BF2S Forums Bin Laden about to nuke the US?

I hope I mutate into a super-villain.

I have no fear. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61725

And in case you miss that mushroom cloud: http://www.nukalert.com/

Last edited by iNeedUrFace4Soup (2006-09-27 15:01:52)

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M1-Lightning wrote:

This information came from a Pakistani journalist on right wing talk shows for nothing more than it's black helicopter entertainment value.

Ironchef, go ahead and make friends with those that cut off your head for being a Christian. If you're in such a damn hurry to see the afterlife then take up Major Spittle's offer and get it over with already.

Way to totally blow what I said out of proportion, put your own rightwing spin on it, and show what a tool you are without an original thought of your own.  And for the record, most people with original thoughts and perceptions of their own would have read what I wrote and seen the overtone in my post suggesting there's nothing we can really do (including bombing other countries into submission) to avoid being nuked, and that our foreign policy (yes, that of all presidents over the last 5 years or so) is to blame.  But being the anal retentive baby killer you are,  you gotta go fly off the handle and make this out to be some sleezy pinko-commie hit job designed to desecrate your beautiful red white and blue painted H2..  am I right?  I know, I know..."love it or leave it...."

THERE WOULDNT BE THIS THREAT IF THE PUSSY DEMOCRATS WOULD STOP THERE GIVE-EVERYONE-A-HUG CRAP and we just went over and KILLED THEM. THEN there would be NO incredible airplane security checks, and you would be able to bring your freakin baby food on the plane with you. Some people just dont understand that, thats why shit doesnt get done. thats my oppinion on that.

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

IRONCHEF wrote:

Yep, I could care less if we're nuked...our policy says we deserve it, and frankly, I wouldn't blame any nuclear attacker for doing it.  I pay taxes and support our oppression around the world, it wouldn't be a surprise if the world fought back.  It'd be nice to be in Canada or maybe Brazil when it happens, but living in fear for this is not what I'm about to do.  If it happens, i just hope my family and I die together and quickly (SF Bay Area may not be the first targets, thank goodness).  I"m prepared for natural disasters, loss of employment, and other emergencies..I've purposefully not prepared for nuclear attacks (not that you can).

This is why I've suggested our government swallow their retarded fckn pride and make FRIENDS with enemies...you know, be a real christian?  lol..one can still dream, right?

This coming from the guy who thinks evolution is fake. Hahaha!

That coming from someone with the reading comprehension of a grammar school child.  I said the theory of evolution is just that..a theory.  I never said it was fake.  You said that, not me assclown.  But it's cool, like most fools around here, you just see and read what you want to see and read.

IRONCHEF wrote:

That coming from someone with the reading comprehension of a grammar school child.  I said the theory of evolution is just that..a theory.  I never said it was fake.  You said that, not me assclown.  But it's cool, like most fools around here, you just see and read what you want to see and read.

lawl.

IRONCHEF wrote:

Oh, and I'd love for you to cite some of the "science" that proves evolution.  Then I'd love for you to tackle the truth that scientist are just dumb, slow, vain men and women trying to discover how God created things, seasons, time and space.  They get it now and then, but mostly they are dealing with adversaries beyond their understanding.

gg.

IRONCHEF wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

IRONCHEF wrote:

That coming from someone with the reading comprehension of a grammar school child.  I said the theory of evolution is just that..a theory.  I never said it was fake.  You said that, not me assclown.  But it's cool, like most fools around here, you just see and read what you want to see and read.

lawl.

IRONCHEF wrote:

Oh, and I'd love for you to cite some of the "science" that proves evolution.  Then I'd love for you to tackle the truth that scientist are just dumb, slow, vain men and women trying to discover how God created things, seasons, time and space.  They get it now and then, but mostly they are dealing with adversaries beyond their understanding.

gg.

And quoting me saying that shows that I called evolution fake?  Again, great reading comprehension.

1) You actually asked me to cite proof of evolution

2) You refer to scientists as "dumb", "slow", and "vain".

3) You assert that science itself is just "men and women trying to discover how God created things, seasons, time and space."

4) You ramble on with inane biblical scripture afterwards.

5) You have no credibility.

6) It's truly shocking that this isn't just some clever form of trolling....you ACTUALLY believe what you're saying.

Reading comprehension is more than just the ability to read words. Any idiot can tell what you were implying through your tone.

On a side note, if you guys want a good laugh, check out IRONCHEF's comments in this thread:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=782125#p782125

This kid should be the posterboy for Jesus Camp.


What can I say? Truthiness hurts.

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-09-28 10:01:49)

mafia996630 wrote:

WE ALL GONE DIEEEEE, o shit, i live in the uk. I don't give a shit yet. lol.

You have more muslims living in the U.K than... France... which is right fucking next door to you.

