I had cammis on, and we were messing around after a hikeDeadmonkiefart wrote:
And what were you doing being hit with a bullwhip while naked...?SgtHeihn wrote:
I was hit with a bull whip across the both legs, nuts and my cock. I almost passed out from the pain, and every time I pissed for a week it felt like I was pissing razor blades
WOW! that's gotta hurt! i feel so sorry for you!GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
this paper cut i got a few days ago.
When I was little, and holded the cigarette lighter from my dad's car on my finger.
Nope thats it now..Gooners wrote:
I was joking I have Balls{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Can only imagine the pain caused by labor,like shitting a watermelon.Gooners wrote:
When I went through Labor
Probally my Appendix, god awful feeling like needing to go to toilet but there is nothing there.
Mainly striking pain in the stomach.
Let is be known Gooners is a shemale with Balls and flaps..
Yupp - my dad got me a bike from the US of amazing A (back in 1984 or so) and all the kids on the block was the most envious everDezerteagal5 wrote:
BMX! W00T!Varegg wrote:
Two stitches without anesthesia inside the palm of the hand after an bmx accident.
Labor is nothing compared to us guys having a bad cold
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
you should rename this the best pain youve ever had. pain is just a sign that you are very much alive.
Dam... They've seen through my disguise... Need to go buy a dildo strap! [/sarcasm]{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Nope thats it now..Gooners wrote:
I was joking I have Balls{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Can only imagine the pain caused by labor,like shitting a watermelon.
Probally my Appendix, god awful feeling like needing to go to toilet but there is nothing there.
Mainly striking pain in the stomach.
Let is be known Gooners is a shemale with Balls and flaps..
Kidney Stone
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, the Dr. said it's second in pain only to childbirth.
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, the Dr. said it's second in pain only to childbirth.
Probably when I broke my elbows...
They were shattered so badly, they couldn't piece them back together - still a complete mess!
To be honest, I'm grateful for breaking a lot of bones in my body repeatedly - I have an extremely high pain threshold because of it and I don't feel much pain now...
They were shattered so badly, they couldn't piece them back together - still a complete mess!
To be honest, I'm grateful for breaking a lot of bones in my body repeatedly - I have an extremely high pain threshold because of it and I don't feel much pain now...
Actually when the nurse came in she told me it was worse. You won't hear to many women admit that..lol.Villain{NY} wrote:
Kidney Stone
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, the Dr. said it's second in pain only to childbirth.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Hernia...it fuking killed
I know fucking karate
I haven't had many encounters with pain from what I remember. About the worst I can think of is having a football kicked right in between my balls, and that happens occasionally. It is an indescribable pain.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Oh boy I hear ya...apart from with me it was a rugby ball, and it was the point bit of the ballKILLSWITCH wrote:
I haven't had many encounters with pain from what I remember. About the worst I can think of is having a football kicked right in between my balls, and that happens occasionally. It is an indescribable pain.
I know fucking karate
before or after surgery?justice wrote:
Hernia...it fuking killed
Breaking my rib. Oh, and getting a spinal tap when I was about 1 month old (somehow I remembered it when I was like 6, and still do).
When I was 3, my twin sister were fighting over a cup of ice (the ol' I pull, she pulls, I pull again stuff). Well, she decided to get smart and when I pulled, she pushed so the cup nailed my face. I fell back from the impact and smashed my face on solid concrete. My teeth on my lower jaw were sticking out of my lip, not the red part, the normal skin below it. I remember screaming and seeing blood everywhere. Then I think I passed out. I still have a few scars of it.
you got beat up by your sister
Having this done:
Tore my lower trap muscle from my spine weight lifting. Shoulder blade.. same thing. And kidney stones.
broke, and dislocated the same finger (at the same)
Well, yes, you could say that. But we were both 3 years old at the time. I'm not sure if she was doing it intentionally.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
you got beat up by your sister
Breaking my jaw AND dislocating my shoulder... at the same time
When i Where Tricking with my Bike then i lost the Grab of the Pedal... and my knee Knock Down in the Pedal .... Not a Normal Pedal.... it have some Small Spikes... Rally Sharp!! Omfg Couldn't Walk in 1 day
but it was last summer
but it was last summer
yeah, the docs once cut me using a local because they figured it was all superficial and they didnt need to go in deep. anyway, after about 5 minutes my local starts wearing off and they're still sticking me with the damn scalpel. i say to the doc "hurry the hell up, the locals wearing off" and she replies "oh...well..do you want me to give you another one?"[-DER-]Omega wrote:
woke up in the middle of my appendectomy.
"NO! I've had it with your shots tonight, just get this damn thing over with and let me go home!"
I remember it like it was a few months ago, oh wait.. it was!
I'm quite weak irl, relative to others. This total jackass (who if I "squared up to him" would obviously kick the crap out of me) decided it would be fun if his two friends held me down, while he decided to repeatidly punch me in the back. Not able to breathe, still him punching, my back ached for days. Now he still does it, he'd actually do a run-up to do it. Unfortunately, he hangs around with a lot of my friends too. I've talked to a few of them and they agree he is an absolutely idiot, but he's the guy you just don't say that too.
So it's either be constantly winded, have serious back pains, and have the joy of hanging around with some real friends, or to go to the library and sit on the computer. I do the latter most days now. I see no point in telling anyone really, he's just a jackass who then would actually beat the living crap out of me and leave me for dead. I'll just take the occasional beating from him and let it be.
He's a jerk. Although some of my friends now go elsewhere too, so hopefully he'll be a loner, with his two annoying friends. One of which is completely dead-on to me, when he is on his own.
I'm quite weak irl, relative to others. This total jackass (who if I "squared up to him" would obviously kick the crap out of me) decided it would be fun if his two friends held me down, while he decided to repeatidly punch me in the back. Not able to breathe, still him punching, my back ached for days. Now he still does it, he'd actually do a run-up to do it. Unfortunately, he hangs around with a lot of my friends too. I've talked to a few of them and they agree he is an absolutely idiot, but he's the guy you just don't say that too.
So it's either be constantly winded, have serious back pains, and have the joy of hanging around with some real friends, or to go to the library and sit on the computer. I do the latter most days now. I see no point in telling anyone really, he's just a jackass who then would actually beat the living crap out of me and leave me for dead. I'll just take the occasional beating from him and let it be.
He's a jerk. Although some of my friends now go elsewhere too, so hopefully he'll be a loner, with his two annoying friends. One of which is completely dead-on to me, when he is on his own.