Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6642
I'm about to own her so hard. This is why: About a week ago, I was walking around with my best friend. He's sort of a pothead and my family hates the idea of me even hanging out with "those kinds of people". I have no problem with it. I always have some spray to take out the smell. Anyway, we're walking and my sister drove by and saw us. She looked right at me and stopped. I went over and she dropped the window and said "What the fuck are you doing!? You know dad hates smokers, does he even know you're out!? You're dead when you get home." I stood there thinking "shit."

She told my dad. Now I'm not allowed to go out the house for a good 3 weeks and I'm no longer allowed to go over my friend's house. Man, she can be a bitch sometimes. Well, last night, while my parents were out at a dinner party, she brought her boyfriend over. She thought I was asleep (it was around 12 AM), but she was dead wrong. They started making out, and after a few minutes it started to get crazy. So I got my audio recorder while they were getting busy, and, well, the rest is history:

http://media.putfile.com/Sisters-sounds

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2007-01-26 10:37:23)

..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|6646
I was always under the impression that you went to uni??
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6645

I love you.
Chief_(OwNaGe)
Member
+46|6440
LMAO. Pollux you never fail to get a laugh out of me, +1.
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6557|Southampton, UK

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

I was always under the impression that you went to uni??
It's another story - Not a life account.
Most of Pollux's Storiess are Stories.
And god for him - he has never once said (of which they have been stories) "It's true honest".
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|6762|UK
Back to his good old attention whoring days. Guess his ADHD pills ran out. Poor Bolux.
Mr.Casual
p-n*|3eergogglz
+136|6505|Minnesota eh
WOW, they are amazing in bed. You all should listen!
Darkhelmet
cereal killer
+233|6747|the middle of nowhere
I must admit, that one was great.
gell1981
Member
+8|6375
not working?!?!?
SoC./Omega
Member
+122|6537|Omaha, Nebraska!
rofl i heard the theme song for fresh prince of bel air
exactamente

Last edited by SoC./Omega (2007-01-24 13:36:35)

kiteboarderni
Member
+62|6676
no shit
topal63
. . .
+533|6714

SoC./Omega wrote:

rofl i heard the theme song for fresh prince of bel air
exactamente
NO rofl here, crap(!) I wanted to hear teenage sex sounds - what an a-hole for getting my hopes up!
PluggedValve
Member
+17|6336

SoC./Omega wrote:

rofl i heard the theme song for fresh prince of bel air
exactamente
me 2
SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6407|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
Thats a nice rythm they got there Pollux.

Keep the stories coming.

PS. I wonder how many ppl you're gonna sucker into thinking what you want them to.
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6542
Your sister sounds like Will Smith.
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
Frotz
Member
+15|6526|Sweden
I lol'd.

You've recommended for an award: Storytelling Excellence Badge Gold
Good job, soldier!
(+1)
Obiwan
Go Cards !!
+196|6691|The Ville

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

Your sister sounds like Will Smith.
lol
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|6646

Knightnifer wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

I was always under the impression that you went to uni??
It's another story - Not a life account.
Most of Pollux's Storiess are Stories.
And god for him - he has never once said (of which they have been stories) "It's true honest".
You have a very low detection of sarcasm.
XanKrieger
iLurk
+60|6654|South West England
rofl very nice Fancy :p gotta love a good story here and there
too_money2007
Member
+145|6304|Keller, Tx

Chief_(OwNaGe) wrote:

LMAO. Pollux you never fail to get a laugh out of me, +1.
Pollux is lame.
autopilot
banned
+115|6344

That's hot!
Master*
Banned
+416|6491|United States
ScarletPimpFromHell
... this one goes to 11.
+12|6385|Sydney, Australia
Well I was expecting a screamer ...
jamie_v1.1
Member
+35|6499|Leeds, UK
lol nice one pollux
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|6648
what the fuck man.
https://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sh/type/2/acebigmack.png

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