You know you play too much when....
You've ever bailed out of your car when the audible low-fuel warning goes off.
Every time your computer starts slowing down, you double tap whatever key you are using at the time.
You've hidden under the bed when you hear the garbage truck pulling up in the alley.
Your family and neighbors think you are crazy, because every time you pack the car for a family trip, you run like hell to the car, throw the suitcase on the trunk, and run like hell back, diving behind any convenient obstacle between the car and the house.
You've totalled your car in an accident, and found yourself in the driveway, waiting for it to re-spawn.
Your spouse does not allow you to order a sunroof with the new car, because "it's not a chair."
your spouse also refers to Battlefield 2 as "Birth control"
AND you're spouse has had to tell company that you suffer from Terets Syndrome, because you were in the middle of a "good online battle."
you've ever been pulled out of your house by the local SWAT team, because your new speakers were turned up just a bit too loud.
Your flight instructor is completely baffled when you ask "where's the mouse?" (For the pilots out there)
You've ever tried to bribe EA into giving you a badge/medal (IE KNIFE)
Every time you go to a new part of the city, your first thought is "wheres my best cover?"
You get jumpy and start looking around every time you hear something in Arabic.
Your roomie has ever threatened to kick you out, because he's sick of you sneaking up on him.
any more to add??
You've ever bailed out of your car when the audible low-fuel warning goes off.
Every time your computer starts slowing down, you double tap whatever key you are using at the time.
You've hidden under the bed when you hear the garbage truck pulling up in the alley.
Your family and neighbors think you are crazy, because every time you pack the car for a family trip, you run like hell to the car, throw the suitcase on the trunk, and run like hell back, diving behind any convenient obstacle between the car and the house.
You've totalled your car in an accident, and found yourself in the driveway, waiting for it to re-spawn.
Your spouse does not allow you to order a sunroof with the new car, because "it's not a chair."
your spouse also refers to Battlefield 2 as "Birth control"
AND you're spouse has had to tell company that you suffer from Terets Syndrome, because you were in the middle of a "good online battle."
you've ever been pulled out of your house by the local SWAT team, because your new speakers were turned up just a bit too loud.
Your flight instructor is completely baffled when you ask "where's the mouse?" (For the pilots out there)
You've ever tried to bribe EA into giving you a badge/medal (IE KNIFE)
Every time you go to a new part of the city, your first thought is "wheres my best cover?"
You get jumpy and start looking around every time you hear something in Arabic.
Your roomie has ever threatened to kick you out, because he's sick of you sneaking up on him.
any more to add??