You should worry.

IRONCHEF wrote:

And I'm still waiting for where I said evolution is "fake."  Because making fun of scientists or saying the theory is not proven is not even close to saying it's fake.  Were I saying the theory of evolution is fake, I'd be saying things like "Oh, some scientists have been passing on this conspiracy suggesting that mankind has evolved from a single cell or from the microbacteria from a comet or some "big bang!" What a bunch of loons!"  but no, I've said it (the theory of evolution) is not proven, and seperately, I've made fun of scientists and other learned professionals who claim their theory is the only thing it could be...when in reality, they are merely discovering the things that a supreme being has actually created.

^^^^Lies, Denies, Lies, Re-denies...... I wish I spoke assclown so I could understand what IRONCHEF really meant when he clearly said scientist were stupid and were trying to figure out how GOD CREATED THINGS.  Gee, If you state

IRONCHEF wrote:

trying to discover how God created things, seasons, time and space

one could only conclude that you believe God created things, and if you read the bible God created man, not to be confused with a monkey that became man or a bacteria that became a whale.  Also if you know anything about Evolution you would know that the theory is not that God created a monkey and thus started the evolution of man or that God created a newt that became an elephant.

Or are you stating that you could not follow the original argument and decided to show that you're a complete idiot and are one of these people that believe that the two actually exist together, but you don't know how to articulate the concept through the use of the English language.  Thus an Assclown rant about dumb scientists and God creating things means in Assclown that: "I believe that Evolution is possible and God created it"

Major_Spittle wrote:

IRONCHEF wrote:

And I'm still waiting for where I said evolution is "fake."  Because making fun of scientists or saying the theory is not proven is not even close to saying it's fake.  Were I saying the theory of evolution is fake, I'd be saying things like "Oh, some scientists have been passing on this conspiracy suggesting that mankind has evolved from a single cell or from the microbacteria from a comet or some "big bang!" What a bunch of loons!"  but no, I've said it (the theory of evolution) is not proven, and seperately, I've made fun of scientists and other learned professionals who claim their theory is the only thing it could be...when in reality, they are merely discovering the things that a supreme being has actually created.

^^^^Lies, Denies, Lies, Re-denies...... I wish I spoke assclown so I could understand what IRONCHEF really meant when he clearly said scientist were stupid and were trying to figure out how GOD CREATED THINGS.  Gee, If you state

IRONCHEF wrote:

trying to discover how God created things, seasons, time and space

one could only conclude that you believe God created things, and if you read the bible God created man, not to be confused with a monkey that became man or a bacteria that became a whale.  Also if you know anything about Evolution you would know that the theory is not that God created a monkey and thus started the evolution of man or that God created a newt that became an elephant.

Or are you stating that you could not follow the original argument and decided to show that you're a complete idiot and are one of these people that believe that the two actually exist together, but you don't know how to articulate the concept through the use of the English language.  Thus an Assclown rant about dumb scientists and God creating things means in Assclown that: "I believe that Evolution is possible and God created it"

And if you understood english, you'd see that believing in creation does NOT interfere with one's beliefs towards evolution, you'd probably not be feeling like an idiot now, would you?

The theory of evolution and creationism DO NOT conflict is what I'll try to explain to you since you're so uneducated in this debate.  Creationism, aka, "Biblical Accounting" of this earth is a mere 7,000 years.  If you knew anything about the bible, specifically Genesis 1:1 where God said that in the beginning he created the heavens and the earth, you'd know that we, people who understand the bible and actually studied it for the right reasons, know that the word 'create' was a poorly chosen word because the original hebrew word used to describe that verse by Moses long ago is "assemble."  To assemble, you take pieces to form something.  This earth was formed and it goes along fine with what scientists have discovered regarding techtonic plate movement, forming of terrain and oceans, etc.  Nothing amiss here.  This biblical account also does not say that God created other civilizations, other creatures, other worlds...but he did.  But this is something some angry and ignorant non-believer would not possibly know or understand because he learned all he needed to know about the bible by what his friends told him when they made fun of him for going to sunday school when he was a kid.  lol


All this aside, I'm still unaware of how my English language quotations above can be construed (?) as saying I believe the theory of evolution is "fake."  Further, I can't see how you can't read well enough to see that by saying "they are merely discovering the things that a supreme being has actually created" - somehow means that I am denying scientists are faking creation?  I just said that they are discovering what god has created.  If i was saying it's fake, I'd have ommitted that criticism of said scientists.

Man you people are dense.  But it's cool.  One day, when you reach maturation to a degree when you actually question your pathetic lives...and you ask yourself why  you're here, where you came from, and where you're going...you'll figure it out..then you'll feel like an ass for your petty triffles with IRONCHEF on that BF2 message board....word!