ExecutionerStyle wrote:
I got electrocuted once. A small zap though, left my arm numb for a few minutes.
To say you were electrocuted is like saying you drowned a little.
tr.v. e·lec·tro·cut·ed, e·lec·tro·cut·ing, e·lec·tro·cutes
1. To kill with electricity: a worker who was electrocuted by a high-tension wire.
2. To execute (a condemned prisoner) by means of electricity.
At the age of 38, I honeslty can't remember all the times I have almost died, but I can recall a few....
As very small kid my cousin Rex told me to lick the ground wire on a 3 to 2 prong plug and it kcocked me about 10 feet off of the wall but in no way was I elecrtocuted - just a hell of a shock.
Hit by a car in 2nd grade, the car I was in was at a stop light and I told the lady who was driving our car pool that I could cut through the yards to go home and before she could say anything I got out and ran straight into a car going the other way.
In high school I got so wacked out on acid that I somehow ended up inbetween the lanes of a very busy highway - not sure how I made it out of that one.
In college someone undid the quick release on the front tire of my mountian bike. Flying dow a hill I hopped a curb, front wheel went away, forks dug in and I catapulted over the handlebars and smacked my forehead really hard (was going about 30 mph) on the grass about 12 inches past a concrete sidewalk. Knocked the fuck out for a couple of minutes until a guy I had class with shook me awake - I then proceded to go over to what I though was my girlfriends house and she informed me that I had broken up with her two weeks earlier - no shit.
I've also been in at least a dozen car wrecks, impailed myself with a sharp stick in a mountian bike race, broken countless bones and had hundreds of stiches. Those last two are moslty due to my fondness for Kentucky Straight Bourbon.
Thats all that comes to mind right now.... Great thread... + 1 to creater.