i wish i had aids
Thought you already did.... Anyhow, granted. You have a strain of super-aids, and die an incredible slow painful death.Ruckel wrote:
i wish i had aids
I wish I never get aids.
You get SARS instead.
I wish we nuked Africa.
I wish we nuked Africa.
Granted, Africa is nuked... However, it required a brave/stupid volunteer to press the button directly, and it was you. You vapourise in a cloud of aids infested sand. Enjoy.
I wish Jessica Alba would lick my balls.
I wish Jessica Alba would lick my balls.
Granted. She licks your collection of baseballs and then kicks your crotch for forcing her to do that.
I wish I had a bazooka with unlimited ammunition. In real life.
I wish I had a bazooka with unlimited ammunition. In real life.
You have a horrible accident involving a dud rocket, blowing the ammo storage facility and Africa sky-high - you with it.
I wish moar people went on IRC
I wish moar people went on IRC
Granted. BF2s forums go down again and people flood in there like none other asking when the site will be back every other line.Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
I wish moar people went on IRC
I wish a bagel would appear in front of me.
HA! Beat by one second. Now edit your post Penetrator.
IRC is now populated by 21,045 people, all of them only speak in Croatian, and refuse to speak English.
Bagel appears, covered in insects spreading malaria. you get quite ill.
I wish I could leave work early.
Bagel appears, covered in insects spreading malaria. you get quite ill.
I wish I could leave work early.
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Maniac: It's a toxic bagel.
Penetrator: Granted. The moment you exit the building, you get run over by your own car which hobos are trying to carjack.
I wish for a McLaren SLR Mercedes.
Penetrator: Granted. The moment you exit the building, you get run over by your own car which hobos are trying to carjack.
I wish for a McLaren SLR Mercedes.
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Granted, making YOU the hobo that robbed my car and run me over. I kill you with the soggy end of your own severed limbs.
I wish I didn't have to keep editting my sodding posts.
I wish I didn't have to keep editting my sodding posts.
The "EDIT" button disappears, but you still make stupid nooby mistakes.
I wish I didn't just follow through in the shower.
I wish I didn't just follow through in the shower.
Granted, but when you got out of the shower you meet a future version of yourself who lets you know that since you did that you caused the world to become extinct. Your future self was sent back in time to give you another happy ending.Funky_Finny wrote:
The "EDIT" button disappears, but you still make stupid nooby mistakes.
I wish I didn't just follow through in the shower.
I wish the Asian chick we just hired would like me.
She likes you so much but doesn't think you like her so she moves away and you never see her again.Harmor wrote:
I wish the Asian chick we just hired would like me.
I wish I had a time machine.
wish granted and you use it to transport you into the past but malfunctions and puts you in a nazi concentration camp.mtb0minime wrote:
She likes you so much but doesn't think you like her so she moves away and you never see her again.Harmor wrote:
I wish the Asian chick we just hired would like me.
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish i didnt choose to go to summer school so i could relax all summer.
Granted, you relax all summer, but become super-mega-fat due to your lazy-ness, now nothing on earth can physically move you
I wish i was buff
I wish i was buff
granted, but now you get hit on by all the gay guys at the gym
i wish to be able to drink and not get too drunk to drive
i wish to be able to drink and not get too drunk to drive
granted but now you can never get drunk enough to get laid, and a forced to live out your miserable life sober.
I wish that Jesus Christ was my drinking buddy
I wish that Jesus Christ was my drinking buddy
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Granted, but he always outdrinks you and laughs at you and makes you do stupid things when you're drunk and then draws on your face with godly marker that won't wash off for years.SGT.Mays wrote:
I wish that Jesus Christ was my drinking buddy
I wish I wasn't such a big procrastinator on everything in my life.
Granted, but you finish everything so quickly that when all is done, you will die of complete boredommtb0minime wrote:
I wish I wasn't such a big procrastinator on everything in my life.
I wish i was making more that minimum wage in my part time job.
you get a raise for 10 more cents and hour! which pisses you off so bad that you rip your managers throat out and you get the chair.
i wish i wasnt so kick ass
i wish i wasnt so kick ass
You are now so not-kick-ass, that everyone, including babies, can now kick your ass. You are ass kicked a minimum of 70 times a day.
I wish that I've completed my Legal Studies homework.
I wish that I've completed my Legal Studies homework.
Granted. As you're walking out of your room after you finish, you are instantly killed by a falling tree, which would never have happened if you were still doing your Legal Studies homework.
I wish people I liked liked me.
...this is going to turn into something involving gay men, isn't it.
I wish people I liked liked me.
...this is going to turn into something involving gay men, isn't it.
everyone likes you, but it's TOO much praise for you to handle and you go bat shit crazy and have a psychotic episode in your life and end up in the looney bin.
I wish my friends were smarter.
I wish my friends were smarter.
Granted...but now they don't hang out with you because your not as smart as them.
I wish I could smell Jessica Biels sweaty underwear.
I wish I could smell Jessica Biels sweaty underwear.
Granted: But Jessica Beiel is menstruating, and forgot any form of stopping it, therefore you have to smell her blurtflaps covered in blood, and bits of womb
I wish I didn't work in McDonalds
I wish I didn't work in McDonalds
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