Information About Why The Stats Are Updating 11!1!1!1!!1!!!!!1!!1

well i know this guy, whos heard of this guy, who once walked past this guy, who slept with this girl, who is friends with this dog, who is owned by this guy, who shat in a toilet that was cleaned by this guy, and when this guy heard the stats were down he was like 'WTF? Whatz ma gonnaz do 4 ma points on teh battyfield? ah was only 99999999999999999 pointz away from teh private rank!! SHITAHHH!!'

so yeah.....pretty much

2007-06-23 16:38:38

#35

d4rkst4r: biggie smalls; +72|6453|Ontario, Canada

Well well well, the nerds finally see what colour the sun is when EA shutdowns their stats.

"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"

2007-06-23 17:07:50

#36

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6289|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

DeathUnlimited wrote:
cowami. You should get on IRC sometimes. Seriously. It's like made for you.

BUT IRC REFUSES TO WORK WITH MY COMPUTER

/cryemo

2007-06-23 17:43:43

#37

l41e: Member; +677|6648

omg u teh ghey i iz want ma stats butt u prank me wtf u mean person i report to roe!!!!!111 ::

I love this thread.

2007-06-24 05:13:08

#38

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6489|Gogledd Cymru

k30 dun be reporting me to tha roe youll make me a sad panda

2007-06-24 05:39:50

#39

Ssandstorm: Member; +73|6734|Perth, Western Australia

This is the real reason why the stats aren't updating. Intel joined forces with DICE and created Highway Tampa. Intel deliberately placed bugs and spyware into Highway Tampa to steal our most personal information. Everything from voting preferences to processor buying history was hacked. Anyone who didn't vote for Al Gore in the last Presidential Election will be taken to Global Warming Re-Education and brainwashed using extremely expensive Intel produced computers that Al gore has purchased personally. Anyone found with an AMD processor will be anally probed, implanted with a chip which will force them to buy Intel. Ironically the chip which will be implanted into the sheeple to force them to buy Intel is also an Intel chip, thus increasing their profit from the shady behind the scenes figures which run the so called "free" world.

It's now time for people to wake up and smell the coffee. Intel is embarking upon their own personal great crusade to take over the world. You have been warned. Unless you want to be anally probed and implanted I suggest we all act before Intel turns the world into that really super scary fire scene from Terminator 2. Those robots were fucking massive.

2007-06-24 05:43:30

#40

velocitychaos: Member; +26|6496|Brisbane Australia

floodgate wrote:
i know a guy that knows a guy that works for ea and he told me that for bf3 you'll have to go in a holodeck like star trek and if you get shot you realy die

Now that shit's teh shit...sign me up!

2007-06-24 10:44:57

#41

rambo43: Banned; +35|6223

surgeon_bond wrote:
k30 dun be reporting me to tha roe youll make me a sad panda

https://www.spscriptorium.com/Season3/PeteySexualHarassmentPanda.gif

2007-06-24 10:48:53

#42

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6489|Gogledd Cymru

rambo43 wrote:
surgeon_bond wrote:
k30 dun be reporting me to tha roe youll make me a sad panda

Youre like so close to being my boyfriend <3

2007-06-24 10:52:01

#43

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6289|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

....

Wow, sturgeon. Wow.

2007-06-24 10:53:29

#44

daddyofdeath: A REAL Combat Engineer in the house; +187|6253|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27

surgeon_bond wrote:
rambo43 wrote:
surgeon_bond wrote:
k30 dun be reporting me to tha roe youll make me a sad panda
http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season3/Pe … tPanda.gif
Youre like so close to being my boyfriend <3

Jesus H Christ.......NO.....just no!

2007-06-24 11:12:55

#45

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6489|Gogledd Cymru

can we at least be pen pals then cowami

2007-06-24 11:15:13

#46

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6480|Somewhere else

OmniDeath wrote:
jord wrote:
Wait? Stats are down!?

I'll get right on making a thread.
go idea

better make a few so everyone sees.

I made 4 in the past 10 minutes. Just to be safe.

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