Artillery Survival Guide!!! Woo

2007-04-30 14:57:44

#1

elite3444: The other kid; +24|6650|USA

ok if u wanna know how to survive artillery there r a few ways.

1.You hear it firing. RUN!!!!

2.It's too late and u about to be rained on, prone under the tallest thing u can find. if it is trees get as much under them as possible

3. If there isnt anything to hide under......RUN FOR UR FRICKIN LIFE!!!!!!!.

4. Another is get in the nearest armored vehicle

DONT EVER TRY TO RUN FAR TO COVER FROM ARTILLERY YOU WONT MAKE IT

2007-04-30 14:58:44

#2

aLeX: .?; +160|6345|:D

So standing still is a no go?

2007-04-30 14:58:49

#3

Havok: Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist; +302|6688|Florida, United States

Umm... is this a joke? Nothing new here.

2007-04-30 14:59:08

#4

[-DER-]Omega: membeR; +188|6840|Lithuania

Some guide there, doc

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2007-04-30 15:00:01

#5

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|6823|Marathon, Florida Keys

elite3444 wrote:
3. If there isnt anything to hide under......RUN FOR UR FRICKIN LIFE!!!!!!!.

DONT EVER TRY TO RUN FAR TO COVER FROM ARTILLERY YOU WONT MAKE IT

Mmmhmm, thx for the advice, lol.

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2007-04-30 15:00:37

#6

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6319|Florida

Actually standing still in a corner seems to do wonders. Running = dead Standing = Survival when it comes to artillery in my experience.

2007-04-30 15:01:40

#7

ColtsX: #baddie; +157|6560

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
elite3444 wrote:
3. If there isnt anything to hide under......RUN FOR UR FRICKIN LIFE!!!!!!!.

DONT EVER TRY TO RUN FAR TO COVER FROM ARTILLERY YOU WONT MAKE IT
Mmmhmm, thx for the advice, lol.

lol.

2007-04-30 15:03:38

#8

Zeus=18=: TEABAG; +10|6459|Proud to be Canadian!

[NeMe$i$.Dr4g0ncl4w] wrote:
Actually standing still in a corner seems to do wonders. Running = dead Standing = Survival when it comes to artillery in my experience.

Agreed.

2007-04-30 15:04:04

#9

Ninja_Monkey: I TK For Blackhawks; +60|6578|UK

elite3444 wrote:
ok if u wanna know how to survive artillery there r a few ways.

1.You hear it firing. RUN!!!!

2.It's too late and u about to be rained on, prone under the tallest thing u can find. if it is trees get as much under them as possible

3. If there isnt anything to hide under......RUN FOR UR FRICKIN LIFE!!!!!!!.

4. Another is get in the nearest armored vehicle

DONT EVER TRY TO RUN FAR TO COVER FROM ARTILLERY YOU WONT MAKE IT

Guide Update:

1. RUN THE FUCK AWAY

2. Repeat 1

3. Repeat 2

4. Repeat 3

2007-04-30 15:05:30

#10

l41e: Member; +677|6662

1. Run away.
2. Hide under large impenetrable object.

2007-04-30 15:06:19

#11

aLeX: .?; +160|6345|:D

Ninja_Monkey wrote:
elite3444 wrote:
ok if u wanna know how to survive artillery there r a few ways.

1.You hear it firing. RUN!!!!

2.It's too late and u about to be rained on, prone under the tallest thing u can find. if it is trees get as much under them as possible

3. If there isnt anything to hide under......RUN FOR UR FRICKIN LIFE!!!!!!!.

4. Another is get in the nearest armored vehicle

DONT EVER TRY TO RUN FAR TO COVER FROM ARTILLERY YOU WONT MAKE IT
Guide Update:

1. RUN THE FUCK AWAY

2. Repeat 1

3. Repeat 2

4. Repeat 3

I just close my eyes -- If I die I simply quit the game and cry for several hours.

2007-04-30 15:09:43

#12

Perv3rt: Lookin' through your Window; +193|6254|Man Diego

Great! Now I will have numerous other idiots leaving the capping of a flag when they hear the arty warming up. Stay and cap the flag, respawn there and defend if you die in the arty strike. If the commander is artying you, chances are the commander has also notified the team of your whereabouts.

2007-04-30 15:44:31

#13

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6405|fåking denmark

l-aLeX-l wrote:
So standing still is a no go?

No actually, it works standing still, just like every 30th artillery strike..

2007-04-30 15:45:18

#14

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6857|Alberta, Canada

You can still duck under something, but end up dying anyways...

2007-04-30 15:47:47

#15

aj0404: It'll just be our little secret; +298|6363|Iowa...

elite3444 wrote:
ok if u wanna know how to survive artillery there r a few ways.

1.You hear it firing. RUN!!!!

2.It's too late and u about to be rained on, prone under the tallest thing u can find. if it is trees get as much under them as possible

3. If there isnt anything to hide under......RUN FOR UR FRICKIN LIFE!!!!!!!.

4. Another is get in the nearest armored vehicle

DONT EVER TRY TO RUN FAR TO COVER FROM ARTILLERY YOU WONT MAKE IT

wow,bravo,i think this deserves a sticky.

when i have artillery raining down on me i prone next to a wall,face it,and get as close to it as possible so my head clips into the wall.the idea is that it makes it harder to hit your head,so you take less damage.seems to work most of the time,but if you get a direct shot to your body you're still toast.

Last edited by aj0404 (2007-04-30 15:50:14)

2007-04-30 15:50:16