary of Labor: Cougar
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Commie Killer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: doctastrangelove1964
Secretary of Transportation: KEN-JENNINGS
Secretary of Energy: Major.League.Infidel
Secretary of Education: M.O.A.B.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DesertFox
Secretary of Homeland Security: Topal
Have your secretary call my secretary and set up a lunch so we can discuss it further.
Cool I is Secretary of Education, bow down before me all educational type peoples and I shall teach you the meanings of respect.blisteringsilence wrote:
The new slate of candidates:
President: Kmarion
Vice President: ATG
Secretary of State: Lowing
Secretary of the Treasury: Turquoise
Secretary of Defense: usmarine
Secretary of War: gunslinger
Attorney General: blisteringsilence
Secretary of the Interior: Liberal-Sl@yer
Secretary of Agriculture: GorillaTicTacs
Secretary of Commerce: unnamednewbie13
Secretary of Labor: Cougar
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Commie Killer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: doctastrangelove1964
Secretary of Transportation: KEN-JENNINGS
Secretary of Energy: Major.League.Infidel
Secretary of Education: M.O.A.B.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DesertFox
Secretary of Homeland Security: Topal
Last edited by M.O.A.B (2007-07-31 12:48:01)
Now that im sec. of interior its time to rape the forest! j/kblisteringsilence wrote:
The new slate of candidates:
President: Kmarion
Vice President: ATG
Secretary of State: Lowing
Secretary of the Treasury: Turquoise
Secretary of Defense: usmarine
Secretary of War: gunslinger
Attorney General: blisteringsilence
Secretary of the Interior: Liberal-Sl@yer
Secretary of Agriculture: GorillaTicTacs
Secretary of Commerce: unnamednewbie13
Secretary of Labor: Cougar
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Commie Killer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: doctastrangelove1964
Secretary of Transportation: KEN-JENNINGS
Secretary of Energy: Major.League.Infidel
Secretary of Education: M.O.A.B.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DesertFox
Secretary of Homeland Security: Topal
Here's how I would delegate power....
President: GorillaTicTacs
Vice President: Kmarion
Secretary of State: Turquoise
Secretary of the Treasury: jonsimon
Secretary of Defense: lowing
Secretary of War: gunslinger (kind of redundant to our Sec. of Defense)
Attorney General: blisteringsilence
Secretary of the Interior: Ken Jennings
Secretary of Agriculture: topal
Secretary of Commerce: liquix
Secretary of Labor: HunterofSkulls
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Commie Chipmunk
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: doctastrangelove1964
Secretary of Transportation: usmarine
Secretary of Energy: Stingray
Secretary of Education: imortal
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DesertFox
Secretary of Homeland Security: ATG
President: GorillaTicTacs
Vice President: Kmarion
Secretary of State: Turquoise
Secretary of the Treasury: jonsimon
Secretary of Defense: lowing
Secretary of War: gunslinger (kind of redundant to our Sec. of Defense)
Attorney General: blisteringsilence
Secretary of the Interior: Ken Jennings
Secretary of Agriculture: topal
Secretary of Commerce: liquix
Secretary of Labor: HunterofSkulls
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Commie Chipmunk
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: doctastrangelove1964
Secretary of Transportation: usmarine
Secretary of Energy: Stingray
Secretary of Education: imortal
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DesertFox
Secretary of Homeland Security: ATG
Don't we need like elections first?
BOOM!
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I win
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I win