BF2s AU Chat!

2009-05-12 06:20:21

#28801

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6927|Little Bentcock

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
~FuzZz~ wrote:
HA, what would china know about sex? They only have small Asian penors
Show me your genitals, watch it

I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right bitch, now take off your thong

2009-05-12 06:24:07

#28802

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|5988|SQUID

Ein dugal kar fra garden dro
Han fulgte furuas sus
Opp gjennom åsen gråstein han bar
Staut hans gange var

Svøpt i morgengry
Under ein helnorsk himmel
Hans føtter traurig vandres hen
Mot sitt mål opp på høyden

Ein værbitt hand griper sverdet fatt
Og kløyver den blånende skalle
Hans kjeft den vrir seg i ulmende hat
Ufrender kommer at falle

Så stod han der på utkikkstopp
Hans øyne ei dei kviler
For han søkte reint eit syn
Men det ble ein grusom pine

Der blant norges skog og mark
Var fienden og fæl
Hans grimme sinn skulle vise dem
At norsønn han har nok at tæl

Ein værbitt hand griper sverdet fatt
Og kløyver den blånende skalle
Hans kjeft den vrir seg i ulmende hat
Ufrender kommer at falle

Norsønn tapte noregsgard
For ein «ansikt i» hær
Stolt han var dan han kom igjen
For å kløyve denne sitt sverd

thats what I sing in the shower

2009-05-12 06:27:14

#28803

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6457|what

2009-05-12 07:27:17

#28804

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6744|Brisbane, Australia

Adams_BJ wrote:
TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
~FuzZz~ wrote:
HA, what would china know about sex? They only have small Asian penors
Show me your genitals, watch it
I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right bitch, now take off your thong

This man. He knows.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2009-05-12 18:21:53

#28805

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6823|Adelaide, South Australia

Almost 11 hours without a post?

FOR SHAME.

2009-05-12 20:41:43

#28806

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6927|Little Bentcock

shut up fgt. now take off your thong.

2009-05-12 20:46:39

#28807

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6457|what

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/rac_goshawk/frame48533282.jpg

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/rac_goshawk/frame15013459.jpg

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/rac_goshawk/frame259065016.jpg

2009-05-12 20:49:59

#28808

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6823|Adelaide, South Australia

Adams_BJ wrote:
shut up fgt. now take off your thong.

https://images22.fotki.com/v838/photos/1/157654/857695/AussieThong-vi.jpg

2009-05-12 22:24:59

#28809

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|5988|SQUID

2009-05-12 22:32:39

#28810

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6626|Orrstrayleea

gay

2009-05-12 22:33:46

#28811

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6457|what

^ that's half bi-sexual

2009-05-12 23:10:10

#28812

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|5988|SQUID

by and by ur both gay o dam snap crakle n pop bitches

2009-05-13 01:46:17

#28813

eskimo_sammyjoe: Did someone say tea?; +112|6539|S.A. Australia

I feel like rice bubbles

Serious Flex

2009-05-13 02:01:58

#28814

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6626|Orrstrayleea

They were easily the tastiest cereal

2009-05-13 02:03:00

#28815

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6457|what

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2009-05-13 02:04:08

#28816

thraSK: Best ___ in Aus; +57|6286

awsm fox mate you should like learn nordic or w/e language that it ay

would be hell useful and u could probably pull viking chicks, which are like the best kind

2009-05-13 02:05:44