No he is REAL, DONT do it, all this anxiety and feeling suicidal is because you dont believe in God, drop that thinking and move on with God in your life then you can be very happy.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
FAKE!!! STILL DONT DO IT!!! All the anxiety you have built up is mainly from your faint belief in god, drop that and you will feel a great weight off your chest, youll realize that you can just forget about everything else and move on to live the rest of your life. Then you can be happy.blademaster wrote:
GOD is real dont do it you'll just end up in hellDezerteagal5 wrote:
Naw man god is fake dont do it!!!!!!!! You'll just end up in an endless black grave!!!! Dont do it!!!
Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man, but sooner or later, the man who wins is the one who thinks he can.
-Bruce Lee
Think about it.
-Bruce Lee
Think about it.
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Hahaha this guy's just being sarcasticblademaster wrote:
No he is REAL, DONT do it, all this anxiety and feeling suicidal is because you dont believe in God, drop that thinking and move on with God in your life then you can be very happy.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
FAKE!!! STILL DONT DO IT!!! All the anxiety you have built up is mainly from your faint belief in god, drop that and you will feel a great weight off your chest, youll realize that you can just forget about everything else and move on to live the rest of your life. Then you can be happy.blademaster wrote:
GOD is real dont do it you'll just end up in hell
All god does is make you wonder "What if he's fake and im wasting lots of brain power worshipping him"
Once you can admit there is no god, you can free yourself from the flock of sheep know as creationists.
15 more years! 15 more years!
north,south hemisphereDonFck wrote:
Define "Other side of the world".. ..Wait, I'm on the other side.. or am I? Maybe you are..<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
maybe he is moving to the other side of the world....
I'm not going to comment/assume much on what Hyper might or might not do. If it's something serious, I sincerely hope everything gets sorted out. If he's yanking our chains (Ref: the "elmo/terror-incident"), well.. that's a whole other story.
he probably made a vague post on purpose and is laughing at all of you as i type this.
Yeah probsKrappyappy wrote:
he probably made a vague post on purpose and is laughing at all of you as i type this.
15 more years! 15 more years!
i wonder how he plans on doing it. be creative! dont just do the normal shoot yourself in the head, car turned on in the garage, or sleeping pill routine. do something original!
I suggest drowning. Quickest and least painful yet at the same time probably the scariest. A gunshot to the head will make for a closed casket funeral and that will make mommy very, very sad. I don't suggest poisoning yourself as.......well, if you've never seen a body which has been poisoned after a few days in the morgue, it ain't pretty, that'll be a closed casket as well due to the green skin and rapid bloating and post mortim "farting", that won't go over to well with your friends at the funeral.
As far as "bleeding out", it may be hours, possibly days, before someone finds you. Ever seen what big pools of blood do after a few hours in open air at room temperature? It turns yellow and coagulates, after a while longer it becomes gooey and starts sticking to things like semen sticks to a catch rag after you rub one out. If it stays on your skin or hair long enough it will stain, which wouldn't look good at all for the autopsy photographer that will be taking pictures of your guts as the physician removes them from your body, weighs and measures them and then "disposes of them".
You could always try driving your car off a cliff or into a lake. Be sure to drink a bit before hand. That way your poor mother and father, brother and sisters, friends and relatives won't have to know that you were a total pussy that would rather cop out of his problems by killing himself than dealing with them like a man. Besides, it's much better becoming a statistic in something that isn't popular like "drunk driving", rather than a statistic for something that is ridiculed and looked down upon like suicide. Either way, you can kill yourself and everyone except mommy and daddy will forget about it in a year or two, or you could face your problems and actually live to tell a tale and possibly do some good in the world.
But it's your call. I'm apathetic either way.
As far as "bleeding out", it may be hours, possibly days, before someone finds you. Ever seen what big pools of blood do after a few hours in open air at room temperature? It turns yellow and coagulates, after a while longer it becomes gooey and starts sticking to things like semen sticks to a catch rag after you rub one out. If it stays on your skin or hair long enough it will stain, which wouldn't look good at all for the autopsy photographer that will be taking pictures of your guts as the physician removes them from your body, weighs and measures them and then "disposes of them".
You could always try driving your car off a cliff or into a lake. Be sure to drink a bit before hand. That way your poor mother and father, brother and sisters, friends and relatives won't have to know that you were a total pussy that would rather cop out of his problems by killing himself than dealing with them like a man. Besides, it's much better becoming a statistic in something that isn't popular like "drunk driving", rather than a statistic for something that is ridiculed and looked down upon like suicide. Either way, you can kill yourself and everyone except mommy and daddy will forget about it in a year or two, or you could face your problems and actually live to tell a tale and possibly do some good in the world.
But it's your call. I'm apathetic either way.
