Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|6919
.....you step out behind your garage to urinate after drinking alot and hear the neighbors dogs start barking because they can hear you and you think of nade spamming the area where they are at.

.....you see too many god damn people in the line at the grocery store check out line and your half tempted to bust out the jack hammer to get what you want (this relates to armor whoring)




somebody take it from here i cant think of anymore.



also i searched good enough before i posted so dont bitch about searching enough, if you got a problem with it fuck you.
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AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6731|A W S M F O X
When you play other games you wonder why you cant spot.............
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|6919

JET_G raidensen wrote:

When you play other games you wonder why you cant spot.............
What?



Ohhhh i get it now nevermind.

Last edited by Drunken_Tankdriver (2007-04-18 02:18:20)

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Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
+752|6596

when you don't get any sleep maybe? Ahhaha...ha.... :cries:
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|6919
lol. yea. insomnia contributes to the ranking up process, what a brutal process huh?
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max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6835|NYC / Hamburg

... all your grades drop
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
horseshat
Member
+4|6514
you go sky diving and open your parachute when your six feet of the ground and die instantly.
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|6919

max wrote:

... all your grades drop
good one. true. although im no in school anymore because i graduaed (only stated to eliminate any smartass comments)
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officer_matt
I eat noobs for breakfast
+23|6497|Switzerland
U definately play too much when

u dream about BF2

u try to go prone in CS (happens to me when i play it from time to time)
Ghostface|UK
Member
+6|6488
When you pass up sex to finish the round. (never ever again)
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|6919

horseshat wrote:

you go sky diving and open your parachute when your six feet of the ground and die instantly.
nice lol
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Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|6919

Ghostface|UK wrote:

When you pass up sex to finish the round. (never ever again)
damn dude i think you take the cake on this one. damn thats funny as hell! +1 for you my friend.
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max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6835|NYC / Hamburg

Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:

max wrote:

... all your grades drop
good one. true. although im no in school anymore because i graduaed (only stated to eliminate any smartass comments)
I'm at university. Luckily I won't have any tests this year. Before I go into my final exams I really need to cut down on gaming/internet. (also just to eliminate smartass answers)

EDIT: got another one. I hate going down the stairs when lessons are over (whoever did our timetables has us go up 4 stories then down again for the next lesson, then up again, ...). Would be so nice to just jump out and parachute down. Up to now I have always realized before I jump that I don't have a 9 key though.

Last edited by max (2007-04-18 02:48:11)

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
-101-InvaderZim
Member
+42|7111|Waikato, Aotearoa

horseshat wrote:

you go sky diving and open your parachute when your six feet of the ground and die instantly.
hahahahahahaa good one +1 very funny
-101-InvaderZim
Member
+42|7111|Waikato, Aotearoa

Ghostface|UK wrote:

When you pass up sex to finish the round. (never ever again)
You turned down sex to finish a round??!! WTF dood? u dumbarse
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|6919

max wrote:

Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:

max wrote:

... all your grades drop
good one. true. although im no in school anymore because i graduaed (only stated to eliminate any smartass comments)
I'm at university. Luckily I won't have any tests this year. Before I go into my final exams I really need to cut down on gaming/internet. (also just to eliminate smartass answers)

EDIT: got another one. I hate going down the stairs when lessons are over (whoever did our timetables has us go up 4 stories then down again for the next lesson, then up again, ...). Would be so nice to just jump out and parachute down. Up to now I have always realized before I jump that I don't have a 9 key though.
lol +1 for you too.
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max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6835|NYC / Hamburg

- scanning cranes for snipers.
- trying to glitch into walls
- knowing the name of every weapon in movies.
- talking like the VO in BF2
- having bf2s as your homepage
- Spending more time on the PC than sleeping
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6889|Gold coast, Aus.

max wrote:

- scanning cranes for snipers.
- trying to glitch into walls
- knowing the name of every weapon in movies.
- talking like the VO in BF2
- having bf2s as your homepage
- Spending more time on the PC than sleeping
Wait - People dont Normally do that?!
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|6919

gene_pool wrote:

max wrote:

- scanning cranes for snipers.
- trying to glitch into walls
- knowing the name of every weapon in movies.
- talking like the VO in BF2
- having bf2s as your homepage
- Spending more time on the PC than sleeping
Wait - People dont Normally do that?!
lol.


well i only scan rooftops, not cranes, they are too common.
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Profitteroles
Member
+11|6506|Dartford

horseshat wrote:

you go sky diving and open your parachute when your six feet of the ground and die instantly.
Yeah but even if your parachute didnt open im sure you could jump the last 6 foot
FloppY_
­
+1,010|6554|Denmark aka Automotive Hell
... if you do nothing else...
­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6835|NYC / Hamburg

gene_pool wrote:

max wrote:

- scanning cranes for snipers.
- trying to glitch into walls
- knowing the name of every weapon in movies.
- talking like the VO in BF2
- having bf2s as your homepage
- Spending more time on the PC than sleeping
Wait - People dont Normally do that?!
thats the reason why playing too much bf2 is not considered normal
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6590|Orrstrayleea

max wrote:

... all your grades drop
hehehe i know that one
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6779|Gold Coast
...when you teabag somebody and end up with a lawsuit.....

....when you try to dolphin dive but smash your face....

...you kill somebody for your car....

...if youre in the army you ask where the best spawn point is....

....you say 'Im captain I should be commander not colonel'...


meh Im tired.
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
Fenix14
scout rush kekeke ^___^
+116|6824|Brisbane, Aus

when there's hoons driving up and down your street and you try to say 'Mines needed here!'

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