This thread has two parts. The first one written by me and the second one courtesy of Lowing. We hope you enjoy it.
Guide to D&ST Neoconservativism:
Author: sergeriver
If you are new to this section and you are a neoconservative, you'll need to know some basic definitions and rules to understand the way it works. Don't let people like CameronPoe, Bertster or Bubbalo to confuse your mind. Always listen to ATG and Lowing.
1-Why do bad things happen? Always blame liberals for all the bad things that happen in this world. That's a golden rule. If you are American and liberal then you are unpatriotic, and if you are a liberal foreigner, then you are anti-American.
2-Always generalize. You'll learn that prejudice and bigotry are not that bad, specially when it comes to Muslims.
3-Palestine: Maybe watching the BBC you learned that Palestine is struggling to become a free country and BS like that. Many people wrongly accuse Israel of oppressing these barbaric people called Palestinians. Apparently, these people, the Palestinians, prefer to spend their money in home-made rockets instead of buying PS3's and 42" TV's.
4-Israel: again, if you watched BBC you may think Israel is taking the land of Palestinians. That's not true. Israel is a humanitarian country which is always trying to help Palestinians to improve their living conditions. The thing is Palestinians are ungrateful with Israel for uprooting their trees, bulldozing their homes and bombing the OT's with F-16's. They don't understand that Israel is doing those things to build better homes for Palestinians, but Palestinians are very bad people and don't accept these houses, so Israelis must live in them. Then, they accuse Israel of settling in their land.
5-The War in Iraq: despite the comments of the liberal media, this war wasn't for oil. The real reason was to help Iraqis to get rid of Saddam and therefore to achieve democracy in order to live in peace and harmony with each other. If you think this isn't true, you must be unpatriotic or anti-American.
6-Criticizing Bush: don't you ever do that. GWB is the paragon of justice and the savior of America. If you do criticize him, you'll be labeled as unpatriotic or anti-American, and a rain of flaming posts will follow yours.
7-Muslims: this term refers to a group of people who believe in a mean God and most of them are religious extremists who seek the extermination of Israel, America and any human being that doesn't believe in their God. This is true, because the Qu'ran translations said so.
8-Socialism: this is a doctrine which eliminates the individuality of people. Many liberal media will tell you that this isn't Communism, but don't trust that. They're lying. Most European countries that conduct social programs are living in extreme poverty and the people from these countries can't even think by themselves. Don't forget that Capitalism and Socialism are mutually exclusive.
9-If you find yourself in a situation where you don't know how to prove a liberal wrong, then start to bash him, making personal attacks and insulting him. That would make you look smarter.
10-Neoconservativism: this is the doctrine that is freeing the world of the evilness of the liberals. To join you only need to meet three requirements: blame the poors for being poor, blame Clinton for 9/11, and support GWB even when you don't understand what he means. It's always easier to give the middle finger than a helping hand.
Guide to D&ST Liberalism:
Author: Lowing
1. OR as a liberal you can just blame Bush fir everything......Katrina anyone?
2. As liberal you do not have to generalize. You can come right out and use your handy catch words like bigot and racist or Nazi when referring to anyone that insists people act with a sense of personal responsibility and stop blaming your short comings on everyone else. Also try and use the Muslims as your perfect example for neo-con generalizations. Attacks comitted under Islam should not be associated with Islam at all.
3. Palestine: They need you. For some reason Israel is not reponding to rocket attacks and suicide bomber like they are supposed to. So you need to turn up the heat on Israel to stop attacking people that attack them. This conflict will never end if Israel does not stop defending itself.
4. As a liberal, there is no way you can recognize that Israel is surrounded by all nations wanting to destroy it, and have tried. As a liberal you must continue to disapprove of any attempts by Israel to protect itself. It only shows how violent Israel REALLY is.
