Poll

How many 5 year old could you beat?

0-107%7% - 9
11-259%9% - 11
26-5010%10% - 12
51-10011%11% - 13
101-2508%8% - 10
Unlimited51%51% - 58
Total: 113
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|6989|Chicago.
0-5.

I don't like beating up little children.
Paco_the_Insane
Phorum Phantom
+244|6883|Ohio
Do a neo in The Matrix Reloaded.
{XpLiCiTxX}
Ohh skeet skeet
+143|6708|New York
This is definatly the best poll I've ever seen first off. I would say around 200 or so after the artillary wiped a few out.
PRiMACORD
Member
+190|6863|Home of the Escalade Herds
This sounds like a great java game. Someone make one.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6767|Global Command
I'm pretty sure I could go untill I had to take a leak or something.
If they massed and organized, 25 would drag a man down but that'd never happen because their just 5 yrs old for petes sake.

Maybe you shouda asked how may midgets.
c0mplex1ty
Too X-Core
+100|6798|laguna beach, ca
this should probably be moved to debate and serious talk.  this is the most i've thought about a poll in my life.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6765|Singapore
this reminds me of neo in matrix reloaded...
ozzie_johnson
Member
+98|6896|Penrith, N.S.W, Australia
ill stop when i get to 1337 lol
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|6969|Uhh... erm...
He said no bloddy weapons. I could probably take down 7 or so before one kicks me in the nuts and I fall down.

But if I had my scythe.....
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6757|Montucky

Tetrino wrote:

He said no bloddy weapons. I could probably take down 7 or so before one kicks me in the nuts and I fall down.

But if I had my scythe.....
My Scythe.. i like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.


s3v3n [drop kick] 5 year old
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s3v3n [drop kick] 5 year old
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s3v3n [drop kick] 5 year old
5 year old [punch to nuts] s3v3n
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Last edited by S3v3N (2006-09-23 21:47:02)

Knifey McStabstab
Don't lock my topic!
+32|6747|Indiana
Wow guys. I'm surprised at the outcome of this thread, usually my threads are marked as spam and quickly locked. I feel like I'm actually accepted by the BF2s community now.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6765|Singapore
i'll bring my katana to the fight lol
{XpLiCiTxX}
Ohh skeet skeet
+143|6708|New York
Now if only there was an option that would allow weapons into this epic battle of 5 year olds...If only...
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6784
Easy, pick one up and use it as a weapon against the rest.
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6865|UK
Girls or boys?
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6913|Canberra, AUS
Easy, just say the tooth fairy doesn't exist (or Santa). They'll drop crying and you can do whatever you want.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6784
What is their motivation for attacking me? Are they foaming at the mouth or throwing a temper tantrum? Do they have rabies?
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
yuckfou09
hide your terrorists ^,^
+94|6915|Ft. Drum, NY

sergeriver wrote:

yuckfou09 wrote:

101-250 just use the helicopter attack. put your arms out and spin like fuking crazy!! no prob
They are midgets duh.  You won't touch any of them doing the heli thing.
I think I could beat up to 50, then you get tired.  Unlimited is impossible
i already said aim low and you got this shit in the bag. Im in pretty good shape so i wont tire for awhile thats why i said 101-250 not unlimited duh!
Knifey McStabstab
Don't lock my topic!
+32|6747|Indiana

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:

Now if only there was an option that would allow weapons into this epic battle of 5 year olds...If only...
Maybe in the next patch.
twiistaaa
Member
+87|6907|mexico
unlimited is impossible since you'd have to rest eventually.

i'd say 100+ its still a decent workout, they weigh what 20kg's? thats two tons to push around.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6919|Disaster Free Zone
I'd get tired and die of exhaustion before I got hurt.
I'd say unlimited but... that in therory is impossible... But I voted for it anyway because 250 would be damn easy Uunless they all fell on me at once from a tall bulding like 20kg Rocks(or however heavy a 5 year old might be).
BVC
Member
+325|6934
Pick one up by the legs and just start swinging helicopter
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|6830|Scarborough Yorkshire England
I'd have to say 26-50, yeah there is a point when there would be to many of them.

Sick joke

Whats the best thing about 25 year olds






There are 20 of them
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|6830|Scarborough Yorkshire England

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

What is their motivation for attacking me? Are they foaming at the mouth or throwing a temper tantrum? Do they have rabies?
You've just punched Ronald Mcdonald in the face so yeah they are all foaming at the mouth
gameaddict
Member
+35|6918|let op drempels

Towelly wrote:

Depends if they where organised, if 10 5 year olds all came at me at once from differnet angles theres only so many you could dispatch before one gets on your back and one attachs it's self to your leg, then while your trying to beat them off more swarms of the little dudes come and get you.

I'd say about 25 though, but really, would you actually beat a 5 year old??
well some of those 5 year olds can be pretty annoying

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