Shaving My... Special Area! :(

2006-11-05 23:17:31

#1

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6936|Melbourne, Australia

Ok fellaz b4 i start im only 16... after a few convos with the boys at school about shaving your pubic region i went home an decided id try it seeing as it was gettin a lil jungle like down there

and apparently it makes ya member look bigger (which i think is true)

anyways i was in the shower an im just like o wait the hell an i just started going at them with the scissors... anyways there sort of short now but its realy realy itchy around the area did i make a bad mistake

and what is the proper method to trimming the hedges

(i would post pics but im only 16 and i dont want yal gettin arrested)

2006-11-05 23:19:22

#2

Lasdferret: Member; +16|6700

I.M.I Militant wrote:
anyways i was in the shower an im just like o wait the hell an i just started going at them with the scissors.

Dayummmm. Thats pretty far out there, try an actual shaver dude.

2006-11-05 23:21:06

#3

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6936|Melbourne, Australia

Lasdferret wrote:
I.M.I Militant wrote:
anyways i was in the shower an im just like o wait the hell an i just started going at them with the scissors.
Dayummmm. Thats pretty far out there, try an actual shaver dude.

aw we talkin like a hand held razor with the disposible heads an such or those electric 1s with teh 3 circle pad things.. iv got both i dient want to use my electric 1 because it looks like it could get jamed an that would be very awckward walkin around school

IS THAT A PUBIC HAIR JAMED ELECTRIC RAZOR IN UR PANTS or are u just happy to see me

2006-11-05 23:23:18

#4

Lasdferret: Member; +16|6700

I.M.I Militant wrote:
Lasdferret wrote:
I.M.I Militant wrote:
anyways i was in the shower an im just like o wait the hell an i just started going at them with the scissors.
Dayummmm. Thats pretty far out there, try an actual shaver dude.
aw we talkin like a hand held razor with the disposible heads an such or those electric 1s with teh 3 circle pad things.. iv got both i dient want to use my electric 1 because it looks like it could get jamed an that would be very awckward walkin around school

IS THAT A PUBIC HAIR JAMED ELECTRIC RAZOR IN UR PANTS or are u just happy to see me

Just a dosposible razor, none of the electric crap (I'd rather not know what would happen if you used that).

2006-11-05 23:23:31

#5

millhous: Member; +39|6854|OREEGONE, USA

You could get them removed with a laser. I think you have to sign an accidental amputation waiver in case of.....well....you know.

2006-11-05 23:23:44

#6

SilentscoutIX: BF2s US Server Admin; +91|6604|Vancouver, BC, Canada

My god lol, start with scissors then use a razor (any kind it wouldn't matter). Thats what i would do, that being said I have never done it.

2006-11-05 23:24:56

#7

Lasdferret: Member; +16|6700

millhous wrote:
You could get them removed with a laser. I think you have to sign an accidental amputation waiver in case of.....well....you know.

Thats bloody expensive you know?

2006-11-05 23:25:52

#8

millhous: Member; +39|6854|OREEGONE, USA

Lasdferret wrote:
millhous wrote:
You could get them removed with a laser. I think you have to sign an accidental amputation waiver in case of.....well....you know.
Thats bloody expensive you know?

Sure, but i'm sure it wouldn't itch like crazy.

2006-11-05 23:27:00

#9

Lasdferret: Member; +16|6700

millhous wrote:
Lasdferret wrote:
millhous wrote:
You could get them removed with a laser. I think you have to sign an accidental amputation waiver in case of.....well....you know.
Thats bloody expensive you know?
Sure, but i'm sure it wouldn't itch like crazy.

Lol, true. Only problem with shaving down there.

2006-11-05 23:27:23

#10

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6936|Melbourne, Australia

millhous wrote:
Lasdferret wrote:
millhous wrote:
You could get them removed with a laser. I think you have to sign an accidental amputation waiver in case of.....well....you know.
Thats bloody expensive you know?
Sure, but i'm sure it wouldn't itch like crazy.

well im not gonna risk havin my member burnt to a crisp...

(though they would need pretty good aim.. unless the nurse is naked and extremly hot) =]

2006-11-05 23:30:20

#11

liquix: Member; +51|6670|Peoples Republic of Portland

Put some nads on ur nads

2006-11-05 23:31:50

#12

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6933

Soap.

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2006-11-05 23:32:01

#13

Lasdferret: Member; +16|6700

liquix wrote:
Put some nads on ur nads

You mean nair, right? RIGHT?