You fucken retardKamikaze17 wrote:
i wonder how he plans on doing it. be creative! dont just do the normal shoot yourself in the head, car turned on in the garage, or sleeping pill routine. do something original!
It seems like everyone is jumping to conclussions.it will come to light soon enough
But as a older kat who has held a gun to my head with trembling hands I can say with authority that it would be very unwise to kill yourself.
You simply never know what life is going to bring you. It goes in cycles, good and bad, and each cycles gives way to the next.
Unless you end it.
Indeed, QFT.LT.Victim wrote:
Arg..
I Hate when people Publicly announce that they are going to kill themselves..
If you truly wanted to do it, you would have done it already.
This isn't something you can take lightly.. You can only make this decision once..
Sure, your life might be in the shitter now, but that doesn't mean it will be forever..
Whenever I am reading a post and thinking to myself "Why do these pre pubetic adolescents all go through the same 'Im going to end it all' statements to make a grab for attention or whatever other reason" you always manage to pop your head in and say it like it really is...Cougar wrote:
I suggest drowning. Quickest and least painful yet at the same time probably the scariest. A gunshot to the head will make for a closed casket funeral and that will make mommy very, very sad. I don't suggest poisoning yourself as.......well, if you've never seen a body which has been poisoned after a few days in the morgue, it ain't pretty, that'll be a closed casket as well due to the green skin and rapid bloating and post mortim "farting", that won't go over to well with your friends at the funeral.
As far as "bleeding out", it may be hours, possibly days, before someone finds you. Ever seen what big pools of blood do after a few hours in open air at room temperature? It turns yellow and coagulates, after a while longer it becomes gooey and starts sticking to things like semen sticks to a catch rag after you rub one out. If it stays on your skin or hair long enough it will stain, which wouldn't look good at all for the autopsy photographer that will be taking pictures of your guts as the physician removes them from your body, weighs and measures them and then "disposes of them".
You could always try driving your car off a cliff or into a lake. Be sure to drink a bit before hand. That way your poor mother and father, brother and sisters, friends and relatives won't have to know that you were a total pussy that would rather cop out of his problems by killing himself than dealing with them like a man. Besides, it's much better becoming a statistic in something that isn't popular like "drunk driving", rather than a statistic for something that is ridiculed and looked down upon like suicide. Either way, you can kill yourself and everyone except mommy and daddy will forget about it in a year or two, or you could face your problems and actually live to tell a tale and possibly do some good in the world.
But it's your call. I'm apathetic either way.
Thanks coug. +1
To the original poster, if what you are planning is what everyone has assumed you are planning then all I ask is think about the people you leave behind. Your mom never liked cleaning up your mess after you so please try and be tidy.
Maybe he has some sort of illness? I wouldn't just straight off assume it's suicide... All of you and your non-English-ness'...
But if it is, "Don't do it" It's not worth it, no matter what it is.
But if it is, "Don't do it" It's not worth it, no matter what it is.
weak sauce
What a cunt.. fancy posting something like this the sad gimp..
hey idiots, i know hyper IRL and he recently found out he has terminal cancer so you should all go sit down and suck your own cocks because thats all your good at anyways.
Let him kill himself. It's natural selection.
If we let people commit suicide, there'll be less people who want to commit suicide.
If we let people commit suicide, there'll be less people who want to commit suicide.
my condolences.
i have lost many people in my life from all kinds of cancers.
tell your friend to stay strong.
he will be in my prayers.
i have lost many people in my life from all kinds of cancers.
tell your friend to stay strong.
he will be in my prayers.
My father was fighting cancer and it sucks to see what he endured everyday. GOD BLESS and be strong.
Let's ban him. So if his suicide attempt fails, and he comes to log back in all "lol, fail" he'll see he's banned and do it successfully.
edit: typo, mfka.
edit: typo, mfka.
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don't do it man! please think of all the people you will hurt! don't leave us
Maybe it would help if your friend told us what the trouble was instead of leaving it to the imagination of all these people ikillyou9090?!?!
its really sad if he has cancer,lots of good people have died from that,but it doesn't help him or us that u call us assholes or tel us to suck our dicks...
just an observation...
its really sad if he has cancer,lots of good people have died from that,but it doesn't help him or us that u call us assholes or tel us to suck our dicks...
just an observation...
I knew it wasn't suicide! I said it could be an illness, but noo, loads of people automatically jumped to the conclusion of suicide.ikillyou9090 wrote:
hey idiots, i know hyper IRL and he recently found out he has terminal cancer so you should all go sit down and suck your own cocks because thats all your good at anyways.
But this actually has really depressed me... I didn't really know this guy at all, but I still feel quite bad for him...
BF2s will always love him, and he will live on and be a part of BF2s forever!
Wow, that's hard to take, poor fella.