5. As a liberal you need not know the facts of anything, getting your info from YOU TUBE and its vast collection of conspiracy videos is all one needs to form an opinion on EVERYTHING. After all, you gotta hate Bush and oppose the war if you are going to be able to smoke pot with the "educated" college kids that have been around and knows the way of the world. Also hating Bush and the war gives you a better chance on getting laid on campus now. Priorities are a must.
6.As a liberal you MUST criticize Bush for everything. Even if it is positive, you must, with all of your might, turn it into a negative. For reasons for this, see 5. What better way can you possibly show your true patriotism than by creating strife and turmoil within your country during a time of war. So be sure to turn out at the funeral of a dead soldier near your home town and let everyone know that, that soldier will burn in hell and how glad you are that he was killed. True patriotism demands it. Let freedom of speech ring true!!
7. Muslims: They have proven this religion time and time again to be a peace loving religion. So much so that they are willing to kill and die to prove it to you. Supporting their march to peace is a must.
8. As a liberal you must recognize that there are plenty of "OVER ACHIEVERS" out there, that are working hard so you don't have to. As a socialist, it is easy to see that by actually getting a job and providing for yourself, that the rich might be forced to actually keep the money that they have earned and be denied the warm fuzzy feeling they could get by sharing it with you. Think of all the beer and lottery tickets that would go to waste if you were forced to buy them with your own money nand not other peoples.
9. As a liberal, feel free to call anyone a racist or a fascist or a Nazi or a bigot or prejudice whenever you are backed into a corner by a conservative. It is the Ace in the hole to any argument you might be faced with. It is like kryptonite to anyone who exposes you or calls you out. After throwing one of the aforementioned catch words, simply run for the safety of the woodwork, or any nearby dark damp shadowy place until the situation blows over. Imus is a perfect example, right out of the ole' playbook.
10. Liberalism, only 3 mandates are required to join.
a. blame the rich for YOU being poor
b. blame Bush for EVERYTHING
c. DO NOT accept responsibility for yourself or your actions, you have plenty of ACLU lawyers out there ready to fight for what you want and you think SHOULD be yours.
It is always easier to vote democrat than getting a job.
Guide to D&ST Neoconservativism:
Author: sergeriver
If you are new to this section and you are a neoconservative, you'll need to know some basic definitions and rules to understand the way it works. Don't let people like CameronPoe, Bertster or Bubbalo to confuse your mind. Always listen to ATG and Lowing.
1-Why do bad things happen? Always blame liberals for all the bad things that happen in this world. That's a golden rule. If you are American and liberal then you are unpatriotic, and if you are a liberal foreigner, then you are anti-American.
2-Always generalize. You'll learn that prejudice and bigotry are not that bad, specially when it comes to Muslims.
3-Palestine: Maybe watching the BBC you learned that Palestine is struggling to become a free country and BS like that. Many people wrongly accuse Israel of oppressing these barbaric people called Palestinians. Apparently, these people, the Palestinians, prefer to spend their money in home-made rockets instead of buying PS3's and 42" TV's.
4-Israel: again, if you watched BBC you may think Israel is taking the land of Palestinians. That's not true. Israel is a humanitarian country which is always trying to help Palestinians to improve their living conditions. The thing is Palestinians are ungrateful with Israel for uprooting their trees, bulldozing their homes and bombing the OT's with F-16's. They don't understand that Israel is doing those things to build better homes for Palestinians, but Palestinians are very bad people and don't accept these houses, so Israelis must live in them. Then, they accuse Israel of settling in their land.
5-The War in Iraq: despite the comments of the liberal media, this war wasn't for oil. The real reason was to help Iraqis to get rid of Saddam and therefore to achieve democracy in order to live in peace and harmony with each other. If you think this isn't true, you must be unpatriotic or anti-American.
6-Criticizing Bush: don't you ever do that. GWB is the paragon of justice and the savior of America. If you do criticize him, you'll be labeled as unpatriotic or anti-American, and a rain of flaming posts will follow yours.
7-Muslims: this term refers to a group of people who believe in a mean God and most of them are religious extremists who seek the extermination of Israel, America and any human being that doesn't believe in their God. This is true, because the Qu'ran translations said so.