2006-11-05 23:33:09

#14

millhous: Member; +39|6854|OREEGONE, USA

Try using Nair. Although i've heard it'll still itch, it wont involve using anything with moving parts or sharp edges.

Last edited by millhous (2006-11-05 23:33:59)

2006-11-05 23:35:40

#15

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|6938|Sydney, Australia

lol, I would stop while you are a head...

2006-11-05 23:35:49

#16

SilentscoutIX: BF2s US Server Admin; +91|6604|Vancouver, BC, Canada

True enough, sharp objects down *there* make me nervous.

2006-11-05 23:35:57

#17

Eugefunk84: Member; +48|6750

i use a trimmer, lowest blade setting. itll itch the first few times you do it, but itll stop.

trust me, girls appreciate it when they see you work as hard to look good as they do

2006-11-05 23:35:59

#18

Executiator: Member; +69|6638

millhous wrote:
Try using Nair. Although i've heard it'll still itch, it wont involve using anything with moving parts or sharp edges.

Yeah, using a deplatory CREAM ( the shit you put on hair and it dissolves away the root, E.G. Nair, Veet, and some others) would be a good idea, just put the cream on, wait a couple of mins and wipe that shit off fast with a cloth then take a shower....

You gotta be real careful and don't wait too long or u'll get a chemical burn... which is NOT fun.

Having said that, you will still itch... You just have to keep doing it and you'll get used to it.

Use a buzzer w/ a No. 1 attachment.

Last edited by Executiator (2006-11-05 23:38:12)

2006-11-05 23:36:08

#19

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6947|Uhh... erm...

Nair?

2006-11-05 23:38:42

#20

SilentscoutIX: BF2s US Server Admin; +91|6604|Vancouver, BC, Canada

Nair for men.

Last edited by SilentscoutIX (2006-11-05 23:39:16)

2006-11-05 23:46:07

#21

Dec45: Member; +12|6857

Keep the cutting to a minimal. There's nothing manly about turning your pubescent clock back by a decade.

2006-11-05 23:47:14

#22

kebabking: Member; +14|6621|Brisbane, AUstralia

hey man i have done it pleanty of times. use siccors get all the "brazillion forest off mostly" then get the hair clippers with no blade or like 1/2, and yeah jus do the nads with the siccors cause yeah i get scared on them!

2006-11-05 23:49:09

#23

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6848|Finland

The versatility of a gaming forums content FTW!

Well, here's what you do:

DonFck's concise guide to basic trimming of your manhood wrote:
1. Shower

2. Dry up to a fluffy bush.

3. The hedge-trimming:
Start working with the upper regions with a long hair trimmer of your electric shaver. Use similar methods as if you were actually trimming a hedge. Shape it to your taste.

4. Secure the perimeter:
Trim the edges so you get a clear shape and consistency to your trim. Use the electric razor long hair trimmer - finalize with the regular shaver part.

5. The road to the Nether Regions:
Work your way with a pair of short scissors from the sack towards your poopy hole. A 4mm trim is usually OK. Less, and it scratches when you walk.

6. Your sacks:
Here's where you need a steady hand. Trim short the overgrown single hairs using the same method as in #3. Get hold of a new razor blade and some shaving foam. Use the balls to your advantage when smoothing up the area to be shaved. Work in sectors. Along the growth, not against.

7. The stubby:
At this point you've played with your balls and rod for a while, so you're having a "halfie". Again, use this to your advantage. Lift the bad boy up to trim the surroundings and lower part of your semi-erect piston.

8. The painful end:
This one can make you pass out on the bathroom floor, so be prepared and wear your moms bicycle helmet. Take a picture of yourself standing naked wearing the helmet, this is your most sad moment. Get some aftershave that has a highest possible alcohol-content (you can use non-alcoholic aftershave with menthol also, if you can't stand the burn). Spray/slap it on your newly shaved nutsack. This will close the pores, so you won't get a rash or infection afterwards, but will burn for 15 minutes in a way you've never experienced before. Don't say I didn't warn you! Once the burning has eased a bit, moisturizing lotion will be the finishing touch.

9. Remove the bicycle-helmet

10. Get dressed

11. Enjoy your date

End.

Last edited by DonFck (2006-11-06 09:57:56)

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-11-05 23:53:19

#24

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6743|Singapore

whats with the bicycle helmet lol

2006-11-05 23:54:09

#25

Ice Cold Killa: Member; +26|6660|Perth, W.A, Australia.

no pics please me is not a homo and also lmao.

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