So my girlfriend and I have math class together. We have a project together on solving shitty equations like 5 to the 25000th power. So I was on her computer on Myspace (Yes Myspace). So then she goes to her stereo and puts Cherish on. I was like "Ewww." and I get the new Weird Al CD from my backpack. I put it on Canadian Idiot. Then we hear a car pull up the drive way. She looked out her window and screamed. She was like "OH MY GOD IT'S MY DAD!" (He doesn't want guys in her room or in his house). So she frantically looks around and throws me into the closet. She goes on her computer acting like nothing happened. Minutes later her dad comes in. She gives him a kiss and sits on the computer again. Before he leaves, he finds my shoes. He says "what's this?!?!?!?" My girlfriend has a scared look on her face. He checks under the bed, then under the dresser. He looks at the closet, I pull out my Beretta. He walks up to the closet, he comes up to the closet. Now he's at the closet, now he's opening the closet...
lol wtf?
So was the gun misfiring in ur face him attempting to kill you?Fancy_Pollux wrote:
...I pull out my Beretta...
More like you pulled out your copy of 
and started weeping like a little girl.
and started weeping like a little girl.
Don't forget the onions.
Wow..what?
lol, Let me guess, "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" was the inspiration for this post?
Last edited by BigmacK (2006-10-02 17:04:45)
Lol, What happens next?!?!
R. Kelly
He's dead. I'm going over to his girl's house to statspad off of his corpse.
stryyker wrote:
R. Kelly
*Puts on "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" by "Weird Al" Yankovic*
*Re-reads Fancy's post*
Nice work Fancy, your post could actually be lyrics to the song....
Impressive. +1
*Re-reads Fancy's post*
Nice work Fancy, your post could actually be lyrics to the song....
Impressive. +1
he is lacking a penis, send it back.
bulge > penisstryyker wrote:
he is lacking a penis, send it back.
Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-10-02 17:12:54)
Jolly good.
Pollux strikes again!!!!!!!! lol Your my favorite forum person but in a ver hetoralsextual way
If you want Fancy, I would let you have me.
Funny shit here. Weird
You have a tug in the closet.
Well, now I know not to go hang out around you, you'll get me killed.
I found this Yellow pencil with a Zoo Animals on it today at school.. First thought i got was Fancy from Bf2s.. followed by "this has to be the gayest pencil i've ever seen"..
Thats the BEST thing i've ever seen!Fancy_Pollux wrote:
stryyker wrote:
R. Kelly
Last edited by DeepSkysUrGe (2006-10-02 17:37:21)
Didnt read it, hope its great. Good luck on writing another shitty fiction story tommorow fancy.
I knew it was you fancy from the title. Whats the point of paradizing Trapped in the closet? Its freaking hillarious by its self. Theres a freaking midget!
He goes to the closet, he walks to the closet, he reaches for the closet, he goes to the closet, he looks at the closet, he thinks about the closet, he opens the closet, an BAM its a midget!
He goes to the closet, he walks to the closet, he reaches for the closet, he goes to the closet, he looks at the closet, he thinks about the closet, he opens the closet, an BAM its a midget!
When he opened the door I would have been like: "Pizza Delivery!"