Was commenting a guys B Class Sniper movie when I suddenly got an idea, and after that followed a terrible brainstorm filled with B-Movie material!!!!
Here is the plot:
The name would be "Hamster From Hell"."
But the whole movie has nothing to do with hamsters. It`s about a guy from Texas named Kent Grezzor who witnessed
his parents getting gang probed by aliens and gets a terrible trauma from it... His younger years are nothing but hell.
He looks like a total geek an this makes him a target for bullying.
He gets bullied in school but somehow every one who picks on him dies in a horrible way by getting vaporized or badly burned in ways the local police can´t explain.
An elder officer Gary Tuckerman,
old war veteran who has fought in all the wars there ever was + many, many more.
He gets bad flashbacks now and then from the great penguin wars in 2104 when the mutated penguins from the Finnish Valio Ice Cream factory escaped and conquered Russia within the next 13 1/2 hours.
He was in the SyLon Strike Force team who was retrieving the launch codes for the Russian nukes but something terrible happened. The mission was a success but on the way home back to USA in a Nuke Bomber they had stolen he lost a poker game and got so pissed of that he hit his fist in the launch panel by mistake an deployed the whole load over UK... The UK has been in quarantine since that day and it is all his fault...
He had to resign and started to hunt criminals instead though he spend the most of his time in strip clubs...
When he heard about these strange cases he stopped drinking, gambling and the use of drugs.
This was the meaning of his life, he thought but all the times he fails in lack of evidence...
Many years went by, and...
When the boy turns 18 he finds out that the aliens had gang probed his mother before he was born and that it was his "father" who had been taking care of the bullies in school and all the other guys in the police force and FBI...
The boy gets so pissed of that he builds his own metal hamster outfit and starts killing people like bugs...
Luckily, Gary Tuckerman had made his own costume just in case if something like this would happen.
There is a big bout and just when Gary Tuckerman is about to blow away Kent something amazing happens!!!
Slade Craven, Kent´s evil sidekick drives through a window with a huge motor cycle, looks at Gary, and replies: "Let`s do the hustle"
He looks very tired, cause he has had a very long day.
Everything started in the morning when Slade woke up.. He was drinking coffee and admiring his new leather n´chains Nazi under wears when a huge squad of Lenzukai Ninjas (the worst sort with pierced balls) came through the windows, down the chimney and through the walls. Slade keeps drinking coffee until all the dust is gone and he could finally see the ninjas.
"Oh no, not again" he says..
"You have something that belongs to our master" the leader replies.
What he has stolen from them is a long story so we are not getting in to this.
He launches his catapult kitchen chair through the roof and flees on a bike away from them.
There is a helluva chase that ends up in half of New York burning and Slade has not even reloaded his Ion Uzi´s once but all the Ninjas are dead.
He gets a call from his pal Undercover Brother that Kent is in trouble...
"Be right there" he says and activates the NOS system on his bike (naturally)
After that, very rough heavy metal music is being played as background music while Slade and Gary fights...
Gary stabs Slade, and just before he is about to finish him Slade replies:
"For Manson!!!"
He makes a fast move, and ignites Gary`s jet pack so that he goes through the roof like a rocket, through the atmosphere and right up in the mother ship where the gangprobers are!!!!!!
After that Slade and Kent travels in the shuttle the aliens came down to earth with to Pyrotam, the home planet of the gang bangers...
This is the first part.....
Man, wouldn´t you guys watch this movie during a VERY boring Sunday afternoon????
P.S. I´m home alone with the baby here and I have absolutely nothing to do..hence this thread...
Here is the plot:
The name would be "Hamster From Hell"."
But the whole movie has nothing to do with hamsters. It`s about a guy from Texas named Kent Grezzor who witnessed
his parents getting gang probed by aliens and gets a terrible trauma from it... His younger years are nothing but hell.
He looks like a total geek an this makes him a target for bullying.
He gets bullied in school but somehow every one who picks on him dies in a horrible way by getting vaporized or badly burned in ways the local police can´t explain.
An elder officer Gary Tuckerman,
old war veteran who has fought in all the wars there ever was + many, many more.
He gets bad flashbacks now and then from the great penguin wars in 2104 when the mutated penguins from the Finnish Valio Ice Cream factory escaped and conquered Russia within the next 13 1/2 hours.
He was in the SyLon Strike Force team who was retrieving the launch codes for the Russian nukes but something terrible happened. The mission was a success but on the way home back to USA in a Nuke Bomber they had stolen he lost a poker game and got so pissed of that he hit his fist in the launch panel by mistake an deployed the whole load over UK... The UK has been in quarantine since that day and it is all his fault...
He had to resign and started to hunt criminals instead though he spend the most of his time in strip clubs...
When he heard about these strange cases he stopped drinking, gambling and the use of drugs.
This was the meaning of his life, he thought but all the times he fails in lack of evidence...
Many years went by, and...
When the boy turns 18 he finds out that the aliens had gang probed his mother before he was born and that it was his "father" who had been taking care of the bullies in school and all the other guys in the police force and FBI...
The boy gets so pissed of that he builds his own metal hamster outfit and starts killing people like bugs...
Luckily, Gary Tuckerman had made his own costume just in case if something like this would happen.
There is a big bout and just when Gary Tuckerman is about to blow away Kent something amazing happens!!!
Slade Craven, Kent´s evil sidekick drives through a window with a huge motor cycle, looks at Gary, and replies: "Let`s do the hustle"
He looks very tired, cause he has had a very long day.
Everything started in the morning when Slade woke up.. He was drinking coffee and admiring his new leather n´chains Nazi under wears when a huge squad of Lenzukai Ninjas (the worst sort with pierced balls) came through the windows, down the chimney and through the walls. Slade keeps drinking coffee until all the dust is gone and he could finally see the ninjas.
"Oh no, not again" he says..
"You have something that belongs to our master" the leader replies.
What he has stolen from them is a long story so we are not getting in to this.
He launches his catapult kitchen chair through the roof and flees on a bike away from them.
There is a helluva chase that ends up in half of New York burning and Slade has not even reloaded his Ion Uzi´s once but all the Ninjas are dead.
He gets a call from his pal Undercover Brother that Kent is in trouble...
"Be right there" he says and activates the NOS system on his bike (naturally)
After that, very rough heavy metal music is being played as background music while Slade and Gary fights...
Gary stabs Slade, and just before he is about to finish him Slade replies:
"For Manson!!!"
He makes a fast move, and ignites Gary`s jet pack so that he goes through the roof like a rocket, through the atmosphere and right up in the mother ship where the gangprobers are!!!!!!
After that Slade and Kent travels in the shuttle the aliens came down to earth with to Pyrotam, the home planet of the gang bangers...
This is the first part.....
Man, wouldn´t you guys watch this movie during a VERY boring Sunday afternoon????
P.S. I´m home alone with the baby here and I have absolutely nothing to do..hence this thread...
Last edited by Ubersturmbannfuhrer (2007-02-10 02:36:32)