8-Socialism: this is a doctrine which eliminates the individuality of people. Many liberal media will tell you that this isn't Communism, but don't trust that. They're lying. Most European countries that conduct social programs are living in extreme poverty and the people from these countries can't even think by themselves. Don't forget that Capitalism and Socialism are mutually exclusive.
9-If you find yourself in a situation where you don't know how to prove a liberal wrong, then start to bash him, making personal attacks and insulting him. That would make you look smarter.
10-Neoconservativism: this is the doctrine that is freeing the world of the evilness of the liberals. To join you only need to meet three requirements: blame the poors for being poor, blame Clinton for 9/11, and support GWB even when you don't understand what he means. It's always easier to give the middle finger than a helping hand.
Guide to D&ST Liberalism:
Author: Lowing
1. OR as a liberal you can just blame Bush fir everything......Katrina anyone?
2. As liberal you do not have to generalize. You can come right out and use your handy catch words like bigot and racist or Nazi when referring to anyone that insists people act with a sense of personal responsibility and stop blaming your short comings on everyone else. Also try and use the Muslims as your perfect example for neo-con generalizations. Attacks comitted under Islam should not be associated with Islam at all.
3. Palestine: They need you. For some reason Israel is not reponding to rocket attacks and suicide bomber like they are supposed to. So you need to turn up the heat on Israel to stop attacking people that attack them. This conflict will never end if Israel does not stop defending itself.
4. As a liberal, there is no way you can recognize that Israel is surrounded by all nations wanting to destroy it, and have tried. As a liberal you must continue to disapprove of any attempts by Israel to protect itself. It only shows how violent Israel REALLY is.
5. As a liberal you need not know the facts of anything, getting your info from YOU TUBE and its vast collection of conspiracy videos is all one needs to form an opinion on EVERYTHING. After all, you gotta hate Bush and oppose the war if you are going to be able to smoke pot with the "educated" college kids that have been around and knows the way of the world. Also hating Bush and the war gives you a better chance on getting laid on campus now. Priorities are a must.
6.As a liberal you MUST criticize Bush for everything. Even if it is positive, you must, with all of your might, turn it into a negative. For reasons for this, see 5. What better way can you possibly show your true patriotism than by creating strife and turmoil within your country during a time of war. So be sure to turn out at the funeral of a dead soldier near your home town and let everyone know that, that soldier will burn in hell and how glad you are that he was killed. True patriotism demands it. Let freedom of speech ring true!!
7. Muslims: They have proven this religion time and time again to be a peace loving religion. So much so that they are willing to kill and die to prove it to you. Supporting their march to peace is a must.
8. As a liberal you must recognize that there are plenty of "OVER ACHIEVERS" out there, that are working hard so you don't have to. As a socialist, it is easy to see that by actually getting a job and providing for yourself, that the rich might be forced to actually keep the money that they have earned and be denied the warm fuzzy feeling they could get by sharing it with you. Think of all the beer and lottery tickets that would go to waste if you were forced to buy them with your own money nand not other peoples.
9. As a liberal, feel free to call anyone a racist or a fascist or a Nazi or a bigot or prejudice whenever you are backed into a corner by a conservative. It is the Ace in the hole to any argument you might be faced with. It is like kryptonite to anyone who exposes you or calls you out. After throwing one of the aforementioned catch words, simply run for the safety of the woodwork, or any nearby dark damp shadowy place until the situation blows over. Imus is a perfect example, right out of the ole' playbook.
10. Liberalism, only 3 mandates are required to join.
a. blame the rich for YOU being poor
b. blame Bush for EVERYTHING
c. DO NOT accept responsibility for yourself or your actions, you have plenty of ACLU lawyers out there ready to fight for what you want and you think SHOULD be yours.
It is always easier to vote democrat than getting a job.
Last edited by sergeriver (2007-07-07 17:35:23)