Carlos Mencia needs to...

2006-09-25 18:05:40

#1

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6646

How to tell a Carlos Mencia joke:

1) Say something blatantly racist.
2) The racist comment must be ripped-off from other comedians.
3) Make retarded gimmic sounds while telling the joke.
4) When delivering the punchline, yell it really loud then laugh at your own joke while the crowd sits in silence.

http://freaksafari.com/carlosmencia.htm

[google]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5240060921379483947&q=carlos+mencia[/google]

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-09-25 18:41:42)

2006-09-25 18:07:40

#2

Master*: Banned; +416|6494|United States

lol his show is hilarious

2006-09-25 18:08:08

#3

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6646

Masterstyle wrote:
lol his show is hilarious

I'll take that as sarcasm.

2006-09-25 18:08:11

#4

rawls2: Mr. Bigglesworth; +89|6560

Why? Because he is hilarious and speaks the truth. Jokes are always funnier when they stem from reality.

Last edited by rawls2 (2006-09-25 18:08:39)

2006-09-25 18:09:44

#5

BMW330i: Banned; +20|6463|Montreal, Canada

Fancy needs to play more bf2.

2006-09-25 18:10:39

#6

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6698

Lighten up Fancy, you of all people should know humor. He's funny.

2006-09-25 18:11:00

#7

Master*: Banned; +416|6494|United States

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Masterstyle wrote:
lol his show is hilarious
I'll take that as sarcasm.

no his show is hilarious, i cant help but laugh when i watch it, sure he is racist in some of his jokes but thats his style.

2006-09-25 18:13:27

#8

d3v1ldr1v3r13: Satan's disciple on Earth.; +160|6685|Hell's prison

Figures, someone else jealous because another made it and he couldnt tell a joke to save his life. Watch any of his standups and you will see otherwise. He is a beaner, he can say what he wants and racist jokes are his selling point, why do anything else?

2006-09-25 18:14:17

#9

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6646

I am honestly shocked by your responses. How can you listen to his jokes and actually find them funny? His punchline is NOT funny...he just screams it then laughs afterwards. Actually listen to what he's saying. Also, most of his material is ripped-off from other comedians. For example:

Black Gallaghar = Dave Chappelle
Midget Gallaghar = Carlos Mencia

Lil' Jon (Yea!! WHAT!? OKAY!!!!) = Dave Chappelle
Midget Lil' Jon = Carlos Mencia

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-09-25 18:14:36)

2006-09-25 18:15:39

#10

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6698

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
I am honestly shocked by your responses. How can you listen to his jokes and actually find them funny? His punchline is NOT funny...he just screams it then laughs afterwards. Actually listen to what he's saying. Also, most of his material is ripped-off from other comedians. For example:

Black Gallaghar = Dave Chappelle
Midget Gallaghar = Carlos Mencia

Lil' Jon (Yea!! WHAT!? OKAY!!!!) = Dave Chappelle
Midget Lil' Jon = Carlos Mencia

Jesus Fancy, calm down. He's funny.

2006-09-25 18:15:48

#11

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|6751|Chicago.

Keep up the good work, he rocks!

This is in reference to his stand up comedy only, I find his stories to be true to life and downright funny.

The show, on the other hand, is kind of sad.

2006-09-25 18:16:14

#12

Master*: Banned; +416|6494|United States

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
I am honestly shocked by your responses. How can you listen to his jokes and actually find them funny? His punchline is NOT funny...he just screams it then laughs afterwards. Actually listen to what he's saying. Also, most of his material is ripped-off from other comedians. For example:

Black Gallaghar = Dave Chappelle
Midget Gallaghar = Carlos Mencia

Lil' Jon (Yea!! WHAT!? OKAY!!!!) = Dave Chappelle
Midget Lil' Jon = Carlos Mencia

well, hes still got other material that i find funny

2006-09-25 18:16:52

#13

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6646

Masterstyle wrote:
well, hes still got other material that i find funny

And that material was stolen from other comedians:

http://freaksafari.com/carlosmencia.htm

2006-09-25 18:18:05

#14

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6698

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Masterstyle wrote:
well, hes still got other material that i find funny
And that material was stolen from other comedians:

http://freaksafari.com/carlosmencia.htm

You're missing the point. He's funny. I think it's somewhat obvious that he ripped off other comedians. He's still funny, his shows still on air, and people love him (except uptight douchebags but I never thought you'd be one Fancy)

2006-09-25 18:18:18

#15

Masques: Black Panzer Party; +184|6722|Eastern PA

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
How to tell a Carlos Mencia joke:

1) Say something blatantly racist.
2) The racist comment must be ripped-off from other comedians.
3) Make retarded gimmic sounds while telling the joke.
4) When delivering the punchline, yell it really loud then laugh at your own joke.

http://freaksafari.com/carlosmencia.htm

I concur, good sir.

EDIT: Mencia and Lisa Lampanelli seem to suffer from the same affliction.

Last edited by Masques (2006-09-25 18:19:50)

2006-09-25 18:19:18

#16

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6720|California

He makes me hate Mexicans even more.

2006-09-25 18:20:00

#17

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6698

stryyker wrote:
He makes me hate Mexicans even more.

Not you too stryyker =\

2006-09-25 18:20:06

#18

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6646

stryyker wrote:
He makes me hate Mexicans even more.

http://freaksafari.com/carlosmencia.htm

His real name is Ned and he is half German.

2006-09-25 18:21:19

#19

Master*: Banned; +416|6494|United States

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Masterstyle wrote:
well, hes still got other material that i find funny
And that material was stolen from other comedians:

http://freaksafari.com/carlosmencia.htm

ooook? i knew all that stuff, but i didnt know watching his show is like bieng sodomized by a priest(i dont feel anything touching me inappropriatley while i watch his show)

my comment still stands. hes funny so i watch his show, only when he starts not bieng funny is when ill stop watching period.

2006-09-25 18:23:06

#20

HaywoodJablowme: Baltimore Blowfish; +46|6580

Yeah he's not Mexican, he's not a beaner. His real name is Ned Holness, half German, half Honduran. And no, he's not funny.

2006-09-25 18:23:39

#21

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6698

*sigh*

2006-09-25 18:24:42

#22

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6646

I would not be using the Colbert sig if I did not deliver the truth in every post.

2006-09-25 18:25:37

#23

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6720|California

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
stryyker wrote:
He makes me hate Mexicans even more.
http://freaksafari.com/carlosmencia.htm

His real name is Ned and he is half German.

i Still dont like Mexicans. I'm not racist, but for fucks sake.

2006-09-25 18:26:23

#24

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6646

stryyker wrote:
Fancy_Pollux wrote:
stryyker wrote:
He makes me hate Mexicans even more.
http://freaksafari.com/carlosmencia.htm

His real name is Ned and he is half German.
i Still dont like Mexicans. I'm not racist, but for fucks sake.

He does give Mexicans a bad name.

2006-09-25 18:26:39

#25

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6698

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
I would not be using the Colbert sig if I did not deliver the truth in every post.

You of ALL people should know that whether someone is funny or not is an opinion and not a fact. Comedy is in the eye of the beholder.

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Die and be resurrected, then die again	17%	17% - 36
Think of jokes outside of racism	20%	20% - 42
Keep up the good work, he rocks!	48%	48% - 101
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