You Know You have played to much Battlefield When.......

2006-12-04 10:10:33

#1

Mikew22: Member; +2|6640|NC

Too Much 2142 Thread!
You all knew it was coming eventually...

You know you've played too much Battlefield (2 or 2142) when:

1. You get a resupply point for feeding your cat.

2. You DEMAND a field upgrade after hitting a home run in baseball.

3. You destroy every computer terminal at school in an effort to "bring down the titan"...

4. When you go to a military friend's funeral and look at his medals and think, "Damn... he only got the two time played medals?"

5. When you keep trying to disconnect from your class because your getting zero score-per-minute.

6. When you get kicked out a teamspeak for yelling "PWNED!" over it after knifing the owner of the teampseak.

7. When you see someone who is bleeding and you throw a med box at thier head.

You guys have fun and continue the list for me

2006-12-04 10:23:12

#2

dead_rac00n: Member; +12|6483|DTC

- You try to run people over with your car to get a transport badge.
- You ram the bus to get rid of the n00b driver that is stuck in your way.
- You throw a nade before entering the kitchen.
- You take cover each time a plane flies by.

2006-12-04 10:27:56

#3

BushViper: macro dolphin flipper / fast loading tank whore; +65|6676

When you are a 4 star general.

Last edited by BushViper (2006-12-04 10:28:13)

2006-12-04 10:39:24

#4

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6523|...

- You think you hear spawn beacons outside your window.
- You wear an Accipiter hat.

Last edited by jsnipy (2006-12-04 10:40:43)

2006-12-04 10:40:41

#5

sfarrar33: Halogenoalkane; +57|6619|InGerLand

-you wonder why shift doesn't seem to make your car go faster

2006-12-04 10:43:24

#6

a_fraudulent_miracle: Member; +7|6716|MoVal, Southern California

heh, i remember a thread like this in the BF2 section, but it doesn't hurt to bring it up again for 2142

hmmm...

You know you've been playing too much 2142 when:

1) you say "right-o" when conversing with friends

2)your apologies to someone somehow include, "do0d sorry don't punish k?"

3)you fear walking through narrow corridors in fear that there are a few sentry guns at the end of it.

4)You stab 7 people in the local supermaket and wonder why you haven't receive the collector's pin thereafter.

5)You know all the russian radio calls and try to impress the ladies with them.

6)You get a tatoo of EA's logo on your body.

7)you ponder what special ability unlock you're going to get next (waking up on time, premature ejaculation deterrent, increased attention span).

8)Your cell phone call gets dropped and you blame EA's master server for the disconnect.

9)You call big vehicles "APCs" and smaller vehicles "FAVs"

10)You refer to policemen as the ROE team.

11)You threaten people by saying, "i'm getting your dogtags next..."

2006-12-04 10:43:55

#7

adam1503: Member; +85|6389|Manchester, UK

-You start bunnyhopping when you see someone coming towards you...

2006-12-04 10:45:14

#8

Stags: Member; +26|6657

~You wake up in the morning and wonder where your crosshairs went.
~At class you feel you need to revive everyone because you see they drop their packs.
~At football games, you have the urge to point up and yell, "Up there Enemy Titan you can't miss it."
~You wonder why when you jump down from something you don't take damage (personal problem with BF, seriously a 5 foot drop doesn't cause 12 damage).
~When going around a corner, on a staircase, through a door or climbing a ladder you always crouch and check for claymores/APMs

There are so much more...

2006-12-04 10:51:10

#9

ncc6206: =BIG= BAD AND UGLY; +36|6480

_ When you fall off your barstool and yell "Mediic!!!"
_ You buy a scope for your daisy bb gun and practice sniping the neighbors dog.
_ You make your own pins out of playdough and tempra paints.
_ You program your DVR to watch "Clash of the Titans" only to be severly disappointed.
_ You can't find the PAC or EU on the map.
_ You think Star Wars stole the idea for enemy walkers from 2142.
_ You start collecting dog tags.... from real dogs.

and the list goes on

2006-12-04 10:54:53

#10

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6566|Area 51

When you start checkin each corner by carefully stickin you head around it to check whether there aint an APM on the other side...

