The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-03-06 06:42:18

#251

AndrewKF: Member; +3|6686

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Granted, but your computer CTD every time you open it.

I wish I had an army that sworn loyalty only to me, and has dominated the world.

Granted, and to that you get a most trusted General Brutus to stand just behind you.

I wish i could have just some peace.

2007-03-06 07:20:11

#252

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7034

Granted, but then there was too much peace and you have nothing. Then you drowned yourself in a toilet.

I wish I had some choco pie right now.

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2007-03-06 08:35:32

#253

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6781|cuntshitlake

You will get choco pie served by the hairiest gay you have ever seen

I wish I would have more money

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2007-03-06 08:39:14

#254

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7009|Devon, England

Granted, here's a penny (Or a 5 cents for you Europian).

Wish I had my Milli here with me right now...

2007-03-06 11:50:17

#255

A12345: Member; +77|6788

FFLink13 wrote:
Granted, here's a penny (Or a 5 cents for you Europian).

Wish I had my Milli here with me right now...

granted, her corpse is flown over for a last viewing-ouch

i wish i understood algebra better, but not at the cost of losing any other knowledge, or getting life threatening paper cuts from the books, or becoming obsessed with it to the point where it consumes my life.

2007-03-06 13:23:38

#256

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6720|dm_maidenhead

you understand algebra. But you lose your voice before you finish your wish, and die of papercuts.

I wish I had more wishes

2007-03-06 13:26:55

#257

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6971

Because you said that the genie takes away all your wishes.

Truly yawntastic peter.

I wish that I understood every aspect of my mind

2007-03-06 13:29:32

#258

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7009|Devon, England

You locate the secret "Self Destruct" part of your mind and bend over to kiss your ass goodbye.

I wish... oh screw it, I have no wishes anymore...

2007-03-06 13:37:51

#259

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6720|dm_maidenhead

you have no wishes, so die of oral sex from very old men.

SargeV1.4 wrote:
Truly yawntastic peter.

lol, i ran out of wishes . just didn't want to be as boring as him ^
I wish I could complete the impossible quiz (http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 1#p1258491)

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2007-03-06 15:52:03

#260

MURcarnage: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!; +86|6975|San Francisco, CA

petermassingale wrote:
you have no wishes, so die of oral sex from very old men.
SargeV1.4 wrote:
Truly yawntastic peter.
lol, i ran out of wishes . just didn't want to be as boring as him ^
I wish I could complete the impossible quiz (http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 1#p1258491)

You complete the quiz and after celebrating for five seconds, you realize that you really have too much time on your hands and decide to go into hibernation.

I wish I could live in Hawaii.

2007-03-06 16:24:18

#261

SmilingBuddha: You laughin' at me, bitch?; +44|6967|Hong Kong

You live in Hawaii...1569 years ago.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

2007-03-07 02:20:32

#262

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6723|NSW, Australia

you dont because you have rabies

i wish i was rich, with AU currency

2007-03-07 02:24:57

#263

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6640|Orrstrayleea

You become rich in AU currency but you fall into a space-time-continuam and end upin the future where the money is useless

I wish for a cardboard box

2007-03-07 05:26:29

#264

David.P: Banned; +649|6592

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
I wish for a cardboard box

Granted! But Solid Snake needs the box and kills you so he can hide in it.

I wish for an MI-35 Hind so i can go postal on everyone who ever wronged me.

2007-03-07 05:30:40

#265

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7034

David.Podedworny wrote:
Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
I wish for a cardboard box
Granted! But Solid Snake needs the box and kills you so he can hide in it.

I wish for an MI-35 Hind so i can go postal on everyone who ever wronged me.

Granted but you crashed since you do not know the piloting skill, and no one cared for your death.

I wish I had some pony pie.

2007-03-07 07:26:53

#266

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6886|Mountains of NC

Granted a pie made from ponies (wtf is pony pie)

I wish to take control of playboy ent.

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2007-03-07 09:01:45

#267

David.P: Banned; +649|6592

Granted! You are turned into hugh hefner but die later from a heart attack when having sex with 20 girls at once.

I wish for a battlefield 2 sequel called battlefield 3

2007-03-07 13:01:47

#268

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6640|Orrstrayleea

You get your sequel, but seeing as EA made it is full of bugs and actually launches an uplink to the alqaida network, at which point the army storms your house and kills you

I wish for some more hand lotion and tissues

2007-03-07 13:22:45

#269

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6720|dm_maidenhead

you get hand lotion and tissues, but have to use it to jack off a dead old guy.

I wish I was fluent in javascript.

2007-03-07 15:51:08

#270

<SharpShot>: chronic gamer; +17|6637|Canadia

petermassingale wrote:
you get hand lotion and tissues, but have to use it to jack off a dead old guy.

I wish I was fluent in javascript.

you are fluent in Java script but are never alowed to own a computer

i wish i was president of the US

2007-03-07 16:09:20

#271

The#1Spot: Member; +105|6857|byah

you do but you were assassinated minutes later

i wish i had the ability to learn at an extreme rate

2007-03-07 16:25:48

#272

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6786

The#1Spot wrote:
you do but you were assassinated minutes later

i wish i had the ability to learn at an extreme rate

Granted. But you forget stuff at an extreme rate aswell.

I wish for karma.

2007-03-07 16:54:25

#273

David.P: Banned; +649|6592

Granted! But you dont return it and lose it all.

I wish to be what i want to be(Not gay,dumb,disease infected etc etc)

2007-03-07 16:57:28

#274

HURLEY: Ima Crunchatize you.; +170|7000|The Lou

David.Podedworny wrote:
Granted! But you dont return it and lose it all.

I wish to be what i want to be(Not gay,dumb,disease infected etc etc)

Granted, but it turns out you really dont want to be it, get depressed and kill yourself.

I wish my cup wasnt riding my dick right now.

2007-03-07 18:13:46

#275

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6786

Granted, a drunken fat 50 year old with AIDS is now.

I wish I was a pokemon master

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cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

SargeV1.4 wrote:

petermassingale wrote:

SargeV1.4 wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

petermassingale wrote:

The#1Spot wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

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