i wanna see the movie...
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you should change ur name to toilet-raper.
Haha............lolz.......haha. That is why the closest thing to Mexico that I put in my body is Taco Bell.
Last edited by usmarine2005 (2006-10-10 14:07:30)
fibre makes u crap m8. what ya need is to bung yaself up with starchy stuff, chips,bread that sort of.....erm...shall we say, shit!!WilhelmSissener wrote:
Eat fiber.
(for you granola bars)
Go to a Army/Navy surplus store and buy a MRE with peanut butter. Eat the peanut butter throw the rest away. aka colon cement
Cheese toast, not sliced cheese but block cheese. Imodium ad only take one pill or one dose of liquid wait about 4-8 hours and if needed another dose. If that doesn't help see your physician. Pedialyte not Gatorade. The sugars will make it worse.
Cheese toast, not sliced cheese but block cheese. Imodium ad only take one pill or one dose of liquid wait about 4-8 hours and if needed another dose. If that doesn't help see your physician. Pedialyte not Gatorade. The sugars will make it worse.
for some reason, i want to see the video... i have a little sh** fetish repost please.
d.cripz wrote:
for some reason, i want to see the video... i have a little sh** fetish repost please.
King_County_Downy wrote:
If you want to see it, go to youtube and search for skeetman68 and then click on the thing for "view more from this author" or whatever it says. It's there. Be warned...IT'S GROSS. lol
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
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LOL, ewwww!, you made a serious mess of that toilet seat! - poor bastard who went in there after you!, and imagine the cleaners face!! lolKing_County_Downy wrote:
umm...no, that's not me. If you want to see it, go to youtube and search for skeetman68 and then click on the thing for "view more from this author" or whatever it says. It's there. Be warned...IT'S GROSS. loljamie_v1.1 wrote:
I wanna see the vid! - am i a bad person!???
EDIT: - my sig isn't a pic of you is it???
Going to the doctor for diarhea is no fun. My dad did it. THey have to pump your butt up with air to figure out what the problem is. Afterwards it feels like you really have to fart but it won't come out for the rest of the day.
Holy crap. It's a good thing the vid wasn't filmed "in action."King_County_Downy wrote:
umm...no, that's not me. If you want to see it, go to youtube and search for skeetman68 and then click on the thing for "view more from this author" or whatever it says. It's there. Be warned...IT'S GROSS. loljamie_v1.1 wrote:
I wanna see the vid! - am i a bad person!???
EDIT: - my sig isn't a pic of you is it???
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Haha lovelyyyyyy
I can tell you the best way to end any kind of rectum problem is to live off of military grade MRE's for about a week. You will no longer have explosive diarrhea, but rather cemented constipation.
You won't shit right for a month, but at least it won't come spraying out like a lawn sprinkler.
You won't shit right for a month, but at least it won't come spraying out like a lawn sprinkler.
I wish it was just sprinkling. lol It's more like stomping on a 12 ketchup packets.Cougar wrote:
I can tell you the best way to end any kind of rectum problem is to live off of military grade MRE's for about a week. You will no longer have explosive diarrhea, but rather cemented constipation.
You won't shit right for a month, but at least it won't come spraying out like a lawn sprinkler.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Your Butt FAILS.......ahahahahahahaha.
Yes, I have colonfailonotomy.
Thanks for all your help. I'm going to eat lots of MRE PB&J's tonight
Thanks for all your help. I'm going to eat lots of MRE PB&J's tonight
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Just go to the doctor, he'll get you something to take..
There is a good Army/Navy store in downtown Seattle. I been there a lot of times.King_County_Downy wrote:
Yes, I have colonfailonotomy.
Thanks for all your help. I'm going to eat lots of MRE PB&J's tonight
Last edited by usmarine2005 (2006-10-10 14:53:07)
Cheese! it will harden you up, but not too much or it will plug you up!
And yes, what usmarine said, MRE's. those fuckers will harden you up. But too much of that peanut butter and you will be shitting mile long turds.
And yes, what usmarine said, MRE's. those fuckers will harden you up. But too much of that peanut butter and you will be shitting mile long turds.
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I'm sorry but........LMAO! Downy got his period!King_County_Downy wrote:
I wish it was just sprinkling. lol It's more like stomping on a 12 ketchup packets.Cougar wrote:
I can tell you the best way to end any kind of rectum problem is to live off of military grade MRE's for about a week. You will no longer have explosive diarrhea, but rather cemented constipation.
You won't shit right for a month, but at least it won't come spraying out like a lawn sprinkler.
Then there was this one time where I was little and my family went to Epcot in Disney. Some dude in a British Pub got wasted and threw up on the way to the bathroom, where his buddies proceeded in laughing their asses at the guy just before he passed out and landed in the very puddle which he just puked out.
Its funny to watch as a 5 year old.
Mile long turds are called bowl-winders.
Its funny to watch as a 5 year old.
Mile long turds are called bowl-winders.
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Bet they have the vid posted in the Mod section laughing their heads offSkruples wrote:
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i cant believe no one's said this already.
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
YEAH! from philly, philly cheese steaks pawn! go eaglezeagles1106 wrote:
Indeed, he got owned. Eagles fans are the best fans in the league. Us and are cheese steaks, we own.
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