yes, its so obvious!
Poll
Should Europe join the United States?
| Yes | 23% | 23% - 97 | ||||
| No | 76% | 76% - 308 | ||||
| Total: 405 | ||||||
Im a miami fan so that would be fine with meFancy_Pollux wrote:
I can't wait to see the Miami Dolphins play in England and Ireland.Mushroomcar wrote:
Well i think that us maybe would join eu?
Think if we worked togheter.
I would vote join china, good food and the women are hot. But US Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
That's why Europeans bother me, they have no sense of humor.LostFate wrote:
thats why i hate Americans such cocky bastards!Marinejuana wrote:
but why would we want to annex europe anyway? isnt europe just another random third world country somewhere?
didnt we save them in world war 2 or something? europe is the one by vietnam, right?
an no mate you didn't save us from anything you didn't fight in world war 2 so stfu
Chill out cupcake
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
chill out, im only teasing.LostFate wrote:
thats why i hate Americans such cocky bastards!
an no mate you didn't save us from anything you didn't fight in world war 2 so stfu
fancy is basically doing a "borat" here. he plays the role of some sterotypical foreigner (the arrogant american) so that everyone who holds the sterotype of americans being arrogant takes it seriously and looks like an ass (lostfate).
im actually glad sarcasm doesnt work over the internet.
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Just what this forum needs, more joke threads.
never happen
Over my dead body we'll let those tea-toddling, mint-munchers join this country!
go ahead, join China.. we prefer to pet our dogs.SMELLYMONKEY wrote:
I would vote join china, good food and the women are hot. But US Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
you know what, go fuck yourself. you didnt even need to state you are from america, i could tell that just by your ignorance. remember vietnam america?! couldnt beat them? lost a fight what? i hate big headed yanks like you, go eat a burger or shoot someone. europe, third world? pfft, try some parts of america.Marinejuana wrote:
but why would we want to annex europe anyway? isnt europe just another random third world country somewhere?
didnt we save them in world war 2 or something? europe is the one by vietnam, right?
Massive culture shock to you americans - THERES A WORLD BEYOND YOUR BORDERS!
Europe is way better than the US, sorry. After spending alot of time in both places I can honestly say Europe is nicer on many levels.
Lol, no of course not, ever heard of the European union?
Besides, who would be the leader etc, etc...
Poly is a devil
Besides, who would be the leader etc, etc...
Poly is a devil
Which experts are these?Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Most experts agree that over the next few years, most European countries will have been annexed by the United States.
The EU is already the strongest and wealthiest trading block ever to exist. From an economic perspective the US would be better off joining the EU.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
The main reason most European countries have already agreed to their statehood within the United States is due to the obvious economic benefits.
The clsoest you would ever, ever get to Europe joining the US would be some sort of European and North Atlantic Union (ENAU), which would be very different from the US, more like an extension of the EU. That could work, based around trading agreements and easier immigration between member states.
To make a post like this you most know very little about European politics and how much all the constituent nations are always very reluctant to give up any sense of nationality whatsoever. Europe will NEVER (except possibly due to some very specific events in a large scale war) join the US.
Europe may join the US, the US might join the EU. But the most probable solution is making a new governmeant based on both cultures, civilization, and ways of life.
But thats what we did..lol .[TFT]Hostage wrote:
Europe may join the US, the US might join the EU. But the most probable solution is making a new governmeant based on both cultures, civilization, and ways of life.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Just a couple of questions... Once we join the US....
- Do we have to get all the fast food outlets as well?
- Can we legalize marijuana? Or do the Netherlands have to roll back their legislation? (Since it's forbidden on a federal level in the US?)
- Can we still drive small economic cars?
- Do we have to give up all our holidays?
- Do we all have to get a gun (or several)?
- Can we impeach the president??? Or try at least....
- Will you build a bridge over the Atlantic Ocean?
I'll probably come up with a few more questions...
Oh yea... FOX all the way....
Cheers
- Do we have to get all the fast food outlets as well?
- Can we legalize marijuana? Or do the Netherlands have to roll back their legislation? (Since it's forbidden on a federal level in the US?)
- Can we still drive small economic cars?
- Do we have to give up all our holidays?
- Do we all have to get a gun (or several)?
- Can we impeach the president??? Or try at least....
- Will you build a bridge over the Atlantic Ocean?
I'll probably come up with a few more questions...
Oh yea... FOX all the way....
Cheers
What is that? Putting "u"s in some words and not in others? We're doomed![TFT]Hostage wrote:
Europe may join the US, the US might join the EU. But the most probable solution is making a new governmeant based on both cultures, civilization, and ways of life.
Both cultures? There are more than two. A lot more than two. More like 30.[TFT]Hostage wrote:
Europe may join the US, the US might join the EU. But the most probable solution is making a new governmeant based on both cultures, civilization, and ways of life.
I'd sooner have Israel join the United States than those ingrates in Europe. I can't believe the thanklessness of our task of saving their hides in WWII and in this current war on terror. God bless America.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Most experts agree that over the next few years, most European countries will have been annexed by the United States. The main reason most European countries have already agreed to their statehood within the United States is due to the obvious economic benefits. However, when this happens, do you think European culture will begin to lose its uniqueness as it is absorbed into the US melting pot? Although this is inevitable, I will still ask for your opinion anyway. Do you think this should happen, and why or why not?
I brought beer, this should be interestingk30dxedle wrote:
OooooooOOOOOOhh.
/puts popcorn in microwave
Oh god here we go.. take cover.CyrusTheVirus wrote:
I'd sooner have Israel join the United States than those ingrates in Europe. I can't believe the thanklessness of our task of saving their hides in WWII and in this current war on terror. God bless America.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
There's another good point. If you think anyone in Europe will put up with a drinking age of 21, you're all nuts. I don't think the French would even understand the concept.RustyNails wrote:
I brought beer, this should be interestingk30dxedle wrote:
OooooooOOOOOOhh.
/puts popcorn in microwave
This thread has enough dumb quotes to see this forum til Easter! Wow there people who voted "yes", my faith in humanity is dying faster than my faith in Tony Blair.
I'm ready!!Kmarion wrote:
Oh god here we go.. take cover.CyrusTheVirus wrote:
I'd sooner have Israel join the United States than those ingrates in Europe. I can't believe the thanklessness of our task of saving their hides in WWII and in this current war on terror. God bless America.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
No, cause i hear Europeans don't take showers everyday
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