Mastercard commercial

2007-05-09 21:10:26

#1

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6341|teh alien spaceshit

I've decided to start a game about mastercard commercials. The only rule: you must make one up.

I go first

viagra:$4.00
condom:$5.00
a fine bed:$500.00

failing horribly in bed and your girlfriend kicking your nuts and dumping you..... priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, use mastercard.

2007-05-09 21:15:42

#2

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6573|British Columbia, Canada

I"m guessing this happened to you?

2007-05-09 21:16:43

#3

sexecuti0ner: What kinda guy are you are?; +148|6242

Scented candles: $25
Lube: $10

Having to explain to the ER doctors why there's an action figure stuck inside of you: priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

2007-05-09 21:20:52

#4

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6341|teh alien spaceshit

LT.Victim wrote:
I"m guessing this happened to you?

Similar, but not during boom-boom.

2007-05-10 05:07:22

#5

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6505|Sydney, Australia

OK, this one I actually did whilst researching for a geo-engineering project.

The price of 10 tons of elemental sulfur: US$600
The price of 5 tons of rocket fuel: US$767000
The price of a V2 Rocket: US$620000
The look on my face when ASIO arrests me for terrorism charges? Priceless

For those who don't know ASIO is the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation, kinda like CIA

2007-05-10 05:22:32

#6

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|6608|Cheshire. UK

Club $10
Lube $5
Rope $5

The look on the girlfriends face when she comes round and realised you just kicked her backdoors in.. * Priceless*

Kicking her backdoors in is a slang term for doin her up the pooper!!

2007-05-10 05:55:49

#7

Entertayner: Member; +826|6581

Boob job: £500
Brain transplant: £1,000,000
Amount of idiots in the world: 999,999,999,999,999

Stealing your sanity with really bad jokes. Priceless.

2007-05-10 10:31:54

#8

mrchinchin25: Member; +14|6416

Cookies £1
Cake £2
Chips £1.40

I like chips.

2007-05-10 15:13:36

#9

sfarrar33: Halogenoalkane; +57|6628|InGerLand

A Large Rocket £3000
Some Rocket Fuel £2000
A Reliant Robin 50p

Top Gear. Priceless.

2007-05-10 15:14:52

#10

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6640|Washington, DC

EU Service Medal: $200
Four star General rank: $800
Expert Pistol Badge: $500

Getting reset for statspadding: Priceless

2007-05-10 15:32:52

#11

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6577|NYC / Hamburg

joker3327 wrote:
Club $10
Lube $5
Rope $5

The look on the girlfriends face when she comes round and realised you just kicked her backdoors in.. * Priceless*

Kicking her backdoors in is a slang term for doin her up the pooper!!

am I a bad person for laughing?

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2007-05-10 15:50:10

#12

TigerXtrm: Death by Indecency; +51|6378|Netherlands

A man named George Bush: $2
A man named Dick Cheney: $10
A man named Colin Powel: $20

Having a government existing of Dick, Bush and a name that resembles Colon: Priceless.

2007-05-10 20:34:13

#13

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6230|Phoenix, AZ

Romantic Dinner w/ lobster... 85$

Horse Drawn carrage ride through central park... 50$

Candles... 25$

Chick flick on DVD... 15$

... Finding out she just wants to be friends. . . Priceless

(thats all I could come up with, ill be back)

Last edited by GodFather (2007-05-10 20:34:30)

2007-05-10 20:37:35

#14

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|6770|San Antonio, Texas

GodFather wrote:
Romantic Dinner w/ lobster... 85$

Horse Drawn carrage ride through central park... 50$

Candles... 25$

Chick flick on DVD... 15$

... Finding out she just wants to be friends. . . Priceless

(thats all I could come up with, ill be back)

Damn that would suck.

2007-05-10 20:48:55

#15

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6230|Phoenix, AZ

thtthht wrote:
I've decided to start a game about mastercard commercials. The only rule: you must make one up.

I go first

viagra:$4.00
condom:$5.00
a fine bed:$500.00

failing horribly in bed and your girlfriend kicking your nuts and dumping you..... priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, use mastercard.

What kind of condoms are you buying? Lubed up with only the finest... Persan, spermocides? with SUPER SPECIAL Latex? lol just playin

2007-05-11 01:59:04

#16

mrchinchin25: Member; +14|6416

GodFather wrote:
Romantic Dinner w/ lobster... 85$

Horse Drawn carrage ride through central park... 50$

Candles... 25$

Chick flick on DVD... 15$

... Finding out she just wants to be friends. . . Priceless

(thats all I could come up with, ill be back)

See my post above (#8) and you could have saved a lot of money on that one.

Last edited by mrchinchin25 (2007-05-11 01:59:32)

2007-05-12 04:03:23

#17

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6505|Sydney, Australia

Forehead advertising space from a bloke half a world away? $200
Air which Tom Cruise exhaled? $7000
Love and devotion from someone you've never met? $150000

Need for a new life because you're unhappy about all the junk you've bought over eBay with your current one? $500000

There are no things which money can't buy. For everything, use Mastercard

How's that for cynicism?

2007-05-12 04:19:14

#18

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6505|Sydney, Australia

Vub wrote:
Forehead advertising space from a bloke half a world away? $200
Air which Tom Cruise exhaled? $7000
Love and devotion from someone you've never met? $150000

Need for a new life because you're unhappy about all the junk you've bought over eBay with your current one? $500000

There are no things which money can't buy. For everything, use Mastercard

How's that for cynicism?

Haha, it's a good one. (keep in mind we're two different people, hence the Power of Two)

Last edited by Vub (2007-05-12 04:19:48)

2007-05-12 04:21:18

#19

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6631|Gold coast, Aus.

Now i'm confused.

2007-05-12 04:24:54

#20

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6246|Uk

BF2 - £20
Computer which runs it without exploding - £500
Baseball Bat - £15

Relief from the fucking annoying tutorial guy telling you how to walk - priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's mastercard.

Last edited by mkxiii (2007-05-12 13:19:11)

2007-05-12 13:05:21

#21

sfarrar33: Halogenoalkane; +57|6628|InGerLand

gene_pool wrote:
Now i'm confused.

he clearly bought a clone on ebay

2007-05-12 13:09:35

#22

Trel: Member; +70|6687

3 Beers - 6 Dollars
5 Jello Shots - 10 dollars
4 Margaritas - 16 Dollars

Taking home the girl who just drank all of the above. Priceless.

Good to be back.

2007-05-12 13:29:34

#23

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6675|NT, like Mick Dundee

sfarrar33 wrote:
gene_pool wrote:
Now i'm confused.
he clearly bought a clone on ebay

Vub = twins....

Remember? They posted a thread about being in the news paper and being all "smart" and stuff...

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2007-05-12 13:31:35

#24

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6489|Sheffield-England

Buying Battlefield 2142 £29.99
Bus home 40p

Installing it and realising how shit it is, Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

2007-05-12 13:34:24

#25

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6478

BF2- $50
Comp that can run BF2 at high settings- $2000
Laughing at all the n00bs on BF2s who need to run BF2 on low settings- priceless

BF2S Forums Mastercard commercial

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