you laugh at guys who died in the army because there only corprals
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1# you shout from your car window NOOB wen you get cut up... should be saying WAN*ER, CUN*, so on
2# you SHOUT at your boss "NEED NEW ORDERS"
3# your GF says go to the shops, but you wont as there is no PURPLE line to follow
4# your car breaksdown so you phone for a supply crate!! OR look in the boot for the repair wrench
5# you shout at your SAT-NAV for not giving you UAV
6# you see the train leaving the platform and shout "NEED A PICK UP!!" then throw ya lunch box at it shouting " THROWING FRAG" then shout " YOU FUCKING NOOB TWAT"
7# when your car gets nicked, but you dont care you just wait till the next one spawns
8# your trying to get somewer, and see a guy jump out of his car, you sneak up nick the car and get to your destination.
many more but cant think,,,,
1# you shout from your car window NOOB wen you get cut up... should be saying WAN*ER, CUN*, so on
2# you SHOUT at your boss "NEED NEW ORDERS"
3# your GF says go to the shops, but you wont as there is no PURPLE line to follow
4# your car breaksdown so you phone for a supply crate!! OR look in the boot for the repair wrench
5# you shout at your SAT-NAV for not giving you UAV
6# you see the train leaving the platform and shout "NEED A PICK UP!!" then throw ya lunch box at it shouting " THROWING FRAG" then shout " YOU FUCKING NOOB TWAT"
7# when your car gets nicked, but you dont care you just wait till the next one spawns
8# your trying to get somewer, and see a guy jump out of his car, you sneak up nick the car and get to your destination.
many more but cant think,,,,
Last edited by Rubix-Cubes (2006-12-04 15:07:18)
I actually know a guy who did this. He bragged about it on my now-defunct forums. I wish I had the actual picture, I might be able to track it down somewhere. His name was Chris Freiburg. He did it in exchange for a handful of EA titles.a_fraudulent_miracle wrote:
6)You get a tatoo of EA's logo on your body.
Not kidding, in the least. Saw it with my own eyes.
when you are in the top 1000.....NO LIFE!!!!!!
lol i actually scram frag out when i trow thing, sometimes lol
rofl!!!THE-GHOST1553 wrote:
when you are sitting in a traffic jam and yelling F**KING LAG
Not as much as a overdose BF2142, but a overdose of GTA.
I went to a friends house, but had to walk a bit before i would be at his house.
When i was standing at the trafficlight a van pulled up.
My reflex was to grab the guy at the steeringwheel pull him out and use his van to drive the last bit to my friends house. I was actually moving toward the van before i snapped out of it.
It took a few seconds before i realised what i was doing. It seriously scared the shit out of me.
I stopped playing GTA for a while and cut down on my gameplay alltogether.
I went to a friends house, but had to walk a bit before i would be at his house.
When i was standing at the trafficlight a van pulled up.
My reflex was to grab the guy at the steeringwheel pull him out and use his van to drive the last bit to my friends house. I was actually moving toward the van before i snapped out of it.
It took a few seconds before i realised what i was doing. It seriously scared the shit out of me.
I stopped playing GTA for a while and cut down on my gameplay alltogether.
When you see a group of people in the hallway, you think easy nade kills
1) you see someone walking quite a distance away so you go to spot him because your guns out of range.
2) you see a bush in the distance and because of your crappy GFX you spot it to see if its a person or a bush.
3) you walk outside with your friend, and the sun is shining just over the peak of a hill, into the trees, going through the leaves, the horizon is a mellow orange and a calming breeze gently pushes the autumn leaves along the ground for your friend to say "These graphics are shit"
number 3 actually happened to me and i used to do number 1 and 2 in the peak of my Bf2 career
2) you see a bush in the distance and because of your crappy GFX you spot it to see if its a person or a bush.
3) you walk outside with your friend, and the sun is shining just over the peak of a hill, into the trees, going through the leaves, the horizon is a mellow orange and a calming breeze gently pushes the autumn leaves along the ground for your friend to say "These graphics are shit"
number 3 actually happened to me and i used to do number 1 and 2 in the peak of my Bf2 career
When you jihad someone on your bike with firecrackers...
Not that i've done that or anything.
Not that i've done that or anything.
Dude, sometimes i hear the BJ-2Combat knife outside my house when im sleeping....0.o
-... you blame the server every time you pass out in school
-... you see someone get a better grade in your test, and call him a hacker
-... you prone-dive immediately when you get mugged, surprised to find you got shot
-... you join the army to "pwn sum n00bs"
-... you try flying a helicopter - only to crash mere seconds later
-... you see someone get a better grade in your test, and call him a hacker
-... you prone-dive immediately when you get mugged, surprised to find you got shot
-... you join the army to "pwn sum n00bs"
-... you try flying a helicopter - only to crash mere seconds later
you yell "frag out" when your chucking a crap on the luu
What if we actually do throw grenades down long hall ways and yell frag out or my favorite, "Incoming Pineapple" ??? Then again, it is a college joke we got a box of 12 fake grenades and I had the brilliant idea of scaring the crap out of my friends (they told me I played to much Battlefield after they got out from behind their "cover" I of course had to agree).
~When you're running late for work, you get mad at yourself for not picking a closer spawn point.
~When you see an unfamiliar flag, you wonder why it isn't coming down when you walk up to the flag pole.
