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I tried to be a nice guy, or at least stop making threads about how absolutely fucking retarded some of the members here are, but I can no longer contain it. It's been at least 4 months since I have released hatred onto the forums, so this thread will have a 4x concentrated dose of "I HATE YOU". As of recently, I have seriously been praying to God to give me the power to slit a few people's throats over the internet because in my personal opinion, you no longer deserve a place on this Earth. Here are a few examples of people who seriously need to shut the fuck up.
The "Mod Bashing is cool" assholes.
Power Mad Mods
The thread starter and all the people who think like him need to shut the fuck up. This isn't your website, your forum, your stats page, you don't pay the bills or fix the server when it's broke. You know what you do? You come here and bitch about how all the people who do the above stated things, run the site. Shut the fuck up. You use this site for free, this isn't Burger King, you don't get it your way, shut up. If you have a problem with the mods here, go to totalbf2.com and deal with the ass fucking faggots at that site and be sure to say hello to the BF2ROE nazi's while your there. You are all lucky I am not a mod because I would have gotten fed up with the lack of IQ from most of you a LONG time ago and banned the entire site.
As a matter of fact, now that I think of it, I've done some pretty fucked up shit in my days here on this forum and I am still here. So that leads me to the conclusion that if you get banned, you must have really, really fucked up. If your thread got closed....it's because it fucking sucked or was going to be a retard magnet, so stop fucking posting.
The "My 3 friends left, so BF2s is dying" assholes.
BFS2 is dying
These oatmeal brained asstards have been saying the same shit for the past year. Guess what, it's not. I mean not that you even care, you can't even get the fucking name of a four character site correct, you dumbass. If you seriously think the site is dying, by all means, please follow suit of all the other rats abandoning the sinking ship and drown, preferably in a homeless man's piss.
Ohh and I almost forgot, shut the fuck up about it.
The "I'm a big fat blubbering pussy" assholes.
They made fun of me and now my self esteem is ruined
[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH.......son, you most, out of aaallllllll the people on the site, need to SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP!! Being a little crybaby bitch about a few random personalities on the goddamned internet is fucking pathetic. But thats not enough, you have to break this unwritten rule and afterwards break a written rule by making a thread about your last thread that was closed and how we are all uncivilized shitheads. You and everyone like you....are fucking ree-ree's. Shutdafuckup. I don't know how many threads I've seen about people crying because someone on the internet made them feel "bad" or "that they had been abused". I bet daddy and mommy never spanked you people, because you obviously do not understand the concept of learning from your mistakes through pain, even if it comes in text form on a fucking BF2 website.
Everyone else, especially if you have children, please beat them when they fuck up. It will do them good in the future, I promise.
The "I'm Leaving" Assholes
You know who you are, and why I'm typing this. Shut the fuck up. One person does it and suddenly we have 14 threads a day from people saying "I'm leaving, please give me a ticker tape parade and the key to the city on my way out." No. Just go. If anyone cares, they will notice your gone and call you or IM you or something. Otherwise just go away and die, but don't forget to shut the fuck up while the door is popping your ass on the way out.
The "I can't think of anything to make a thread over but I must, so I make a thread over the dumbest thing imaginable" assholes
If you really want to make a thread, at least try to find something.......I don't know.....un-retarded. If you make a thread about "Which finger do you use to pick your nose with", or "What's your favorite vowel" you need to shut the fuck up, swallow a rifle barrel and paint and abstract picture on the wall behind you.
That's really all I have to say about that one. Just kill yourself. Suicide, please.
Me
Actually, no. But if you think so, feel free to die in a car crash or better yet in a pyroclastic flow holding your newborn child. Maybe in a few hundred years your charred body can be a tourist attraction.
Fuck most of you,
Love Cougar" - Cougar
LOL!