2006-12-04 10:55:15

#11

siciliano732: Member; +202|6650|New York

- You can actually think of things.

2006-12-04 10:56:09

#12

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6566|Area 51

RDMC(2) wrote:
When you start checkin each corner by carefully stickin you head around it to check whether there aint an APM on the other side...
Mmm..somebody else allready took it, ahwell...

2006-12-04 10:56:47

#13

MuseSeeker: 2142 Soldier: Behenaut; +110|6776|EUR

- You die because of lack of nutrition.
- Your parents tell you to get off.

2006-12-04 10:59:33

#14

MDFSpacePhantom: It is I; +146|6384|San Jose CA.

When you burn out 3 DVD-ROM drives with the BF2142 disk.

2006-12-04 11:00:43

#15

siciliano732: Member; +202|6650|New York

MDFSpacePhantom wrote:
When you burn out 3 DVD-ROM drives with the BF2142 disk.

thats just sad.

2006-12-04 11:01:59

#16

MDFSpacePhantom: It is I; +146|6384|San Jose CA.

siciliano732 wrote:
MDFSpacePhantom wrote:
When you burn out 3 DVD-ROM drives with the BF2142 disk.
thats just sad.

Yes it is, Good thing I haven't done that. lol

2006-12-04 11:03:53

#17

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6772|PNW

Since when does 2142 deserve to be the holder of the new 'Battlefield' assumption? Should be 'you know you've played too much BF2142 when...'

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-12-04 11:04:19)

2006-12-04 11:08:55

#18

siciliano732: Member; +202|6650|New York

MDFSpacePhantom wrote:
siciliano732 wrote:
MDFSpacePhantom wrote:
When you burn out 3 DVD-ROM drives with the BF2142 disk.
thats just sad.
Yes it is, Good thing I haven't done that. lol

alright good, just checking....because holy crap....2142 is new and if you have played that much time already....then there needs to be a rehab center strictly for you.

2006-12-04 11:33:00

#19

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6464|cuntshitlake

- when you collect your brothers dogtags with a kitchen knife.
- when you think a plastic revolver is the P33 Pistol.

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2006-12-04 11:45:11

#20

THE-GHOST1553: Member; +2|6436|somewhere around europe

when you are sitting in a traffic jam and yelling F**KING LAG

2006-12-04 11:47:05

#21

Kanil: "Aff, Star Colonel!"; +37|6762|Internet!

Mikew22 wrote:
1. You get a resupply point for feeding your cat.

I wish. I'd have my vet resupply badge by now.

Must be the stat servers.

2006-12-04 13:17:13

#22

Zukabazuka: Member; +23|6686

"Requesting new orders" While you have nothing to do

2006-12-04 13:26:01

#23

Magius5.0: Member; +106|6382|UMass Amherst

Okay, I think I got a couple new ones.

--You decided stealing Enemy Battlewalkers was too easy, and you managed to steal a titan from the enemy.
--You try to twist your glasses and then scream 'wtf my 4x zoom isn't working!'
--You look in horror at a soccer game, and shout 'don't get close to the motion mine!' Riots ensue.
--You start talking with a British accent...even though you're NOT British.
--Every time school ends, You rush out screaming 'it's gonna blow!' then say in a puzzled tone after you exit, 'dude, where's my Tumbler Pin?'
--Every day you wake up, and realize that it's the same map...over and over again. 24/7 Life.

2006-12-04 13:35:25

#24

r'Eeee: That's how I roll, BITCH!; +311|6449

dead_rac00n wrote:
- You try to run people over with your car to get a transport badge.
- You ram the bus to get rid of the n00b driver that is stuck in your way.
- You throw a nade before entering the kitchen.
- You take cover each time a plane flies by.

rofl nice one +1 for u

2006-12-04 14:25:20

#25

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6469

you hit cats thinking you'll get a wheeled hazard pin

you stab a guy and are shocked when you don't see his dohtag hovering in your face

you throw stuff down long hallways yelling "frag out"

you only get in your car after making sure no motion mines are near

you turn aroud and attack whatever is behind you. Can't ever let anyone get your dogtag.

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