Expert Explosives FFW!!

2006-11-27 06:20:59

#1

Jenkinsbball: Banned; +149|6815|USA bitches!

Yeah, I don't have proof because I was laughing way too hard when it happened, but my tale of getting Expert Explosives:

All happened on 11/23, right before I moved out (no internet access at home right now) and I had been wanting it for a while. I joined up a server running 64 player maps w/ 32 players. Jalalalalalalalallabbbaabababaad came up and I quickly switched over to the US and c4'd my buggy. Off I went in search of my targets and within a few seconds "Enemy tank spotted" is heard ringing in my ears. I dispatched him with ease, only to learn FF was OFF!!

AHAHHAhaAahhahahaha!!!

The following 20 minutes of gameplay, and numerous kick votes against me, made me smile beyond belief. When I got vet, I was going crazy. I figured I couldn't get 10 more kill due to the enemies tickets being at 80-ish. But, I thought, "What the hell" and went for it.

There were 3 tickets left and we were about to win. I thought I needed 2 more kills, so I c4'd my buggy and took off after a tank raping our UCB. He darted back to the first spawn point and I nailed him.

The golden medal that flashed upon my screen made me cream my pants. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't contain myself. Then I shat myself, a considerable amount, before the next round started. I quit and went to clean myself off.

Ah.... share your stories. I want to know how you fucked up all the noobs to get your Expert awards.

2006-11-27 06:25:09

#2

Gamematt: Stocking ur medpacks; +135|6929|Groningen, The Netherlands

I think im gonna try getting my expert on a 64 player pistol knife, put down the c4 and wait for the whole other team to stand on it.....boem 32 kills in one go --> expert explosive ordinance

gues thats not going to happen, but i could try XD

2006-11-27 06:29:06

#3

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6786|Adelaide, South Australia

Songhua Stalemate is the best knifing map. true, it's full of Tanks, APC's and snipers, but you have to remember one thing:

its full of snipers.

that, and i'm the sneak.

SNEAKY BOX OF SNEAKYNESS, AWAY!

https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/Nachtefuchs/RoflBox.jpg

2006-11-27 11:09:06

#4

CTD-CaptainBuck: BLEEDING BLUE; +71|7035|Tenn

yea i barely got mine, i ended up with like 68 kills in the end. but got my vet exp with just clays(2 c-4 kills), and was like holy crap. im not sure how many i had to get for exp. but i started throwin c4 and jihading around, found a guy that was idle at a flag, got him 5 times, then right at the end, desperate for a kill i managed to get rammed by an atv(round the corner). RIGHT as it happened, the drumroll goes off and the round ends.

all i can say is thank god, cuz that badge always pissed me off

2006-11-27 11:12:29

#5

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6775|Bournemouth, South England

Got mine last night on Warlord... ended up with 50+ kills in one round, and last kill of the game got me the Expert Bombs & Bangs Badge!

https://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3411/screen010pw2.png

2006-11-27 11:15:01

#6

killer21: Because f*ck you that's why.; +400|6858|Reisterstown, MD

Warlord + jihad = my expert explosive yadda yadda yadda.

https://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5587/expertexplosiveordinancij5.png

2006-11-27 11:19:44

#7

AchKillEs-LOD-: Member; +1|6955

CTD-CaptainBuck wrote:
yea i barely got mine, i ended up with like 68 kills in the end. but got my vet exp with just clays(2 c-4 kills), and was like holy crap. im not sure how many i had to get for exp. but i started throwin c4 and jihading around, found a guy that was idle at a flag, got him 5 times, then right at the end, desperate for a kill i managed to get rammed by an atv(round the corner). RIGHT as it happened, the drumroll goes off and the round ends.

all i can say is thank god, cuz that badge always pissed me off

he dude.can you pls tell me the name of the song and who performed it.i mean the one in your io styles video (diesel power or something) thx

2006-11-27 11:31:16

#8

dynom|te: Member; +1|6998|Chicago

I got my expert explosives Saturday night, had a buddy I lanned with follow me as support on a 32 man karkand infantry only map, just placed claymores at the choke points of a map where I knew they'd go every now and then. It's been the hardest badge for me to get, but it really went smoothly that time, I got it with the other team having sixty tickets left.

Now I gotta get the expert air defense, and the rest of the vet/experts are all time-based. We'll see how that goes

2006-11-28 01:29:49

#9

Nikola Bathory: Karkand T-90 0wnage; +163|7053|Bulgaria

I don't like jihad cars....
I'll try to get this one with claymores...

>>>BF3 Central<<<

2006-11-28 04:05:52

#10

Spiers.ckz: Member; +10|6795

Claymore whoring for the win.

Infantry only on Mass Destruction. Must have gotten about 40 claymore kills. and about 20 more with my trusty sniper rifle.

Just place the claymores on flags and dont care about the people that whine about it. Why wouldnt you place them on flags... its the best place. Whats next? "dont shoot me in the face, the times 2 damage is too much".

2007-04-23 15:20:12

#11

FragdaddyXL: Member; +9|6568

Jenkinsbball wrote:
Yeah, I don't have proof because I was laughing way too hard when it happened, but my tale of getting Expert Explosives:

All happened on 11/23, right before I moved out (no internet access at home right now)

Wait, how did you post this with no internet?

2007-04-23 15:25:38

#12

klassekock: Proud Born Loser; +68|6853|Sweden

FragdaddyXL wrote:
Jenkinsbball wrote:
Yeah, I don't have proof because I was laughing way too hard when it happened, but my tale of getting Expert Explosives:

All happened on 11/23, right before I moved out (no internet access at home right now)
Wait, how did you post this with no internet?

HA HA ! Jeezuz take a look at the date of the post and then think about it. Don't you think he has gotten a functional connection by now?

2007-04-23 15:29:13

#13

Tjasso: the "Commander"; +102|6790|the Netherlands

nice 1

2007-04-23 15:29:49

#14

Spidery_Yoda: Member; +399|6537

Man i must've been pissing so many people off in the game where i got my Expert Explosives. It was Inf Only Mashtuur and i just went on a suicide claymore spree the entire round. Ran up to the enemies flag and placed claymores at the exits and then hid somewhere or went in pistol blazing.

Was great fun. Managed to get the badge just before the end.

But my defense for doing it (and i know how annoying it can be) is that EA put that badge in there, and the requirements are ridiculously high for playing normally so i went for it.

2007-04-24 05:54:20

#15

too_money2007: Member; +145|6575|Keller, Tx

Even more so, that account of mine was banned. They let me back on here, because the ban wasn't fair. So, anyways, I check bf2s from work.

BF2S Forums Expert Explosives FFW!!

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