Omg, that's fucking class...PLUS ONE FOR YOU MY FRIEND!Zodiaccup wrote:
That sucks.
And reminds me on an old story.
A guy was travelling somewhere in europe, after he went for a swim he came back to his car.
Window was broken, but nothing was stolen, even his camera (non digital) was still there.
As he came back home from his journey he went to a photoshop to let develope (?) his pictures.
And here came the surprise: One of his pictures showed a hairy asshole with his toothbrush in.
I almost pissed myself the first time i heard that story...
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lol +1Zodiaccup wrote:
That sucks.
And reminds me on an old story.
A guy was travelling somewhere in europe, after he went for a swim he came back to his car.
Window was broken, but nothing was stolen, even his camera (non digital) was still there.
As he came back home from his journey he went to a photoshop to let develope (?) his pictures.
And here came the surprise: One of his pictures showed a hairy asshole with his toothbrush in.
I almost pissed myself the first time i heard that story...
Urban myth. I've heard this story countless variations.Nintendogamer wrote:
lol +1Zodiaccup wrote:
That sucks.
And reminds me on an old story.
A guy was travelling somewhere in europe, after he went for a swim he came back to his car.
Window was broken, but nothing was stolen, even his camera (non digital) was still there.
As he came back home from his journey he went to a photoshop to let develope (?) his pictures.
And here came the surprise: One of his pictures showed a hairy asshole with his toothbrush in.
I almost pissed myself the first time i heard that story...
Total bollocks guys.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
aw shitm3thod wrote:
Urban myth. I've heard this story countless variations.Nintendogamer wrote:
lol +1Zodiaccup wrote:
That sucks.
And reminds me on an old story.
A guy was travelling somewhere in europe, after he went for a swim he came back to his car.
Window was broken, but nothing was stolen, even his camera (non digital) was still there.
As he came back home from his journey he went to a photoshop to let develope (?) his pictures.
And here came the surprise: One of his pictures showed a hairy asshole with his toothbrush in.
I almost pissed myself the first time i heard that story...
Total bollocks guys.
Car window $200
Car Interior clean up $2
A human pile of shit on the car floor.... PRICELESS
Car Interior clean up $2
A human pile of shit on the car floor.... PRICELESS
It probably did happen at sometime or another. It may have even started as a myth but I bet some burglar has done this or someone has done this to get revenge on someone else.m3thod wrote:
Urban myth. I've heard this story countless variations.Nintendogamer wrote:
lol +1Zodiaccup wrote:
That sucks.
And reminds me on an old story.
A guy was travelling somewhere in europe, after he went for a swim he came back to his car.
Window was broken, but nothing was stolen, even his camera (non digital) was still there.
As he came back home from his journey he went to a photoshop to let develope (?) his pictures.
And here came the surprise: One of his pictures showed a hairy asshole with his toothbrush in.
I almost pissed myself the first time i heard that story...
Total bollocks guys.
this is a shitty topic, lol
once here in R.I. some guy broke into someones house stole thousands of dollars in crap
the guy took a shit at the persons House the poop had DNA and the guy went to jail
the guy took a shit at the persons House the poop had DNA and the guy went to jail
That's DNA evidence linking the person to the scene of the crime. Hurry put the turd in the plastic bag and hand it over to the police
that sucks
what kind of car do you have?
what kind of car do you have?
I guess the burglar was trying to tell you yuor car was shit for breaking into. now ghet the police to get the bruglar'as DNAoffthat turd, and get that burglar and see if you can;t give him his shit back. preferably to the face.
Samfink you need to eigther start lookin at your keyboard keys while typing or take typing lessons.samfink wrote:
I guess the burglar was trying to tell you yuor car was shit for breaking into. now ghet the police to get the bruglar'as DNAoffthat turd, and get that burglar and see if you can;t give him his shit back. preferably to the face.
Doesn't matter, it's still funnym3thod wrote:
Urban myth. I've heard this story countless variations.Nintendogamer wrote:
lol +1Zodiaccup wrote:
That sucks.
And reminds me on an old story.
A guy was travelling somewhere in europe, after he went for a swim he came back to his car.
Window was broken, but nothing was stolen, even his camera (non digital) was still there.
As he came back home from his journey he went to a photoshop to let develope (?) his pictures.
And here came the surprise: One of his pictures showed a hairy asshole with his toothbrush in.
I almost pissed myself the first time i heard that story...
Total bollocks guys.
"enemy turd spotted"
rofl ROFL
HES ACTUALLY A TURD BURGLAR LMAO
HES ACTUALLY A TURD BURGLAR LMAO
Someone pooped in our kitchen when we got broken into years ago. We got told that the adrenaline makes them need to poo so bad, they just lay a steamer wherever, so that's what probably happened to you.
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ROFLToilet Sex wrote:
Someone pooped in our kitchen when we got broken into years ago. We got told that the adrenaline makes them need to poo so bad, they just lay a steamer wherever, so that's what probably happened to you.
Here's what you do, take out your stereo, and file a claim that says they took your stereo, CD wallet with roughly 150 CD's values at $2,250 which is $15 a CD, and a backpack with your gym clothes, shoes, and college school book. You will have to pay your deductible, but hopefully get a nice check to make up for things.
rofl, and he used the toothbrush the night before!Zodiaccup wrote:
That sucks.
And reminds me on an old story.
A guy was travelling somewhere in europe, after he went for a swim he came back to his car.
Window was broken, but nothing was stolen, even his camera (non digital) was still there.
As he came back home from his journey he went to a photoshop to let develope (?) his pictures.
And here came the surprise: One of his pictures showed a hairy asshole with his toothbrush in.
I almost pissed myself the first time i heard that story...
and did the guy that broke into your car wipe his ass against the seat to
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just visit over here theres like 65000 poles in my country nowdarad0 wrote:
haha i almost did take a picture but it was 2:00am and I just wanted to get the poop out of my car and go home.Simon wrote:
Pictures?I'm like 90% polish by blood, I really want to visit the country. Someday I hope to learn polishokashii wrote:
I guess you just don't know this one - but in Poland there is a belief that as long as the shit is warm you can't get cought
god I hate my country -_-
I don't think I've read anything more hilarious than this.darad0 wrote:
whoever broke into my car left a giant turd on the floor.
hahaha tough shit
LOL owned.
So who got to swab for DNA evidence?!?
I guess that's a little worse than my situation. Somehow I ended up driving myself to the church on my wedding day. Then I ended up leaving the car in the parking lot. The next morning the back side window was broken out, but they never got in! At least there was no shit involved. Sorry man.
I guess that's a little worse than my situation. Somehow I ended up driving myself to the church on my wedding day. Then I ended up leaving the car in the parking lot. The next morning the back side window was broken out, but they never got in! At least there was no shit involved. Sorry man.
LOL i forgot to tie my dog up hes been breaking into cars and shitting in them.
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