theDude5B
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+804|6769
ok, so you probably have all heard about what went on in Glasgow's International airport and the Car, and maybe you have read/heard about a man named John Smeaton who tackled one of the terrorists to the ground.

You might not have visited his site yet, johnsmeaton.com , where you can donate a pint to the great man!
Just now he currently has about 1,500 pints which have been paid for him and waiting in the Holiday Inn at Glasgow Airport, just waiting for him to drink them.

But some funny quotes which have come from this situation are pretty good!

While being interview on National TV, John was asked "What message do you have for the bombers?"
John Replied "This is Glasgow we'll just set about you"

While being interview by CNN, John was asked how he restrained the guy and he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" !

Only in Glasgow do suicide bombers need rescued from the locals by the police."

"Here's to his heroism, his straightforward belief in right and wrong, his support for law and order, and his willingness to give a good kicking to someone richly deserving it."

"Those hapless al-Qaeda boys were to find out that Glasgow has no respect for international terrorism. Nobody gets between 10,000 Weegies and a £99 week in Ibiza booked on Thursday night through Barrhead Travel."

Supposedly, when the incident happened and the terrorist was wrestled to the ground, there was an old lady shouting "Gee it too him! kick him in the nads!" (translated: give it to him, kick him in the balls)


John Smeaton is to Scotland what Chuck Norris is to the world!

Who needs Jack Bower when we got John Smeaton!

and his new name is now John "McClain" Smeaton
wensleydale8
Member
+81|6787|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire
Something to make all scots proud im not a scot but is shows the terrorist that a scot will fight.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6285|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)
Shit, why do you think Hadrian built the wall? He knew not to fuck with the crazy mothers.
A wonder he didn't give the guy a Glasgow kiss (head-butt)
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|6674|Brisbane, Australia

A true hero you say?

It'd be better if he was An Hero.
StokoE
Losers-Server
+51|6859|UK
Classic.. Well done john attacking the rag head enemy
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6285|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)
Banjo that mother!
cablecopulate
Member
+449|6756|Massachusetts.

Sarrk wrote:

It'd be better if he was An Hero.
lulz.

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