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warhead0 wrote:

i kno lots, but only gonan tell you one

in mexico someone is kidnapped every 3 seconds
Yea ok no, that's an exaggeration. Maybe every 5 seconds, but def not 3.
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6854|Montreal, Qc, Canada
1- World War II veterans are now dying at the rate of about 1,100 each day.

2- 35 Billion e-mails are sent each day throughout the world.

3- I'n 1991, the average bra size in the United States was 34B. Today it's 36C.

4- The Eiffel Tower shrinks 6 inches in winter.

5- We forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday.

6- Pope John Paul II was the world's Scrabble champion in the over-70 category.

7- 1 pound of lemons contain more sugar than 1 pound of strawberries.

8- 100% of all lottery winners gain weight.

9- 40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet.

10- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.

11- It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

12- Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks.

13- Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

14- Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.

15- During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That's the weight of about 6 elephants.

16- You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in your lifetime.

17- There are between 5,000 and 7,000 tigers kept as pets in the United States.

18- Quebec City, Canada, has about as much street crime as Disney World.

19- The Nike swoosh was designed by a Portland State University student, and purchased by Nike for $35.

20- There are less than 100 surviving American World War I veterans.

22- Only 6% of the autographs in circulation from members of the Beatles are estimated to be real.

23- The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.

24- In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

25-One person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Last edited by Andoura (2006-10-08 22:30:35)

=MI5=CHRISTIAN
Me Gusta Karma Mucho
+49|6761|Leftern America
in the south american country of nicaragua, 15 year olds with provisional lisences may drive drunk, as long as there are 2 other people in the vehicle
Executiator
Member
+69|6636
17 people die a year testing 9v batteries...

23 British citizens are injured a year while trying on a jumpsuit and smoking a cigerette...

and the one that everyone knows.
In 1919, a Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males.



And is it true in Australia a dust devil is called a willy-willy?

Last edited by Executiator (2006-10-08 22:46:10)

twiistaaa
Member
+87|6883|mexico
well i know that it takes 72 hours for a vagina to be completely semen free. or so i was told. so yeah, if you are going.. down town make sure your not to early.
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|6871|Brisbane, Australia

warhead0 wrote:

i kno lots, but only gonan tell you one

in mexico someone is kidnapped every 3 seconds
I am going to call bollox on this one

*Gets on skype*

Anyway..

There are 106,202,903 people in Mexico, if one is kidnapped every 3 seconds, then at that rate it would take 409 Days before the entire Mexican resident population to have been kidnapped

I dont know, my math is pretty wonky, and eventually the person may be returned, and Im not factoring birth rates either

But I do know this fact - Every three seconds, someone dies

And yet those elietist MakePovertyHistory pricks think they can just stand there and click their fingers, counting down deaths

Fools, stop trying to save people! Every second a baby is born! Can you say overpopulation?
sgt.sonner
the electric eel has got me by the brain banana
+146|6748|Denmizzark!!
The whales closest living cousin is the sheep..
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6847|Finland

The Adidas three stripes are bought in the 50's from the Finnish sneaker manufacturer "Karhu". Price: Two bottles of good whiskey and about 1600 euros.
I need around tree fiddy.
Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|6900|Espoo, Finland

DonFck wrote:

The Adidas three stripes are bought in the 50's from the Finnish sneaker manufacturer "Karhu". Price: Two bottles of good whiskey and about 1600 euros.
Lol
I don't have a hard time beliving that! One more bottle and it would have been free
dubbs
Member
+105|6847|Lexington, KY

Sarrk wrote:

warhead0 wrote:

i kno lots, but only gonan tell you one

in mexico someone is kidnapped every 3 seconds
I am going to call bollox on this one

*Gets on skype*

Anyway..

There are 106,202,903 people in Mexico, if one is kidnapped every 3 seconds, then at that rate it would take 409 Days before the entire Mexican resident population to have been kidnapped

I dont know, my math is pretty wonky, and eventually the person may be returned, and Im not factoring birth rates either

But I do know this fact - Every three seconds, someone dies

And yet those elietist MakePovertyHistory pricks think they can just stand there and click their fingers, counting down deaths

Fools, stop trying to save people! Every second a baby is born! Can you say overpopulation?
Your math may be correct, but you are forgetting tourist.
Twist
Too old to be doing this sh*t
+103|6738|Little blue planet, milky way
Certain types of adders refuse to defecate or urinate without having all four feet in water !     - Animal planet

If you take all donald duck magazines published in 1984 and place them next to eachother, they would form a line that can reach to the moon and back (I DO however wonder how you would make it reach the moon seeing as it's moving)   - Donald Duck magazine 1985
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+120|6776|Cheshire, UK
In the UK it is illegal to pee in the street to public decency laws but it is legal to ask a policeman if you can pee in his helmet.

I just dare you to try it!!!
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6761|Doncaster, UK

Twist wrote:

Certain types of adders refuse to defecate or urinate without having all four feet in water !     - Animal planet
Do adders have feet?
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6931
The current pope was in the hitler youth.
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Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|6806|Scarborough Yorkshire England

SkoobyDu wrote:

In the UK it is illegal to pee in the street to public decency laws but it is legal to ask a policeman if you can pee in his helmet.

I just dare you to try it!!!
I thought that was pregnant women only
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|6806|Scarborough Yorkshire England
The average person sleeps for 32 years of their life
SkoobyDu
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+120|6776|Cheshire, UK
The longest word you can type only using the top line of a keyboard is "typewriter"
Tjasso
the "Commander"
+102|6738|the Netherlands
fact: my internet provider (@HOME) sucks !
Stags
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+26|6871

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

The current pope was in the hitler youth.
And at times he looks like the Emperor from Star Wars.
Vub
The Power of Two
+188|6709|Sydney, Australia
One monopoly dollar is worth more than one zimbabwe dollar.
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6764|Southeastern USA
porcupines have to pee on each other to soften the quills before doing it
FesterTheMolester
BF2s US Server Admin, IRC>Forums
+157|6855|The Mind Of A Cereal Killer
my fact is that 80% of these posts are false

40% of the people know that
lord_tyler_486
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+54|6967|Upper Franconia
The size of an average polar bears' penis has decreased making them having less sex. *









* http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=41912
Macca
Cylons' my kinda frak
+72|6660|Australia.

Simon wrote:

7. The average age at which people lose their virginity is 15.3 years old.
W...W..Wh..What...?

Irrelevent things I know:

1. Apprently, every 6 seconds, an aeroplane, in any part of the world lands.

2. 1 mole of apples will cover the entire earth

Last edited by Macca (2006-10-09 09:15:27)

CanadianLoser
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+1,148|6723
every 6 seconds some1 gets HIV AIDS

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