Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5403|Sydney
If you want to wake someone up who's passed out, throw a full pint of water on their face.

Mate had passed out, I was yelling and slapping his face and not a twitch. Anoter mate just threw an entire pint glass on his face, he came to in about 1/10 of a second, lol.
presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
+208|6185|Places 'n such
Fuck, might do that. I'm drunk enough for it to seem like a genius idea. Bored off my tits on my own though, no cunt that lives nearby will come round and drink with me since my other friend's failed.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
+208|6185|Places 'n such
Also, for all you twats that think "typ1nz lyk dis" makes you seem drunk, I can type like a functioning human after a metric cunt ton of booze. Man the shite up.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5403|Sydney
Yeah, I've driven the internets when I couldn't even remember getting home, and it was all legible.
presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
+208|6185|Places 'n such
I remember leaving my exam... Then being in a car home... Now I'm here.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|5192|Dundee, Scotland.
Or

presidentsheep wrote:

Might just fuck her.
?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
+208|6185|Places 'n such

Camm wrote:

Or

presidentsheep wrote:

Might just fuck her.
?
Go team rape!
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6956|St. Andrews / Oslo

hi
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6847|Little Bentcock
wazzup
presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
+208|6185|Places 'n such
God fucking damn I love Australians. Seriously, i'm soberer now and I still think they're the best people in the world.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6940

Adams_BJ wrote:

wazzup
lez drink at your place when i move m8.
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6722

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/21025/ss/spamClassic7oz.png

delete that, fucker
CC-Marley
Member
+407|7053
posting from work. i should be doing the deposit but i've been drinking. waiting for that bar slut to text me to come over. she better have showered and be cleaned up. love being a bartender sometimes. God blees whores...
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6825|132 and Bush

go get it ..
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Cash 'N Prizes
we get in what we fit in 'round here
+18|5603|Toledo, Ohio
last night i had bacardi 151, raspberry vodka, and some weird tasting apple stuff that burned. well i had a lot. apparently i had sex with a girl last night, i woke up not remembering anything. i just found out like 4 hours ago. im debating on going to the clinic...
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5260|Massachusetts, USA

Cash 'N Prizes wrote:

last night i had bacardi 151, raspberry vodka, and some weird tasting apple stuff that burned. well i had a lot. apparently i had sex with a girl last night, i woke up not remembering anything. i just found out like 4 hours ago. im debating on going to the clinic...
Jerk it, if your cum smells that means you got an STD, if it doesn't you're golden.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6722

killed a Kirin and two sakes. [√] japanese taken care of
on to what's left of my 16 yr old Glenlivet [√] scots taken care of
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5260|Massachusetts, USA

burnzz wrote:

killed a Kirin and two sakes. [√] japanese taken care of
on to what's left of my 16 yr old Glenlivet [√] scots taken care of
Funny thing, we have a bottle of 15 year old Glenlivet in our liquor cabinet right now, Delicious.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|5192|Dundee, Scotland.
I'm getting a bottle of 21 year old Isle of Jura for my 21st in June
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5260|Massachusetts, USA
Noice
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
+208|6185|Places 'n such
Just got home from a 2 day drinking bender. Going out in 2 hours. I feel awful but the alcohol isn't going to drink itself. I haven't slept in nearly 3 days.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
BRiiNDED
Member
+137|6348
Just got in from another drinking sesh. Another one tomorrow with Karaoke. Woop
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5403|Sydney
Looks like tonight will be good:

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/52172/ginrumwhiskey.jpg
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6762|Long Island, New York
Still kind of drunk. Not really though. Maybe-- Went to some crazy house party on 175th street. Fuck
Stimey
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+786|6344|Ontario | Canada

Poseidon wrote:

Still kind of drunk. Not really though. Maybe-- Went to some crazy house party on 175th street. Fuck
how crazy are university/frat parties in america
because if theyre anything like blue mountain state im doing a correspondence study
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