Paco_the_Insane
Phorum Phantom
+244|6928|Ohio
Read it all, its a Funny "Semi-funny" good story.

I was playing Wake Island as USMC, and I was going for expert AA (which i got), so i was sitting in different aa's around the map, but the enemy commander kept artying me, so i spawned at the carrier, and got in the essex. Well, on this server, artying the uncaps is against the rules, so i thought i would be fine sitting in the essex. Well this guy, Drunken_Marionette, Decided to arty the carrier. After the first time he did it, i didnt die, because the essex gun has a lot of health, (i still had 2/3) so i started a kick vote. It didnt pass, and then i couldnt start another for 3 minutes, or something rediculous. So he kept wasting all their arty on the carrier, and i died maybe 2 times through all of them. So after I got my AA expert, i decided i wanted to teach him a lesson. I was Engineer, and i jumped out of the gun, jumped in the empty F35B, and flew to the beach. The commander was in the little hut by the Scan thing, so i ran to him, dropping mines on the road the whole way there. So I facestab him. Then i look at my command screen, and see him respawn at the airstrip, and hiding in the little house overlooking the arty beach. So I go to him, but he was already running to the flag because one of our guys neutralized it. So i stab him in the back of the head, because he was facing the flag, and not at me (noob). So i think hes getting kind of pissed, so he respawns at the beach. They had about 5 tickets left, so i was just running around in circles, you know, normal I-just-got-180-points-in-a-round dance, and i see the message ">LOD< Paco_the_Insane [AT Mines] Drunken_Marionette." Then in the chat i see "dont you wish you had a pair paco" and the round ends. He had 32 points, I had 182. I laughed, then quit and came here and wrote this.

Last edited by Paco_the_Insane (2006-10-06 18:08:09)

Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|7039|United States of America
Not too funny.
InviSniper
The first true Sniper.
+95|6927|Cumberland, MD, USA

Miller wrote:

Not too funny.
Agreed. I didn't lol. In fact, I may have died a little inside. But still, thanks for sharing buddy!
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|6724|A drop house
^^^^
Naughty_Om
Im Ron Burgundy?
+355|6917|USA
Fan Fricken Tastic...Want a cookie?
SealTeam81
Member
+2|6729|USA
I guess it was one of those moments where you just had to be there for it to be really funny but atleast you won the fight
EricTViking
Yes, I am Queeg
+48|6835|UK
Yep, there goes the other rib.
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6829
Commander hunting is fun, isn't it?
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6846|British Columbia, Canada



Theres a part in my video about "how to Paddle a commander"

I thought it is pretty funnny..
elite.mafia
Banned
+122|6737|USA

LT.Victim wrote:




Theres a part in my video about "how to Paddle a commander"

I thought it is pretty funnny..
You fail at using shock paddles.
snoogy_beef
Jim Beam is my water...
+8|6912|Gold Coast, Australia
lol elite
assau1t
Member
+12|6987|sector a-35

elite.mafia wrote:

You fail at using shock paddles.
And ur a n00b with a pink sniper rifle...
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6846|British Columbia, Canada

elite.mafia wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:




Theres a part in my video about "how to Paddle a commander"

I thought it is pretty funnny..
You fail at using shock paddles.
Lets see your video then..

Dont comment if you cant do any better..
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|7017|Oslo, Norway
K, good for you....
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6777|N. Ireland
congrats on getting expert aa on wake island!
Bell
Frosties > Cornflakes
+362|6833|UK

You stole about 50 seconds of my life with this thread and I want them back!
E7IX3R
is drunk and crazy
+216|6972|UK
i liked this story
JazonB
Member
+0|6927
Can I please have the past 1.5 minutes of my life back?
InviSniper
The first true Sniper.
+95|6927|Cumberland, MD, USA
I <3 your video Lt. I love to paddle and I love Wake, but the clan doesn't.   Also love Crazy Train; definitely fits!
Knight`UK
Lollerstorycarpark
+371|6864|England

InviSniper wrote:

Miller wrote:

Not too funny.
Agreed. I didn't lol. In fact, I may have died a little inside. But still, thanks for sharing buddy!
I found that funny lols but to the opening post nope not funny at all
Maxxxie74
Member
+25|6854|Brisbane, Australia
Well, LT Victim's post was the only thing that made this thread worth opening.  Gah, srsly, why do we need all these "look at me I'm 1337" threads?  Did your mother not breastfeed you or something?


Max
[AZEG]PhxBravo
Moved to "Phxbravo" account
+10|6734|phoenix, az

LT.Victim wrote:




Theres a part in my video about "how to Paddle a commander"

I thought it is pretty funnny..
NICE, u are good!!
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6846|British Columbia, Canada

[AZEG]PhxBravo wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:




Theres a part in my video about "how to Paddle a commander"

I thought it is pretty funnny..
NICE, u are good!!

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