Funniest thing you've ever been called...

2007-03-19 08:46:26

#1

{XpLiCiTxX}: Ohh skeet skeet; +143|6461|New York

Last night a friend who was stoned called me this:

Cum guzzling sperm burping slut machine.

I was laughing so hard my chest hurt even till this morning when I woke up.

Can anyone top mine?

2007-03-19 08:51:19

#2

[1stSSF]=Nuka=: Banned; +23|6741|PDX Metro Area, OR, US, SOL

I was once called skilled...I stopped in my tracks and couldn't move for the better part of 2 minutes...during which I was killed a total of six times...

2007-03-19 08:54:02

#3

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6415

Colin.

It was hi-fucking-larious.

2007-03-19 08:55:46

#4

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|6730|Comber, Northern Ireland

cum guzzling thunder cunt

2007-03-19 08:58:42

#5

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6406|Vienna

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:
Last night a friend who was stoned called me this:

Cum guzzling sperm burping slut machine.

I was laughing so hard my chest hurt even till this morning when I woke up.

Can anyone top mine?

Holly shit thats a good name/insult. I love it.

2007-03-19 08:59:52

#6

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6470|Somewhere else

Jesus Christ.

I usually get called that at work after I tell a few of the older guys that work there a story about going down on an 80 year old woman after getting caught having sex with a cow, by a farmer and he forcing me to go down on his 80 year old wife.

2007-03-19 09:08:19

#7

Crazy-Madness: Member; +8|6475

assfked rubberpussy

2007-03-19 09:09:55

#8

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6681|Devon, England

My friends call me Period Head as of my read hair...

2007-03-19 09:11:38

#9

HURLEY: Ima Crunchatize you.; +170|6673|The Lou

david363 wrote:
cum guzzling thunder cunt

My friend was called a thunder cunt by a mental kid!1!!!!

I was laughing so hard on the bus.

2007-03-19 11:05:21

#10

[AZEG]PhxBravo: Moved to "Phxbravo" account; +10|6441|phoenix, az

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:
Last night a friend who was stoned called me this:

Cum guzzling sperm burping slut machine.

I was laughing so hard my chest hurt even till this morning when I woke up.

Can anyone top mine?

WINS!

2007-03-19 11:09:26

#11

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6700|Charlie One Alpha

Cockjuggling Thundercunt.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2007-03-19 11:10:07

#12

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6520|Global Command

I was once called Leader of the Warmongering Oil-guzzling Neocons.

Funny!

2007-03-19 11:14:22

#13

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6623|949

douchebag.

1000s of times later, it still makes me laugh.

2007-03-19 11:18:50

#14

hate&discontent: USMC 0311 SEMPER FI; +69|6379|USA, MICHIGAN

aids infected cum bubble on a hairy faggots ass

i almost lost it when i heard that

2007-03-19 11:25:17

#15

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6542|Scotland

"Sick fucker"

about 2 minutes ago when i gave my ex-girlfriends Download 2007 ticket to my best mate

Classic

2007-03-19 11:43:14

#16

Titch2349: iz me!; +358|6343|uk

"Vanilla Face" :S

Last edited by Titch2349 (2007-03-19 11:43:25)

2007-03-19 11:44:23

#17

siciliano732: Member; +202|6640|New York

meat wallet

2007-03-19 11:45:18

#18

Canadian_Sniper_X: Member; +45|6480|Kamloops, BC Canada

david363 wrote:
cum guzzling thunder cunt

that sounds familiar. Wasn't that off of blade trinity?

my mom called me 'King terd of shit island' once when she was REAL mad at me.

I started laughing so hard which caused her to get way more angry.

Last edited by Canadian_Sniper_X (2007-03-19 11:45:27)

2007-03-19 11:49:46

#19

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|6622|New Hampshire, USA

HURLEY wrote:
david363 wrote:
cum guzzling thunder cunt
My friend was called a thunder cunt by a mental kid!1!!!!

I was laughing so hard on the bus.

So... you were riding the bus and mental people were on it... how long was this bus?

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg

2007-03-19 11:55:47

#20

m4s3rchi3f: Member; +122|6285

ive been called a chink :GASP:

2007-03-19 11:57:50

#21

Panikfrost: Member; +9|6525

LOL Eagle funniest shit ever.there was one time I was called a niggerspicwapchinkfag I wasn't pissed because of what I was called I was pissed cause to this day I don't know what a wap is.

2007-03-19 12:05:10

#22

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6662|UK

Panikfrost wrote:
LOL Eagle funniest shit ever.there was one time I was called a niggerspicwapchinkfag I wasn't pissed because of what I was called I was pissed cause to this day I don't know what a wap is.

He meant wog, which is racist.

Do a search for Wog, CameronPoe has explained it.

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2007-03-19 12:05:31

#23

Canadian_Sniper_X: Member; +45|6480|Kamloops, BC Canada

Panikfrost wrote:
LOL Eagle funniest shit ever.there was one time I was called a niggerspicwapchinkfag I wasn't pissed because of what I was called I was pissed cause to this day I don't know what a wap is.

isn't wap = white asian person?

correct me if I'm wrong

2007-03-19 12:07:14

#24

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6623|949

m3thod wrote:
Panikfrost wrote:
LOL Eagle funniest shit ever.there was one time I was called a niggerspicwapchinkfag I wasn't pissed because of what I was called I was pissed cause to this day I don't know what a wap is.
He meant wog, which is racist.

Do a search for Wog, CameronPoe has explained it.

No, probably meant Wap, derogatory word for Italians.

2007-03-19 12:07:56

#25

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6662|UK

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
m3thod wrote:
Panikfrost wrote:
LOL Eagle funniest shit ever.there was one time I was called a niggerspicwapchinkfag I wasn't pissed because of what I was called I was pissed cause to this day I don't know what a wap is.
He meant wog, which is racist.

Do a search for Wog, CameronPoe has explained it.
No, probably meant Wap, derogatory word for Italians.

I thought that was wop?

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

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