Is it really possible to be such a bad BF2 player?

2007-07-12 02:55:09

#1

el.fleisch: Member; +52|6742|Germany

Please look at this stats:

colletMauris
http://bf2s.com/player/68819062/

284h playtime and a K/D of 0.05? Awesome! And seems not to be a stat-padder-victim, the worst enemy is "only" 13...

2007-07-12 02:57:27

#2

kn0ckahh: Member; +98|6736|netherlands, sweet lake city

he probably has a PC that can hardly run bf2 but has some sort of crazy psychotic urge to still play it

Last edited by kn0ckahh (2007-07-12 02:57:54)

2007-07-12 03:00:05

#3

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6619|Gold coast, Aus.

At least he plays for fun right? right?

2007-07-12 03:00:22

#4

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6461|A W S M F O X

And we care......why?

2007-07-12 03:01:04

#5

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6340|Atlanta, Georgia

This horrible game?! Who can play it with all these bugs! Wait... I can.

2007-07-12 03:05:19

#6

twiistaaa: Member; +87|6667|mexico

it would have to be a kid. i mean i dont think ive ever seen submachine gun as favourite and he has an ok amount of cp (not great but its his best stat).

2007-07-12 03:23:06

#7

fabiator14: Member; +7|6149|Normandy - France

13hours in medic and ...only 3 health points!!!

he surely played as an observator

2007-07-12 03:24:26

#8

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6563|Area 51

He's French, what would you have expected otherwise?

2007-07-12 03:25:13

#9

agent146: Member; +127|6385|Jesus Land aka Canada

gene_pool wrote:
At least he plays for fun right? right?

ya the point is that he plays for fun...........i don't know why but i keep on LOLing that he is french.
EDIT: well its just a case of the bell curve. you got your uber smart kids with 3.0 k/d, you have your main pack kids at 1-2 k/d, and then you have in this case the REALLY REALLY "differently abled" with 0.05k/d

Last edited by agent146 (2007-07-12 03:28:16)

2007-07-12 03:28:34

#10

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6458|UK

kn0ckahh wrote:
he probably has a PC that can hardly run bf2 but has some sort of crazy psychotic urge to still play it

Hey shush that's my pc!
Hover your mouse cursor over his total vehicle kills accounts for 147% of kills.

Last edited by wah1188 (2007-07-12 03:29:35)

2007-07-12 03:35:08

#11

TheGiantSE: Member; +14|6469|Sweden

Hehe now I feel like a really good player after looking at that

He seems to like Heli but maybe he is just flying transport?
And ride as a passenger in the tank...

But still even Stevie Wonder should be able to kill more ppl during 280 h

2007-07-12 03:38:18

#12

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6565|NYC / Hamburg

RDMC(2) wrote:
He's French, what would you have expected otherwise?

I'm surprised he has any kills at all

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2007-07-12 03:40:09

#13

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6458|UK

TheGiantSE wrote:
Hehe now I feel like a really good player after looking at that

He seems to like Heli but maybe he is just flying transport?
And ride as a passenger in the tank...

But still even Stevie Wonder should be able to kill more ppl during 280 h

God that was a good one made me chuckle! +1

2007-07-12 03:54:34

#14

Parky-GTAF-h: Member; +1|6403

He could be young, my little brother has an account, he's only 7

http://bf2s.com/player/78619639/

Thats his, I admit, I've helped him along the way, say if he's close to his next rank, I'll get him a couple of points away from it while he's at school, then he gets it, it pleases him

2007-07-12 04:01:19

#15

Heavy_Guns_91: I hand out purple hearts like candy; +72|6401|Alberta, Canada

Parky-GTAF-h wrote:
Thats his, I admit, I've helped him along the way, say if he's close to his next rank, I'll get him a couple of points away from it while he's at school, then he gets it, it pleases him

That's nice.

Perhaps the guy uses the PLA's SMG?
That thing can't hit shit... It looks like a couple tubes with a trigger.

2007-07-12 04:09:51

#16

Gunner978: Member; +7|6275|USA

el.fleisch wrote:
Please look at this stats:

colletMauris
http://bf2s.com/player/68819062/

284h playtime and a K/D of 0.05? Awesome! And seems not to be a stat-padder-victim, the worst enemy is "only" 13...

This is the true account of the all famous "Crazy german kid" .. you can look him up on youtube and you'll know what im talking about

2007-07-12 04:11:39

#17

Heavy_Guns_91: I hand out purple hearts like candy; +72|6401|Alberta, Canada

Gunner978 wrote:
el.fleisch wrote:
Please look at this stats:

colletMauris
http://bf2s.com/player/68819062/

284h playtime and a K/D of 0.05? Awesome! And seems not to be a stat-padder-victim, the worst enemy is "only" 13...
This is the true account of the all famous "Crazy german kid" .. you can look him up on youtube and you'll know what im talking about

A German would never say he's French

2007-07-12 04:27:59

#18

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6195|Winland

LMAO.... Love it.

+1 mate

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2007-07-12 04:32:01

#19

daddyofdeath: A REAL Combat Engineer in the house; +187|6251|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27

Maybe hes a midget with no arms, but uses his feet/toes to control the periferals!! Them midgets can be very resourceful you know.

2007-07-12 04:36:23

#20

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6458|UK

Parky-GTAF-h wrote:
He could be young, my little brother has an account, he's only 7

http://bf2s.com/player/78619639/

Thats his, I admit, I've helped him along the way, say if he's close to his next rank, I'll get him a couple of points away from it while he's at school, then he gets it, it pleases him

Awww I feel a lil tear welling up in my eye what a nice guy! Does he ever log into your account by "accident" and noobify your stats?

2007-07-12 04:37:09

#21

Gamematt: Stocking ur medpacks; +135|6660|Groningen, The Netherlands

el.fleisch wrote:
Please look at this stats:

colletMauris
http://bf2s.com/player/68819062/

284h playtime and a K/D of 0.05? Awesome! And seems not to be a stat-padder-victim, the worst enemy is "only" 13...

Lol, his vehicle kills make up 153% of his total kills

2007-07-12 04:38:40

#22

suomalainen_äijä: Member; +64|6163

who cares, let the guy play how he wants to

2007-07-12 05:07:16

#23

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6189|Roma

Kills : 31 Deaths : 5,003

Dang, that must get boring looking at the screen for (15*5,003) 20.8 hours with only kill 31 people for it....

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png

2007-07-12 07:48:11

#24

Parky-GTAF-h: Member; +1|6403

wah1188 wrote:
Parky-GTAF-h wrote:
He could be young, my little brother has an account, he's only 7

http://bf2s.com/player/78619639/

Thats his, I admit, I've helped him along the way, say if he's close to his next rank, I'll get him a couple of points away from it while he's at school, then he gets it, it pleases him
Awww I feel a lil tear welling up in my eye what a nice guy! Does he ever log into your account by "accident" and noobify your stats?

haha, he's probably been on it a few times, be right though he knows what he's doing

2007-07-12 08:07:22

#25

tthf: Member 5307; +210|6756|06-01

maybe he's one of those peaceniks that go in game and dont fight...

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