Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6816

Why thank you Ultrafunkula (c&p) but modulars please don't ban me for useless thead. Infact I'll delete it now, nwew tab...........

deleted lol

(L) UltrafunkulaUltrafunkulaUltrafunkula
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6822|Columbus, OH
Who ever posted the most in this thread needs to get help. My good friends Jack and Coke will counsel.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6374|Carnoustie MASSIF

loubot wrote:

Who ever posted the most in this thread needs to get help. My good friends Jack and Daniel will counsel.
Fix'd
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|6884|Your moms bedroom
yay first drink in 30+ days!!! fuck being on boats
bennisboy
Member
+829|6890|Poundland
Blap blap blap! I'm so drunk right now its awesime,
I love me!
Stimey
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+786|6364|Ontario | Canada
You know a post is good when it starts with

bennisboy wrote:

Blap blap blap!
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bennisboy
Member
+829|6890|Poundland

Stimey wrote:

You know a poster is god when it starts with

bennisboy wrote:

Blap blap blap!
Fixd
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|6983|Comber, Northern Ireland
i havent been drunk since new years day
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|6840
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck jrff irizarrry.

hhahahaha fuckin hickeyus and collared shirtd
wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6704|UK
Oh god I woke up there is sick in my sink and my stomach is churning to fuck. I don't know what happened but it ain't my sick.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|6983|Comber, Northern Ireland
technooooooooooooooooooooooo put a donk on it
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6734|Gogledd Cymru

Not drunk today, last night I was fucked, and kept telling the bouncers to put the kettle on for me.

I stole a chair from the takeaway on campus too, I don't dare to go back in to find out the consequences.
Kashmir
The J-10 is my J-10
+39|6937
Every time everyday anyway acid.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6899

I'm high right now . like really high haha.   . wow. it's taking me so long to rwrite these.  i keep fucking up.   and y roommate keeps asking me questions. so it takes like 50 minutes to answer him, and then 50 minutes more to write this. god my fingertips feel so numb, kinda. like in and out of waves. anyways, i'm only really high, not drunk. ohohoh but i did have one shot to start things off. does that count?


hmm.


haha ok bye.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6899

oh shit. i just remembered! um. oh yeah, i'm getting all metaphysical, metatheological. i'm thinking really meta. like, i know how fucking stupid i sound right now because i'm high, but then i'm high so i don't care, and it's funny because i know i'm high that i'm thinking i'm high but i don't care but i really do. like really meta.

haha, oh i have my lab report up on an alternate tab. i think i should continue writing it. there will be lots of meta in my hydrological design report. hahaaha, like super-interpreting the results.


god i wish i could like, teleport to bf2s. and we could all meet. not because i like anyone here ... jk but because it would be SO MUCH FUCKING EASIER IF I COULD JUST TALK INSTEAD OF TYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6899

oh god this is going to be so fucking hilarious when i come back to read this tomorrow.



mods please don't ban me or delete these




[5 minutes later]
ugh stupid 60 second timer things between posts
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6718|6 6 4 oh, I forget

mtb0minime wrote:

I'm high right now . like really high haha.   . wow. it's taking me so long to rwrite these.  i keep fucking up.   and y roommate keeps asking me questions. so it takes like 50 minutes to answer him, and then 50 minutes more to write this. god my fingertips feel so numb, kinda. like in and out of waves. anyways, i'm only really high, not drunk. ohohoh but i did have one shot to start things off. does that count?


hmm.


haha ok bye.
Hmm.. In that case... Need to ask some questions to mess around with you. Something complicated. Ah, yes. What is the time difference between Egypt and Timbuktu?
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6899

I think it's like 8 hours or something. Timbuktu isn't really in Africa.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6718|6 6 4 oh, I forget

mtb0minime wrote:

I think it's like 8 hours or something. Timbuktu isn't really in Africa.
Liar liar your bathroom's on fire. It took you only 3min to answer!
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6899

Sorry but I have other places to be for 3 min. Geez. I don't have to spend every second here. There are other places to go in my current state of awesomness
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6734|Gogledd Cymru

Camn't belive I found thhis thread, anyway, haha haha hahaaha jhahgjh
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6744|so randum

The Sheriff wrote:

Camn't belive I found thhis thread, anyway, haha haha hahaaha jhahgjh
GET TO BED YOU STUPID PISSHEAD
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6752

FatherTed wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

Camn't belive I found thhis thread, anyway, haha haha hahaaha jhahgjh
GET TO BED YOU STUPID PISSHEAD
OI YOU CANNOT TELL MEMBER OF THE YEAR TO GO TO BED I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF UR EE BOLLOCKS, HE IS > YOU.  silly tedders
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6744|so randum
wwwaaaaaaaaaa waaaawwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6734|Gogledd Cymru

I wasn't drunk officer, honest. 

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