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Last night the most embarrassing thing happened to me ever! Well let’s just say that I’m sure it has happened to quite a few of you before. Okay here it goes. Me and a couple of my friends were getting ready to go on our regular pub crawling adventure but before that, decided to get wasted at my place before we go out, so that we don’t spend alot of money. Anyway getting absolutely smashed we decide to call a cab (you know the responsible thing to do if you know your going to get ****ed up). Well we get to the first pub and see a couple of girls that are real friendly looking. Already smashed and having the balls to make the first move I decide to approach the girls. Every thing works out pretty cool, they decide to go pub crawling with us. Anyway to cut a long story short its about 2 in the morning, and we decide to go home one of the girls offer to give me a lift (BOOYA!!! Score!). We get to my place and I offer her a cup of coffee, struggling to make it everything starts going blurry now I know I’m ****ed...time to make a move quick. I take her into my room and start kissing we get undressed and to my surprise Jimmy doesn’t want to eat the cake, he’s stone cold dead and me being really drunk I pass out. Only to wake up TODAY with lipstick all over my face and body with words like "limp ****", "short ****", and "man are you gay" and that’s some of the nice things she said. Anyway feel a little emotionally scarred about the whole ordeal and just thought I would share it with some of you...this is the first time something like this happened to me ever and hopefully the last.