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Perfect Situation Lyrics
Artist(Band):Weezer
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What’s the deal with my poop?
Why am I so obviously constipated?
In a perfect situation
I let love down the drain.
There’s the pitch, slow and straight.
All I have to do is swing
and I’m the hero, but I’m the zero.
Hungry nights, once again
Now it’s getting unbelievable.
‘Cause I could not have it better,
But I just can’t get no play
From the girls, all around
As they search the night for someone to hold onto.
I just pass through…
singing…
ooooooh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhh oohh.
Singing…
ooooooh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhh oohh.
Get your hands off the girl,
Can’t you see that she belongs to me?
And I don’t appreciate this excess company.
Though I can’t satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wonder…
Can you blame her?
singing…
oooooooh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhh oohh.
Singing…
oooooooh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhh oohh.
Tell me there’s a logic out there.