~You have the urge to yell 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 (now Space-bar Space-bar... etc) when jumping off a wall. (my friend said that as a joke about a week ago).
~When you see birds flying off you immediately think to either A) Throw a grenade there B) Spot the area C) Wait for the enemy to come out D) Take pictures. If you selected D you haven't played enough BF.
Now for some real life shit that does happen when you play too much BF.
- You dream about battles when you sleep, sometime mixing with your real life. As in dreaming about a huge shoot out that breaks out at school or work, and you of course are the only one who knows how to win.
- When walking through an area (doesn't matter) you start picking out good hiding places and what direction the enemy might come from. What you would do etc. [this happens to me but because I studied warfare for a very long time... but it doesn't make it any less sad].
- If 2142 did happen or some global war breaks out in your backyard, you have a plan.
~When you're running late for work, you get mad at yourself for not picking a closer spawn point.
~When you see an unfamiliar flag, you wonder why it isn't coming down when you walk up to the flag pole.
~You have the urge to yell 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 (now Space-bar Space-bar... etc) when jumping off a wall. (my friend said that as a joke about a week ago).
~When you see birds flying off you immediately think to either A) Throw a grenade there B) Spot the area C) Wait for the enemy to come out D) Take pictures. If you selected D you haven't played enough BF.
Now for some real life shit that does happen when you play too much BF.
- You dream about battles when you sleep, sometime mixing with your real life. As in dreaming about a huge shoot out that breaks out at school or work, and you of course are the only one who knows how to win.
- When walking through an area (doesn't matter) you start picking out good hiding places and what direction the enemy might come from. What you would do etc. [this happens to me but because I studied warfare for a very long time... but it doesn't make it any less sad].
- If 2142 did happen or some global war breaks out in your backyard, you have a plan.
You wake up in the morning and you find u made a apm out of your pillow at the bottom of ur bed
Ok, maybe i have played a bit too much Battlefield....Stags wrote:
What if we actually do throw grenades down long hall ways and yell frag out or my favorite, "Incoming Pineapple" ??? Then again, it is a college joke we got a box of 12 fake grenades and I had the brilliant idea of scaring the crap out of my friends (they told me I played to much Battlefield after they got out from behind their "cover" I of course had to agree).
~When you're running late for work, you get mad at yourself for not picking a closer spawn point.
~When you see an unfamiliar flag, you wonder why it isn't coming down when you walk up to the flag pole.
~You have the urge to yell 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 (now Space-bar Space-bar... etc) when jumping off a wall. (my friend said that as a joke about a week ago).
~When you see birds flying off you immediately think to either A) Throw a grenade there B) Spot the area C) Wait for the enemy to come out D) Take pictures. If you selected D you haven't played enough BF.
Now for some real life shit that does happen when you play too much BF.
- You dream about battles when you sleep, sometime mixing with your real life. As in dreaming about a huge shoot out that breaks out at school or work, and you of course are the only one who knows how to win.
- When walking through an area (doesn't matter) you start picking out good hiding places and what direction the enemy might come from. What you would do etc. [this happens to me but because I studied warfare for a very long time... but it doesn't make it any less sad].
- If 2142 did happen or some global war breaks out in your backyard, you have a plan.
When you see a car driving by and you yell "Enemy Transports Spotted!"
1- When you see your friend at school, you hold up some homemade paper dogtags with his name on them.
2- When it starts raining you yell "TAKE COVER ORBITAL STRIKE!"
3- When you look for your IT-33 everytime your boss is coming down the hall to yell at you.
4- When you yell "n00b!" EVERYTIME someone makes a mistake.
5- When you acidentally start typing English essays in 1337 speak.
2- When it starts raining you yell "TAKE COVER ORBITAL STRIKE!"
3- When you look for your IT-33 everytime your boss is coming down the hall to yell at you.
4- When you yell "n00b!" EVERYTIME someone makes a mistake.
5- When you acidentally start typing English essays in 1337 speak.
I rounded a corner at school today and I honest to god thought that it was an APM.
I've got another one:
~You know you've played too much 2142 when you think that BF:2 claymores won't go off if you are crouching or prone.
I've got another one:
~You know you've played too much 2142 when you think that BF:2 claymores won't go off if you are crouching or prone.
sadly I do do that. But only at living corprals.Shaguart wrote:
you laugh at guys who died in the army because there only corprals
when you are creating topics or posting in "You Know You have played to much Battlefield When......" threads about 2142.... wait thats me too
Freak...BushViper wrote:
When you are a 4 star general.
I wanna be a freak...PspRpg-7 wrote:
Freak...BushViper wrote:
When you are a 4 star general.
Can I borrow a 1/4 of your freakishness?
-you wonder why you can't have a machine gun on top of your ford focus
-you run around shouting 'HAR HAR I'M INVISIBLE" before being arrested and ASBO'ed
-you begin to think you should have a battlewalker, so you spend weeks in the garage constructing one, only to be crushed by a leg of coke cans.
-you start to do product placement in your own posts.
...oh wait...s**t...
-you run around shouting 'HAR HAR I'M INVISIBLE" before being arrested and ASBO'ed
-you begin to think you should have a battlewalker, so you spend weeks in the garage constructing one, only to be crushed by a leg of coke cans.
-you start to do product placement in your own posts.
...oh wait...s**t...
- You're golfing and you take a golf club and hold it like a rifle, then go prone next to the flag.
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