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-Whiteroom- wrote:

Pic of shifty not catching football, or hobbits pic, or any pic of him.

Pic of Mila.

Who is gonna be the one doing the turning down.

Both of us apparently. Even what you consider as 'desperate' people have standards.

Mutantbear wrote:

is that a joke

i dont get it

Yes.  Yes, it was a joke.

See, it relies on subtle acknowledgement of Shifty's lack of experience with women, a slight nod to his religious propensity, and a deadpan delivery of a potentially shocking description.

The setup is in painting a vivid picture of extremely raunchy, whore-like behavior that the average reader can imagine (as contrasted with Shifty's experiences).

In addition, there is a slight nod to this textual description being in a thread dedicated to faptastic women.

The delivery is in the contrast between the imagined whore-like behavior as descriped in my writing, contrasted with a completely non-whore-like demeanor exhibited by one Mila Kunis, thereby giving the lie to Shifty's assertation.






The last line was a quote from A Softer World, that just happened to wander through my mind as I typed the text above it, and was, as such, purely gratuitous.
Apologies if it detracted or distracted.

Oh, and the above was intended humorously also.

Now, as there have been more than enough pixels spilled in text upon this thread...
MOAR BEWBS, STAT!!

                                           

yeah she needs more eye makeup

Sh1fty, one day you'll learn that dirtyness >>>>>>> pretty

Also, this is not enough eye-makeup.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2012-02-26 01:19:07)

mhm

A 0/10 from Sh1fty though? Thats like an asian rating cars.

Also

OMGz Shifty doesn't like a girl that he should! Let's make fun of religion!

I think Mila is hot... But other "Super hot I would eat a mile of her shit just lick her asshole' women don't do it for me... Megan Fox is a perfect example of that. Not hot to me. I don't get the obsessions. That first scene of her bent over the smoking car engine was insanely hot, but she never looked that good again... Especially once she opened her mouth.

This (Kat Dennings):


and This (Lizzy Caplan):


are two different bodies styles, and still both super hot...

And Speaking of Lizzy Caplan... Remember how everyone raved about how hot Lindsey Lohan was? I never liked her either... She seemed like she would be a total druggie bitch... And once it came out that she was a total druggie bitch, all those obsessed people didn't like her anymore either... But I guess would still bang her, cause, you might be too religious for DX if you don't, and you might be too dumb for Uncle "Stifler" Ruckus if you don't realize that "Pussy is pussy."

Less talking, more pics?
Kat Dennings? What happened to her face? 5/10

Adriana <3

Last edited by LittleBitchy (2012-02-26 12:38:11)

-Sh1fty- wrote:

LittleBitchy wrote:

Mila <3

Her face just yells I'M A FREAKING WHORE LOOK AT ME


I've never liked her

I hate to do this, but...

> be a fucking retard
> stop posting

pick one.

I posted that picture here?

I'm saying that I don't remember posting that here, so you must have gotten it somewhere else. My memory could be failing me now though and I may have posted it here.